/shmupg/ - Shmup General

I lied tee hee~

That guy never delivered his story.

Update the OP already ffs

>tfw blue revolver will never ever leave UPCOMING RELEASES

What story would that be?

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Tentacles and lactation.

what does it say?

What's the Evangelion of shmups?

youtube.com/watch?v=NUrpUAASYNw

Oh, uh, huh. So a lewd story about Reco involving tentacles and lactation? Huh. Sounds fun maybe I'll try it if I get bored.

Not really sure but I think the gist of it is that Windia is trying to learn how to transform into a magical girl, so she asks Sakura about it or something. And then Sakura mentions Sailor Moon at the end.

Great shmup

So

In Assault Suit Leynos, do you get cool robo skis you can glide on ala dashing in Mega Man X?

ESPrade

Battle Garegga

twitter.com/DARIUSBURSTCS/status/770092434822950913

all these threads dying early. it's time to end shmupg, shooting game die.

Will you be able to live with yourself knowing you killed shooting game?

never

I wonder what sort of CAVE crossover they'd do. Windia maybe?

if you dont think its actually a ship you're daft
it'd be the panzer jaeger or something from dodonpachi

Honestly Deathsmiles is the most likely. DBCS is a hori and most Cave ships wouldn't be recognizable in profile. The only other real options are Progear and Akai Katana really but Deathsmiles far exceeds those in popularity.

It makes me sad that R-Type DLC will never happen because cavedrones though.

DBCS + DLC at full price costs 73.93

LOL!

>tfw can't even afford the base game

What's happened with it?

Sort of just went dark. No updates for a very long time.

the twitter was active in june?

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Why does barely anyone on the taito HEY stream play sdoj expert?
I thought nips were good at this shit

Most players are bad in general. Japan just has more not bad players.

expert is a meme mode, regular mode is more fun

have there been any over flows?

this just in: mastering the arcade stick makes you really good at masturbating with your left hand

Does masturbating with your left hand make you really good at the arcade stick?

The reverse also works, if you're trying to learn stick you should hone your left hand masturbation technique for a cross-training effect.

haven't seen any on shot or laser, a few lower ones on expert

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Sega-like gamepad good for shmups?

>play aero fighters
>all is fine
>last boss
>difficulty ramps up x10
>mfw
Seriously now how can this be fun for anyone.

Studid Kraut!

Which R-Type is best?

Despite the opinion of the STG cult (aka Cavedrones), R-Type Final is the best.
Otherwise R-Type 1 for its originality.

is calling everyone else the "STG cult" the fedora tipping of the shmup community?

Shitting on Ikaruga is the fedora tipping of the STG community.

Use some careful routing for the final stage and you'll be fine, it's easier overall than Psikyo games.

Boop

*plays touhou on stick*
m'lady

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*plays on keyboard with a million APM*

Can't even go to sleep without fear.

What do you think? store.steampowered.com/sub/75194

The fear of what Casper will do to people if the thread dies again?

I'm going to bed now, plz don't die /shmupg/

I-I will try my best to keep the thread bumped, you need some rest!

Looks like shit, but might be some fun for 10 roubles. If not, at least I can salvage the costs with trading cards.

Regret bought it. Literally same gameplay.

What do you think? youtube.com/watch?v=PE_YgmKfDag

Is this a kusoge for ants?

>2 minutes in
>already credit feeding
>never uses laser
Who the fuck is this guy and why should we care?

imagine how much cancer an actual apm display would bring

>playing games you can 1cc with less than 80 apm

lmao and I thought I was shit at stg. what is this doodoo?

Watch the pro players have 30 apm

Attach it to WC's cab while he's playing SDOJ and it will explode.

>Fall 2016
>Text not even fucking translated

It's not like they can't just lift all the text from the yurop 360 version

Ha чeм игpaeшь?

Okay so yesterday I bought Mushihimesama but compared to anything else you could buy for $20, this is total crap. I bought the game and the 1.5 dlc (can hardly tell what it even did to the game, except add another button for playing on hard). I played on easy, spent lke half an hour and finished it. Of course, it wasn't nearly as difficult as I expected, so I went straight to the hardest mode I could put the game on. I also beat this in half an hour, and I suck at this kind of thing. sure, I had a shit score, but i didn't even die until the final boss. This is all because of your hitbox in this game; it's like 2/5 of a pixel large and impossible to hit. I literally just moved in circles forever and held down A. I would just glide right over those "bullets", putting them right on my hitbox in the process. I'm not even sure how it works, but sometimes it shows you a little circle that i think is supposed to be your hitbox. That is a total lie, I submerged that in bullets too without showing any sign of damage at all. In all, the only reason you'd die is if you killed yourself, and even that takes some time. I mean I geuss you could play it frame perfect and get 200 digit score or something like that, but there is absolutely no challenge to finishing the game, which hardly takes any skill or effort at all.

ayy lmao is this a steam review?

stale pasta

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you known I played the game off and on for four years; it was a big part of what got me into the genre in the first place; I have a history with it that made it a significant milestone for me personally, and I wanted to share some of that experience with the world. Moreover, I'm not claiming to be the ultimate authority on the game - I've watched tons of replays, I know most of the stage strategies, and I've commentated it for STG Weekly and Stunfest, but I'll be the first to admit there is always more to know, and that my execution is nowhere near good enough to match the high level. I'm also one of the core staff members of STG Weekly, a moderator at the largest English-speaking community of shmup fans, and a frequent livestreamer of STG content. I've traveled to conventions and events around the state and the globe to talk about, play, and commentate shooting games. I've been to HEY in Japan and watched superplayers in person. I've met ZUN. I've helped bugtest and playtest games for Cave and Degica.

You are as good as dead, get fucked kiddo!

waste of time

is shmups skill test part of shooting love 20xx?

I really wanted to like this shoot them up but in the end I did not. There is too much artificial difficulty by putting a lot of bullets on the screen and the bosses are damage sponges that you have to shoot forever. The game does not have any sense of progression like leveling up or a store where you can unlock upgrades to your ship.

go play tyrian

How about a shmup where you can unlock upgrades to your loli?

youtube.com/watch?v=8YvZl5m74IM

It's time for me to quit shmups and return to rhythm games. That's what I think.

TAC on Deathsmiles: shmuplations.com/scorer9/

Oh wow, he also translated the Mushihimesama developer interview
shmuplations.com/mushihimesama/

Based Shmuplations

>Original mode is designed for the general player

>short, easy, simple with no scoring system
sounds about right matey?

Star Saviors is the worst shmup I have ever played

youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU

i might be white on the outside but i have an indomitable japanese spirit on the inside

i still cant clear this

Do your best, user! I believe in you!!!

Thank, i feel progress now.

Today I made it to stage 4 once and stage 3 three times!

Good work! What game are you playing?

Super Mario Bros. 3!

Ketsui. I keep dying to stupid things and resetting for minor mistakes

I play garegga, but stage5 is my limit.

Stage 4 is mine.
I cant into rank management