Hello Veeky Forums, I'm a neet and need to know on how to make money...

This.
I can't believe that there isn't an option somewhere between a full time dead-end job and a webcam model to make 30-40 dollars a day without human interaction
Tried a lot of things, but no success

unfortunally for you, you can't suck cock over the internet yet, so unless you buy your kneepads and go to the public stall in your neighborhood suck some, you can't do shit with no skills and some pocket money

How skilled you must be to have the time to bully people who are asking for help

I feel you, friend. I don't want to make much money, just enough so I can pay for rent, bills and food. With the Internet there should be tons of ways to make enough money, but there seems to be nothing.

PS: I'm OP, but my IP changed over night.

Well there is a chance of making it big. But you need to buy a cheap coin and hope it's the lucky one which ends up being worth or pumped at one point for 100x times the gains.

Then careful extracting the bitcoin if you're american. The taxes are going to kill you.
You're better off going to Britain and making a bank account there just so you can sell bitcoins for their full price.

OP give me a contact address, a throw away email or something.

These are not people, though. They are NEETs.

Sorry for the late reply, here: [email protected]

Not OP, but I'm interested! (please don't send me that "BUY POTCOIN")
[email protected]

Have you got a mail? I didn't. :(

nope, but he's probably a scammer anyway

Yeah, maybe. :(

In case you actually know a way to make money online and want to help me, please ignore the old E-mail, here's a new one: [email protected]

Told you so. Luckily your not to late.

investing what? You have nothing, go join the workforce and make actual money. You will make more money in less time with a part time minimum wage job than you will with any "get rich quick on the internet" scheme. Day one, you will work 4-8 hours and make $10-15 every single hour! Day two, you will work 4-8 hours and make $10-15 an hour! Next thing you know it, you've worked 40 hours and have made $400-600! Wowie! Who thought it could be that easy! And it was at a local coffee shop or hardware store where 99% of your day, you basically spent chatting with your friends or browsing Veeky Forums on your phone! I don't even knwo why it's called work! They should call it paid loitering where every so often you have to make someone coffee!

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Yeah, in the Great (again) United States
In my country (eastern europe) you can't make more than $400/month with a job like that
You are lucky if you find a small apartment for that money
You have to work long hours and every customer is an asshole to you
I'd rather spend 10hours in front of my computer every day than dealing with idiots who look down on me

OP here, my IP changed again.

Have you sent me this faggot shit?

OP with new IP.

So how could a neet like me make some money?

$170 is FUCKING NOTHING. NOTHING.
Buy some food with it.

I don't need to, I live with my parents and they pay for everything.

>Make money with YouTube

Looks cool to me, never heard of it. Can you explain more?

Where are you from OP?

1. Upload videos on YouTube
2. Monetize them
3. ???
4. Profit!
Only problem is that nobody watches them. :^(

Germany.

Still looking for a way to make money...

hmm you could try online poker

I could as well burn my money.

Is 25 yo too late to start getting into stock market?

OP, jobs are not that terrible. Start with part time/teilzeit. That pays already decently compared to what you have now for really minimum amount of effort.
Not to mention, getting out of your house amongst the people gives you some ideas.

I'm looking at the newspapers for a job every week and there's nothing. Besides, I never had a job in my life, who would employ me?

There must be a way for me to make enough money online. Just 600€ would be enough.

You have no idea how hard it is to get paid even 1 euro by somebody if you don't have something substantial to offer.

You could try trading altcoins. 170 EUR is a small sum so you would need to put it into something that's volatile and has a lot of hype, Trumpcoin comes to mind considering the election is approaching (inb4 lol scam). There's also anonymous coins being launched like ZCoin and ZCash which should skyrocket in value this year. to start you'd need to buy Bitcoin, also losing most of your funds by trading is always a possibility so it tends to be stressful.

Coding is a useful skill to have that provides opportunities for part time and full time employment from the comfort of your home. But it would take a while to get the hang of it. Lanuages like Javascript and PHP are easy to learn and are in great demand in web development

Bottom line there's no easy, fool proof way to earn money, especially for NEETs, otherwise everyone would be rich.

Gambling is a bad idea unless you're really good at it.

watch my youtube channel
youtube.com/watch?v=GDp7SXhqC5g
and dont fall for the wagecuck meme. a good way to make money is to get into the leveraged buyout game. just start a private equity firm like bain capital did. fucking mittens romney workd there and he's a fucking mormon idiot. you'll be borrowing most of the money to make ur moves with alot of help from the federal and state gov'ts. basically just making deals all day and being a big swingin' dick(BSD)! lol. GET RICH, user!! !!!

no of course not, but i work on wall street and everyting i do is proper. my style is understated but class. all the way. ferragamo loafers, cuff links. yeah, i'm that guy! i have a penchant for english tailored suits from savile row. you have to know all the different collar styles and tie knots. there is a time and place for them all, ok.

for me, nothing beats the adrenaline rush of closing a major deal on wall street. just knowing that i am at the absolute apex of global capitalism. saving the world. everyday. that's what i do. to celebrate i like grab one of the fucking pigs from back office and bend that slut over my desk, wearing nothing but my ferragamos and my sock garters.

this makes absolutely no sense, i just wondered does basic knowledge of buying and selling stocks requires college education

no, any idiot can buy stocks. however, it is possible to lose money trading stocks, so there is an of element to gambling to it. if you want to know what stocks to buy, just ask Veeky Forums. my personal account is very cash heavy right now, plus some boring safe stuff. i figure when donald trump wins the election, there will be a mini crash, and that will be a good time to buy back in. and just for fun, i got some plays on volatility going up short term and CADUSD going down, for obvious reasons. GET RICH, user!

