Senran Kagura General /skg/ #863

>you will never accidentally drink one of her potions which will turn you into a woman
>you will never panic as you see your dick shrink and go up into your body along with your balls
>you will never fall over as your hips widen and your center of gravity changes immensely
>you will never clench your teeth as your face is reformed into a gorgeous feminine shape
>you will never scream in agony as your skeleton is reshaped into a more womanly frame
>you will never feel the increasing weight of your new, supple breasts that stop at an E cup
>you will never feel your hair thicken greatly an lengthen to meet your new, plump ass
>you will never feel the searing pain of your new slit forming where your dick used to be
>you will never feel a new, motherly warmth envelop you as your womb forms and starts releasing eggs

Looks like the same snek you post everytime she gets brought up.

Is this better?

Much better.

...

If Haruka turned me into a woman I'd make her turn me back. I like the way I am.

get rare snaces

I want to fuck a senran's dick and impregnate her balls!

Good

>here's the potion that'll do tha-
>[CRACK]
>oops I dropped it.

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

Fashionably late, it would seem.

Make another one you goddamn bitch!

Wow I feel like a failure.

>ara~, I forgot to write down the formula.
>oh well, you should be just fine.

I want to sniff Haruka's farts!

go away degenerate we only allow vanilla "I want to" posting here

Please standby while she works on it
And try not to get your clothes blown off

ColorAnon! If you would, it would be appreciated.

Oh you goddamn bitch! God damn you I will dice you into a million little pieces and put those pieces into a box, a glass box. That I will display on my mantle. Now give me the antidote!

>Thick
I will have so much fun with this one...

ColorAnon is down with the thiccness.

THICC!

spell it right, you turd

A man of fine taste

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"Tits are life, ass is hometown"; thick is Eden.

It is spelled THICC.
Thick is where they come together.

>Wow, you're so nice and womanly now!
>Quick, put this dress that I made on and let's see how you look!
>Ooooh, you look gorgeous! Now for makeup and...there!

Just like Miyabi is! She is the leader of Hebijo and she and her team couldn't even beat a 15 year old bimbo in a 3 vs. 1 battle.

Thick is life's hometown (which, from what I read, is actually not the garden of Eden. Sorry...)

It's okay, just post more titty ninjas.

You mean thick ninjas.

Who would do this?

Fuck off Yomi, beansprouts suck and so does being a woman.

Me probably
She doesn't explode when embarrassed, right?

Paizuri marathon from Ryoubi!

Maybe a bad firework went off?

Of course.

You should test that theory by taking her clothes and sending her out into public naked.

Yuck

How can lolis even compare?! On summer I would feel their sweaty bodies, and on winter I would feel their cold bodies under the covers!

Ageha's measurements alone are too lewd.

Do you want the entire city to become a crater?

Ageha is lewdness given form.

Sounds dangerous
Please treat your dokkan gently
This side up

The gentle breeze will treat her naked body well as she's strolling through the streets!

Relax, just convince Hanabi that a new law was passed allowing public nudity and she'll be fine until you tell her that the law was repealed when you need to test if she explodes when embarrassed.

Ageha is a tease. Would she try to seduce and take away an user from his Senran?

>but you're so pretty! You should be glad that you'll be a beautiful woman forever!

Is user about to be kidnapped by the Crimson Squad?

I don't want to be pretty I want my dick back! You people are all fucked!

Degenerates get out
only pure fetishes are allowed in here

>A 2nd-year at Maisen. Her mother is Spanish. Due to the influence of her mother's country, compared to other girls she has a very mature atmosphere. Her behavior is also somewhat mature. She loves showy/flashy things, and above all she loves to dance. It seems the reason she chose to pursue the path of a ninja is her father.
>The Tease: She gives Haruka a run for her money in this department.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out either.

I'm the pure police, I'm not going anywhere

>Shourd notto get dicku back? Yes.
>Heah, be tomboy and putto on bokkusah pantsu, sank you.
>Wonderfur bokkusah pantsu undah duress. Very puretty.

That filename suggest otherwise.

oops sorry

pure

Are farts a pure fetish?

degenerate get out

Gonna need your badge and uniform by tomorrow.
I'll take business into my own clean hands.

I expected better from you Hikage but Imu is right, you're bully! I just want to be a man again! Why won't you crazy bitches fix me!?

degenerate get out

I'm the authority on degeneracy around here and you need to get out

...That doesn't really answer the question for me.

>Posts a cropped pic of Yozakura masturbating a futa Minori
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is something degenerate because you say so, or you say so because it's degenerate?

>TEACH ME HOW I CAN BE PRETTY LIKE YOU!
>LET'S GO OUT TO EAT MEAT AND GO TO THE WOMEN'S BATTLE GYM IN TOWN!
>C'MON LET'S GO! I'LL LET YOU BORROW ONE OF MY SHIRTS AND JEANS!

I'd rather a "degenerate" of my degree over a corrupt cop.

Miyabi and her team are BRAVE HEROES!

>tfw you post about loving your senran but you're secretly a huge Imufag and "your senran" is really just your #2

I forgot, what was the name of that one REALLY cute senran? /i'm pretty sure her name started with a Y

Imu? More like Inu! Because she's a bitch!

I guess they are "heroes" if there's no one to compare them to. Except the heroes they killed.

Yo? It's okay, I know you were totally thinking of Yo and how cute she is

degenates get out

I need backup

there's too many of them

I think I found a degenerate hideout

I am not going anywhere with you! If you fuckers won't fix this I'm going to find someone who will!

yImu

Boy.
I sure do love cuddling these Senrans without a care in the world.

>SOMEONE SAY BATTLE GYM!?
>Whoa bro, you lost your dick? HA, gaaaaaaay!
>Bet you're gonna munch carpet, huh?
>Nah, just fuckin' with you, bro. Let's go to the gym!

I'm going to munch Chiyo's carpet.

But that's like super gay bro

>Except the heroes they killed.
But they weren't heroes, they were villains.
New Hebijo literally did nothing wrong and were justifiable in all of their actions

What the hell's the matter with everybody? I'm suffering from a horrible condition and nobody is concerned you all want me to stay this way and you refuse to consider my feelings!

>But that's like super gay bro
What do you mean by that?

It means I wanna fuck chiyo with my dick.

Make me

yes, that is not gay at all
carry on

>Ara~, it looks like the rush of estrogen is really starting to affect her emotional state!
>Oh don't worry, you'll be a lot more emotional from now on, but you can take those feelings out when you go to the battle gym!
>Now go, hang out with Chiyo and Homura and be the tomboy you were meant to be!

>Be Hikage's user.
>Get turned into a girl.
>She doesn't care.
>Now she gets to bully you.
>Tells you your penis was kind of useless anyway and she just faked feeling good from it.
>Enjoys dressing you up as a girl.
Hikage sure is mean!

Yafuru

>You meant to be?

Don't push your "egotheism" on him.

I-I don't want to go out. Just please fix me. I'm sorry I was so rude before, please just give me the antidote.