/mtg/ Meme Tree General

Why is it not full of them?

EVERY VENT IS SO FRESH.

These things are no joke.

If I filled all of them... I can't fathom that.

See

ozium is the best still

Nah son

Do these last a while? I go through one tree every two or three days.

>Not making a black pine forest

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Maximum fresh

Gtfo faggot

Rather have a black ice blizzard brah

I love this combo.

That is fucking urinal cake levels of fresh.

Kek!

Is it worth hanging some in my trunk? A buddy of mine has one in his, and it was surprisingly refreshing

>chuckled

>Your car will never have a dedicated FRESH™ button

use a tree as a drift charm to leave a trail of FRESH™ in your wake

>covering up your dirty ass car stench with shit that smells like spray deodorant for middle schoolers

I just make sure my cars are clean.

HAHAH Saved

Sounds like someone can't deal

THE MADMAN DID IT

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>implying

you didn't get the cans? step it up bro

Oh shit I actually have that same can somewhere in my car that I bought years ago when I first got it (first owner was a smoker so I just fucking hosed the car down with the stuff regularly), wonder if it's still good. I got it before I ever knew the Black Ice meme, born to Veeky Forums.

FRESH™

read the warnings on the can. it's like a nice smelling anthrax.

Hell no. Here at WAT FRESH™ Development we directly infuse our cabin air filters with smelly trees of your choice.

why wouldn't you rather spray a good cologne in car instead of some axe tier smell they call back ice?

3 for the price of 2. Only one like it. My car stays extra fresh

Because I'm not a fucking commie

>tfw dank new original content on Veeky Forums

>went to look for Black Ice at my local True Value
>found every scent but Black Ice
>Black Ice in the 3packs
>bought all them and threw out the non-Black Ice scents on my way out
>cashier's face when

lel

that's one fresh ass fc

Can I join in? I get the green ones.

>fc
U wot

yeh

if you spraypaint a green tree black and freeze it, is it black ice?

Nah you dip it in black tar heroin and freeze it.

So what you're saying is that you can't deal?

I need oxygen to enjoy the FRESH™ness

100% FRESH™ per volume would smother a nigga

as long as you recognize that green is inherently inferior in FRESH™ness to Black Ice.

>Not rubber banding them all together to make one thick ass tree.

I feel like you're missing an opportunity

Surface area is how normal air is converted to maximum FRESH™. If they were all rubber banded together, it might increase the longevity by only allowing the front and back of one tree to be exposed.

We all know however, that only one tree is small time.

Plastidipping the tree gives it a ricier smell

If you used a hydraulic press on a bunch of smelly trees would you have one laminate super smelly tree?

Someone must do this for research purposes.

f r e s h™

Mirin'

You forgot to shoop the reflection.

Shiieeeet OP, that's a good idea. I want to try it.

Sup.

oh wow i hope i dont get hacked

I'm going to hack the dmv and add on thousands in fees m8, good luck re-registering it.

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OK I'll bite. What does black ice scent smell like? I've never put a freshener in my car but now I'm intrigued.

Fresh. It smells like fresh.

Cheap cologne, it's actually not bad and far less obnoxious than other varieties.

It smells like victory

Black ice makes me vomit instantly. Seriously, i wrench for a living and its one if those little things that make my day miserable.

>can't deal

So sad 4 u

Bruh that's a celica
I took that exact picture