/ss13g/ Spessmen on a Spesstation General

i didn't who or check manifest
oh well i'll still use the character and pretend to talk to the colonel over the radio

dude we had a fucking situation in the vox ship at the same time, a traitor came in wanting the CE's boots

Port of TGs jani equipment when? Us jannies need that janibelt.

>pinkypie1999 is on the server right now
>it could be in your department

Requesting an immediate rule zero

second

The name's Pliskin, not Plinskin.
If all else fails change your first name to Jack/John and put on an eyepatch.

>People still fall for it

You know it's an admin, right?

Scratch that, Plissken. Been too long since I saw Escape from NY.

that makes it worse

>people still don't logdive for the admins stealthmode static ckeys

fucking casuals

where do you get eye patches?
i thought of making big boss but he's a fag though it would be fun eating corpus and rats

>mfw my husbando noticed me.

holy shit paradise admins are aids, guy griefed the shit out of me and he gets nothing just because i hit him with my mop 3 times to get him to fuck off i guess i should just let people steal my shit for free and whine to admins about it

If you touch corpus, you're dead. Just ask the last birb that tried.

>tfw your husbando stopped playing

Who
Who

who r u?

Costumevend has one, if I remember right. There might be another in medical.
Anyhow, there's always cargo/praying to the admins.

Just tell me who your husbando is

pinkypie1999

It's clearly an admin, a real horsefucker would know that it's Pinkie Pie

hmmmmmm

Horsefucker detected

>not pinkamena diane pie
pleb

And give you a confidence boost for mentioning (You)?
Fuck off.

Former horsefucker, thank you very much

What

We need a waifu to become an admin.

We need an admin to contact asian moot and have all you shitters permabanned from the thread.

How do I get past the the guilt of murdering my friends in cold blood during traitor rounds
I don't want to give anyone special treatment on my murder sprees, but I feel bad because of it

Say sorry after you kill them, that always clears my conscience.

Enlighten me about clockwork cult. Apparently Veeky Forums created it, Veeky Forums made it shit, and now nobody wants it anymore?

Veeky Forums came up with the idea and never did anything with said idea
TG apparently decided to actually finish it up but I don't keep up with anything on their serb so I can't tell you much beyond that

Fun concepts with ahit code behind them. The wiki (TGs) tells you how it should work but whwn it comes down to it, its quite lackluster because no one uses half the stuffbesides the meta. In our cult rounds its convert some people with stun talismans and then use two people to finish the summon with manifested ghosts.

The original idea was Velard's so that should tell you something about its quality. Original spriting was done by Skowron AKA the best spriter Veeky Forums ever had.

I'm sure TG picked it up because of the gorgeous sprites but never considered that Velard's ideas are dumb.

I love playing with friends because murdering them in creative ways is more fun than straight murderbone and they're much more accepting of it

It was a retarded idea made by a stupid attention whoring nigger who never brought anything other than drama to the server. The nigger got buttblasted when people told to him his idea was retarded just like him and his shitcode, since blackpeople can't do anything right, and he gave up on the project and left the server, gladly.

Of course the "~le devil angel dragon triggered trannie lavaland station" thought it was a good idea and ported it.

That's not why Velard left, he left for much stupider reasons. You're actually making him look BETTER by not telling the real story.

STORY TIME PAPA, TELL US THE TALE

>normal name
>literal who
>be long enough to not be a newfig

I get away with so much shit, its not fair, I could be permad right now

It's not even a story, that's how stupid it was.

He went absolutely nanners one day out of the blue because people were saying nigger, something that people have ALWAYS done on Veeky Forums. And Pomf told him to calm down it's just Veeky Forums and Velard went absolutely chimp on him and vowed to never return. He was an admin at the time (it should go without saying he was deadmined).

Velard did return of course because nobody who vows to never return ever lives up to it.

That was a pretty good round as a geneticist.
Ate a spider, saved a paramedic, and spooked some bots in the morgue.

Fun round folks, whoever was with me at the end when we escaped to the asteroid, good stuff :)

same. was botanist. we grew and herded everything.

that pod ride at the end

I was the guy chilling with you
>tried to eat the blob but it ate me
;_;

Yee I was trying to snack on those blobs too but I got knocked the fuck out and decimated.
Big ups to PAL:0S for being a baller

shitty wizard lmao

>If this takes longer than 30 seconds, it will automatically reload a maximum of 5 times. If it still doesn't work, use the bug report button at the top right of the window.

It was a good round outside losing most the crew to bleb

Good thing I found that handtele on the floor

as someone who hasn't played any other server, I'm surprised at how different this server looks;
youtube.com/watch?v=8htduIq7thM

is it goon?

yup

Which one of you faggots was this?

What site? Also has some valid points.

Hey, it's right though.

Someone in the previous thread said it was from Reddit, or something.

Can you please delete this?
This doesn't contribute to the Veeky Forumsstation ethos that we keep in these generals

What are you sperging on about now user?

Curious that the username is cropped out.
You fucking coward.

he's saying to remove it because it's a shitpost you faggot
do you even know where you are?

>ethos
I never took college philosophy classes because I'm not an idiot wasting credits on a worthless class, please explain to me what this means.

It was true though, how was it a shitpost?

How about you use a search engine and find out for yourself, you philistine.

Are stacked floortiles still a nuke

i finally learned how to set this stupid thing up

I bet you're only taking the best courses and top of your class to really change the world?

The damage was nerfed to shit but coders refuse to fix rapid bleeding and it still has that going for it
So yes

>credits

Don't worry, we accept at this point that Americans are still learning the language.

watching the videos they have a lot of fancy sprites and animations, and they only have 1 medbay job, and everyone IC OOCs and OOC ICs
what a waste of effort on a shit server

>maths

Wow, you're just as bad as 'IT'S JUST DOOM' guy when it comes to watching videos

Why don't you play on their server and see what it's actually like?

It's from a TG coder

Is anyone really surprised that TG is behind the shit stirring in our thread and shitposting about our code?

???
I just happened to have the video show up in my recommendations, excuse me for watching it out of curiosity
but seriously, why would I want to play on a server with 0% RP?

>muh TG boogeyman

It's been a year can this meme die now?

You can see his post here spouting the same memes of the shitposters in our thread
reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/4zvvk9/how_would_you_describe_each_major_ss13_server/d6zdmak

You can find PLENTY of information about him from TG's forums
tgstation13.org/phpBB/index.php

>but seriously, why would I want to play on a server with 0% RP?

But then
Why are you here user?

we have at least 5%
at least there's no OOC in IC

>he doesn't use the discord

but I do?

you're not even trying

These are the people you are trusting with information about our server's code. People who haven't been on our server in about 16 months.

You're missing the point
They're not wrong

>philistine

Yeah fall for the TG false flaggers. Or just fuck off LNGLY.

Hello sawbones

if you read his entire post, we look like the best server out there
I wonder if he's given up the game, or found some eden of a server that he doesn't want to share

ironically it does

THAT AINT ME

man im chilling, whats up with you

>if you read his entire post, we look like the best server out there
I was just thinking that.
The most scathing part of his review was regarding the thread/community.
The server itself, got off relatively clean.

>deluding yourself that things aren't that bad for Veeky Forumscode

and the cycle continues
non-meme code never I guess

Where's your latest PR user?

which server has the best codebase for our purposes, in your opinion?