It's dead nowadays

Go out to actual auctions, buy stuff for super cheap, haul it back, clean it up, then put it on ebay.

I'd rather make money from my comfy home.

BTW I'm OP, IP changed again.

Yes, me too
Give me ideas how to make value from my home that I can exchange for $$$
I have: a good laptop, a good bridge camera, an iphone 5S (and a guitar but I'm just messing around with it)
>inb4 webcam model (I'm a guy and don't want to put things in my ass)

>i wanna make money
>but I don't wanna put the effort in

You're not making any money that way.

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>it is possible to lose money trading stocks
You're joking.

>making fun of people who are looking for answers
Yes, he could google it and and I'm pretty sure he did it and after the 23th page of scams he dared to ask a business board for ideas
I'm beginning to think that no one here has specific ideas on how to make decent money online
>not: crypto, stocks or programming

If I only knew, friend. ;_;

Who says I don't want to put effort in?

This. I'm made research for months and still got nowhere.

But I have a skill that I could use to make money. I can speak German (natively) and English (fluently), so I could maybe do translation jobs. But on most translation sites, you have to write a profile of yourself, upload a photo and do other shit. I don't want to do that.

Gengo seems to be the exception, but you need to pass a test to translate, but there are no tests available.

No faggot it's just that the people who have it figured out aren't going to tell you how to do it out of the kindness of their hearts; anyone who has figured this out has put tons of time and effort into it and aren't going to tell you just because you asked.

>crypto, stocks, programming
These are all legit suggestions - affiliate marketing brings the one other way. But guess what? Even though several people have told you what to research to do what you're trying to do, youll never make it because that would take research, effort, and frustration that you obviously consider to be beneath you.

Tl;dr no one is going to spoon feed you their profitable schemes, but they are ALL variations of
>crypto, stocks, programming, affiliate marketing

Pick one, start reading, and stop begging you colossal faggot

Are you trolling here? You have the skills to do what you're asking but you won't even fucking write a profile and upload a photo?

If this is too much for you you will never, ever make it online because you are more interested in excuses than success. Unbelieviable

I don't want to write a profile because there's nothing to write. I'm uneducated, I never had a job in my life, I'm a full time neet who's on his computer every day.

I don't want to upload a photo because I look more like a shady guy that would sell drugs than do translation jobs.

>excuse
Literally just lie. Come up with something mediocre so no one bothers to check. If they find out what's the worst that happens, they suspend your account? You're right back where you started. (You will find a way to use this as another excuse)

>excuse
You can't clean yourself up for one goddamn profile picture?

These are no excuses, I can't build my life around lies. There must be another way to make money.

Yes you can. People do it every day, nearly everyone gets by on one lie or another before they are actually competent in their chosen field.

You are phathetic and will never stop making excuses for yourself. You have a way right in front of you but you won't because 'I don't wanna'.

You make me sick tb,h

I'll be receiving cash of around $50k by the next two weeks. I'm planning to invest $5k of it because I'm still a n00b when it comes to investing. Are gold and silver good? Or should I split it on precious minerals and stocks?

I'm probably gonna buy another laptop for cryptocurrencies, what spec should I find? Any things I should watch with cryptos?

i'm pretty much in the same situation as you op,
check this it might be helpful

allyou.com/budget-home/money-shopping/online-jobs-work-from-home

also i live somewhere where skilled workforce is cheap as fuck, i was thinking about reinvesting the money i will eventually gain into a call center, but that's another story

try audio transcription, german is in high demand with low concurrence, you could make 25-30$ a day
save the money and reinvest in in something smart, buy stuffs from alibaba, sell it twice as much for example,

my e-mail just in case [email protected]

Efficiency makes it possible
Faggot

no it's true. i've even seen some people on Veeky Forums say they've owned a stock that went down in price. and we're supposed to be the experts.

OP here, probably have a new IP.

I will go to sleep now, still looking for a way to make money.

I can't understand this mindset. You want to make money, but don't want to work. What do you want to do with yourself in the long run? What are your life goals?

>What do you want to do with yourself in the long run? What are your life goals?
Not OP, but I just want to earn enough money to have food and a roof over my head
Maybe a few beers on the weekends
And the most important: just want to be left alone

No "you gotta improve your mindset", no "motivate yourself to be the best", no "everyone hates work just force yourself and you might enjoy it"

I won't enjoy it because I'm a hardcore introvert and can't play that act what wageslaves call 'office-life': networking and backstabbing all the time

NEETs just want to be left alone
as for me I would be willing to do boring monotonous jobs earning less than minimal wage just don't make me interact with stupid people 9-5

I've never done anything with eBay before but was thinking of selling some old books lying around the house. Is this worth the trouble? I'm worried about all the logistics of it, like if I had to buy cardboard boxes to send things in or if nobody bought stuff or if it cost more to post than I got from it or if I sold something then someone scammed me and got their money back.

grow and sell mushrooms ezpz

>you can't suck cock over the internet

kek, one day

wow all this cope.. He doesnt know that crypto is worth real money, or is shitposting

kek

I made an account on Lionbridge where I can translate things. Did too tests and got 100% for German and 90% for English, now I think I have to wait until I get an invitation to be part of them.

:( Why can't I just start working? :(

*two, not too

Sorry, but those are all shit sites for pennies with 0 job security
And if you want to do taxes government will steal the half of it - at least in my country

I looked for good sites, but you need to learn a good skill, make a website for your portfolio and marketing the shit out of your services
That's the only way if you want to compete with guys from third world slums

Fixing things up is pretty comfy desu

become a start up, grind for success and live a life with porpuse you neet.