Forget about Kira's meme laser. Skyhammer is the real pubstomp merc.
Elijah Powell
>second attempt OF COURSE ITS FUCKING SECOND ATTEMPT WHEN YOU MAKE A NEW THREAD 3AM. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT? JUST LET THE THREAD SLEEP BEFORE MAKING A NEW ONE.
Nicholas Hughes
Not everyone is american, Losion
Daniel Collins
You made it 3 AM EU TIME YOU FUCKING MORON.
William Ward
>no one is american in dbg ftfy
Nathan Bailey
No I didn't. I didn't wake up until 12 am
Ian Butler
I guess we are talking about different threads then. One was made 3AM directly after the old huge thread died. I didn't even bother replying to it. I'm sorry, please forgive me.
Elijah Peterson
>Now make sure you eat plenty of fruit! Did they reduce the chance of Phoenix saying that line? He used to say that all the time, but now it's pretty rare.
If it's true then I wish they also did that with the "revifle" thing that Sparks says. It gets old fast.
Tyler Diaz
>finally get a weapon kit after a thousand arsenal crates >turns out you need 45 (fourty-fucking-five) of them
Is this a joke? I mean you can't even buy weapon kits. What is up with this shit, Raz?
James Barnes
>DB dev team is known for their smart decisions not
Asher Hernandez
Yeah, it's fucking retarded. I got one and was all happy thinking It would finally ease the pain of RNG and then I see that I need multiple of these.
Owen Foster
>join game >"THEY PLANTED C4, DEFUSE IT" >14 seconds left on the arbitrary join countdown
Adam Carter
>tfw you finally craft your dream cobalt and it comes in the right skin too now i have my favorite loadout in fragment for all the mercs i like. what do?
Joshua Howard
tfw you can't obtain your dream card anymore
Daniel Thompson
>tfw you have your dream card in obsidian but you can't get the better gen. 2 version of it in obsidian or even in cobalt shard
Adrian Jenkins
>tfw you did the day before they cucked it out of existence sawbones and phoenix got nerfed with gen 2 cards.
Grayson Jenkins
>phoenix got nerfed
What are you talking about? His best card is better in gen. 2
Oliver Murphy
no kek-10+drilled card got removed from the loadout pool.
Jeremiah Lewis
>Enemy player starts bitching about balance the first half of a stopwatch match >Constantly tries to vote shuffle >His team is winning the second round >He starts shit talking despite being bottom of the leader board
Robert Perez
I'll just pretend I didn't forget to include the picture in the earlier reply. You mean this one? Yeah, it might be ok, but I prefer having spammable effective heals. Even a short charge heals you enough with potent packs.
Christopher Watson
yeah its the one card i actually want for phoenix other then the obsidian jelly that you got it in containment war too
Joshua Davis
>it's the "missions didn't reset" episode
Ethan Diaz
Speaking of Peenix, what do you guys think of this amazing card?
Lucas Cook
Feels good to have this nice collection.
Nathaniel Bell
Just played a game with that big ears Peenix card. Why the hell isn't that 'big ears' the default footstep volume? Why do I need a god damn perk to a fucking elephant galopping at 420 km per hour?
Carson Richardson
to hear*
John Edwards
Any of these worth keeping? Vassilli definitely, not sure about the rest.
Heads up, Cobalt cards cost the same amount of fragments as it does to recycle them. Rerolling only costs credits.
Ethan Anderson
>get a MercServ crate >5 equipment cases >Gold G41 Redeye in bamboo >Next day, 5 more cases from the MercServ crate >Get an S74 for Kira in carbon I'm keeping the Redeye since i like it alot but whats better for Kira the S74 or the S81?
Josiah Bennett
Anyone here experienced random game freezes for several seconds and managed to fix it?
Brody Davis
Known issue It's a feature
Colton Howard
>VBCIabEytx
Thomas Rivera
It only started recently though, roughly at the same patch that added the chicken trinket.
Luis Garcia
>dixu still hasn't broken the trip jesus dixu
James Foster
ROFLLL LMAOOOOO XD XD XDD XDD
Bentley Bell
>mfw it's 3pm and someone's tired
Jeremiah Ramirez
...
Landon Martinez
This game has autism.
Gavin Lewis
No, only dbg
Chase Brooks
I still think thunder is slightly OP.
Henry Reed
Ever seen an arty do this?
Blake Cooper
The thumbnail has always looked as if he had a shield. He would have been cooler as a knight rather than a "ninja"
Gabriel Harris
Just had the entire enemy team ragequit. Min lvl 10 server people really don't like being challenged at all? I mean they planted twice and it almost exploded and then they just all gave up.
This guy is right^
John Allen
>foundersfag hiding his name
Wyatt Reyes
Are you the fag who wanted to buy founders skins for 10$? XAXAXAXAX
Anthony Johnson
If XOXOXO is hugs and kisses, then what is XAXAXA? Hugs and anal?
Adam Powell
X is russian H.
Jacob Sullivan
ded
Liam Sullivan
Daily reminder that pubstance is bronze 5 at overwatch.
Andrew Myers
Overwatch is such utter shit... A complete waste of money.
Kayden Reyes
Way to miss the joke. Also it's called the Cyrillic alphabet.
Jordan Cox
You never know how dumb the anonymous on the internet can be so I just think of everyone as 5 year old murricans who only speak american.