It's a brotruck with a SALTLIFE sticker

>share the road

I could hardly handle the Viper thread yesterday. Don't do this to me.

>Honda with a coexist sticker.
No

I've been seeing them actually used the fucking way they're supposed to be, on the door or window closest to the child's seat to inform EMS. So I'm starting to mind it less.

>its a BMW with a college-alumni sticker

I really don't see what's the big deal.

99% it's a shitty mom in a 80000 year old van who can't drive without texting and expects other people to be more careful than her because her precious baby needs to be safe

>Baby comes

>Wife suddenly decides you need a Van or SUV

>Forced to sell car because Wife takes all your money, and she won't put out when she's angry

>Wife divorces you anyways

>It's a rusty shitbox with a WAT Racing Development sticker

Woah let's not get ahead of ourselves here

>Truck or SUV with Browning Buck sticker
>They don't own guns/know who John Moses Browning is
How heretical.

>implying people with vans, suvs, and pickups don't drive like that in general

Too far

>it's a f150 with yeti and costa stickers

When my parents had me they sold the station wagon for a mustang

>Hillary Clinton sticker

>Bernie2016

>It's a lifted F150 rusty shitheap with a confederate flag and Trump 2016 sticker

I think you two drive something like this

>it's a bro'd out Tundra with Monster and Browning stickers driving by a manlet

>lifted powerstroke F-350 with huge chrome wheels
>Bernie sticker on back window
Believe it or not I've seen two of these

>tfw I want to buy an old 90s sports car just so I can put anime stickers on it

Let's not cross the line here.

>mfw about to put state uni alum plate on my loud old pickup

Woah woah woah tekiteezi

>Implying Bronson wouldn't drive it

>Prius with a COEXIST sticker
>Subaru with a Bernie sticker
>F150 with a McCain+Palin sticker
>Rusted to shit first-generation Dakota with "muh gun rights" stickers

>faded Obama 2008 sticker

Someone near me has a Prius sticker that says something or other acknowledging what a dick they are for driving a prius.

>land cruiser with an ih8mud sticker

>smart car
>reddit alien sticker

>08 suburban
>corinthians 13:4-8 sticker

>GMC Sierra
>protected by glock

>shitbox
>R-eddit alien bumper sticker
>personalised plates that say UPVOTE

>balls

>scion xb
>absolute poopboy

Anyone who takes this car seriously is an idiot

>its a female owned wrangler
I don't think you needed to specify which gender it was, we already knew.

I've never had such a desire to destroy something

>Being this triggered by bumper stickers

Literal autism.

>it's a Honda Element with a Ron Jon Surf Shop sticker
>in the midwest

>Make Tea not War sticker next to an Army >sticker.
What?

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>Anything that isn't a rat rod with a BUILT NOT BOUGHT sticker

I don't have one thank god. I have a tread lightly on my rear bumper under the spare to piss off the faggot ELF prius drivers.

>baby on board
>text while driving, seen cunts even face timing

Wtf

This car and the reddit sticker car make me feel physically ill

i actually like that forum idk what that faggot is talking about

>support teachers
>work like 30 hour weeks
>get 3 months off
>always complaining about not getting paid enough
>b-but were shaping m-minds
fuck those faggots

spot the autistics

Spotted the Reddit browsing liberal trash

>lifted bro truck
>tinted tails
>tinted badges
>matching coal-rolling decals
>matching confederate flag plate instead of a license plate... with a tinted cover

>I am a faggot who is autistic enough to put bumper stickers on every square inch of my car

Pic from work.

>yfw he only goes to the grocery store and work with it

>it's a busrider with a WAT sticker

Serious question: is it legal to not have a rear license plate like that? I see lifted trucks without plates all the time.

>monster sticker

literally everytime

Pretty sure that corolla has a Missouri plate on it, confederate flag passes as a plate, so yeah, legal.

>lifted truck
>big cummins decal
>browning sticker
>camo fender flares
>exhaust stacks
>tires with extremely aggressive tread
>riched his mixture to blow black smoke because he thinks its amusing
>undercarriage painted bright green
>wouldn't get much further on a trail then a stock truck
>has trail lights anyway
>runs them at night constantly

if you drive something like this your a self-centered cunt

>confederate flag passes as a plate
This is the best thing I've read all day

>still doesnt understand irony

That reminds me, should get some Donald Trump stickers to put on cars with stickers I don't like on them.

As a recent Iowa transplant who grew up in Florida, this never fails to make me smile. Such wishful thinking.

On a positive note, though, they are re-doing some of the riverfronts in Des Moines to be a bit more boat-friendly and are going to eliminate some of the lowhead dams that like to kill people.

This.

>Missouri
I am not surprised.

BUT THEM LITES IS FOR THEM DEERS ONNA HA'WAY DUN LOSS ME UH FUHWRD 'AT WAY.

>TRUCK NUTS

>"Silly boys, trucks are for GIRLS!" sticker on a lifted dodge slowly drifting into your lane without a signal

You forgot
>massive chrome bully bar for denting all the shit he hits while parking

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>Trump bumper stickers

fuck man this just got too real

So what make and model is your gf's truck?

blue or white prius where u at

me too senpai

>tinted tails

kek no but i would be mad if someone was wearing some random pins or patch on his jacket
that's the same things people do what they want as long as it doesn't bother anyone else

Oh no not my gf's truck i just see shits like these everywhere. God help me if i ever got a gf like that.

>2006 Corolla with a fucking wing, fender decal holes, hood dam, and Walmart hubcaps.

>1990 Honda Civic Sedan with "Type R" windshield decal, tow hook, Altezza tails.

>1988-92, Corolla with a wing, RS Watanabe wheels, and a TRD window banner which I secretly kind of liked.

>that sjw road warrior that gets in your ass to get your plates after passing all the slow fags on the right

It's like you've never been to Georgia. You only need a Ford Aerostar or Japanese van with 3 different WalMart hubcaps to make this list complete.

>any political bumper stickers at all

What's wrong with wagons?

>work 30 hour weeks
>get 3 months off

Actually teachers do A LOT of shit when school's not in. They do a lot of unpaid work and it's actually pretty shitty that they don't get paid anything

9/10 made me take the b8

I'd put on bumperstickers that mock shit on bumperstickers.

>My other car is Jesus
>Don't blame me I voted for my Yorkshire
>Honk if body parts fall off!
>Honk if your driving!

That kinda shit. It might be even more cancerous then the legitimate ones though.

There are also Navy, Air Force, and Marines stickers. I get the feeling this guy collects stickers or something and just puts on every single one he comes across without caring what it says

>Prius with Trump bumper sticker

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30 hour week + 10 hours planning/supervising = full time
I dunno what either of you are bitching about and 3 months paid vacation is awesome - I just need something for my wife to do during that time because she gets all antsy

>jeep wrangler with mud tires, bull bars, light bars
>two spare tires
>"rock crusher"
>"i like it dirty"

>not a fucking speck of dirt or dust
>when my fucking streetbike sees more mud than these grocery carts.

not sure why i get pissed off at it tho.

lots of anger in here. i wonder why.

>It's an old garaged car with a preserved bumper sticker