Yfw you own an E60 V10 M5

Yfw you own an E60 V10 M5

Yfw the car just starts being a car

Yfw you drive the car no differently than the last regular sedan you owned

Yfw you begin wondering why you don't just own a 535i or 550i

Yfw on the odd occasion when you want to punch it and go fast you realize that speed limits exist and you'll be thrown in jail if you let your car stretch its legs a bit.

Yfw you're paying higher running costs for nothing.

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Sounds to me like you're coming to the realization that everything in life is meaningless and existence is suffering.

>Yfw on the odd occasion when you want to punch it and go fast you realize that you are a giant weeping vagina and you let your fear dictate your behavior.

FIFY

Youve never owned a powerful car. No self respecting adultwants to be known as the local hooligan on the roads he shares with other adults and their children.

Sorry but it's nothing like I thought it would be.

>no self respecting adult wants to be known as the local hooligan
you mean no self loathing cuck
i'll drive as fast as I fucking want cunt
you can at least slam it from every stoplight up to the speed limit

Get out of my thread.

Bro what's wrong with you? I did fucking donuts in the middle of an intersection during rush hour. Do you live in such a small town that everyone knows each other? I could give a shit about what people and their kids think about me. I don't hoon on residential roads.

Pretty sure it's worth it for the passing power alone

you got a vid?

...

move to germany, use autobahn

You mean you give so much of a shit what people you'll never interact with think of you that you'll never have fun? Fuck off m8

It's tragic powerband says otherwise

>mfw i live around great roads and can enjoy a car like that

i'd never buy a car that wasn't suited to where i lived, to do so would just be a huge disappointment

Powerband doesn't mean shit for daily driving when you've got 500hp.

When you have to rev above 5k to feel anything in a 4000+ pound car, daily driving might be affected

>feel anything

most dynos have the e60 at 200whp at anything over 3k rpms

most cars don't even have that much power

i've never met anyone with an e60 that were upset with how much power it made

Haha I'm just fukin around. I'm sure it has enough for dd. It's just crazy looking at the dyno and seeing all that power up top

no

Stop it.

look at a lot of the 'best cars of all time'

f40, turbo lag for days
s2000, similar powerband to the e60
miata, what power
e30 m3, what power

the reason it has an smg is so you can stay in that 2-3k of awesome powerband with minimal effort and maximum enjoyment

That's why we drive, OP.

We drive to live.

We dont drive cuz "muh speed limit laws"

We just drive.

You drive.

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>Yfw on the odd occasion when you want to punch it and go fast you realize that speed limits exist and you'll be thrown in jail if you let your car stretch its legs a bit.


>Tfw you're a puss and can't keep your eyes peeled

>tfw you realize a GS 450h is the best daily driver ever
>comfort, reliability, longevity, class, value, fuel economy
>but also... DAT ACCELERATION

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Everyone chill we have a badass over here.

This is why you buy an AMG. Tons of power in a regular sedan. The M5 is too technologically advanced and track oriented to enjoy. The AMG does everything well.

>literally wrecking yourself this hard
wow, this has got to be some kind of high achievement

I hope your dick gets pushed in

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