Dota 2 General - /d2g/

SingSing edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/19848/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/

Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

Previous Thread :

Other urls found in this thread:

twitch
twitter.com/CLEMENTINATOR/status/635415098308341760
talkobamato.me/synth/output/0f0b922459d6f7a5905af12b5acd40df/obama.mp4
talkobamato.me/synth/output/f1298c71ba3388f428e1018ba7a1ebf5/obama.mp4
talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=04ae99c514489d06de2fcc9860eb8aee
talkobamato.me/synth/output/8be3ce5773c8cb69f24249ef6e452e39/obama.mp4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

first for rtz

...

this oh yeah on singx2 stream is making me want to fap

He has no heart and forgot what made him win.

>le epic sladar abuser is going to fail

misery you dumbass.

nth for DC cumdump

I can't get my webms to stop looking like shit with huge filesizes.

Because of all the shuffling going on, who are our guys now?

Which teams are OUR teams?

Pretty sure sunsfan is cuck and his wife gets fucked by w33 daily.

is that moonmeander?

The whole team gets a round if they win.

>the kings of dota will never return
>mouzdota will also never return

really makes you want to consume psychoactive substances

Singsing Tiny boys get in here

did sunsfan pay for those titties?

No, this is Moonmeander

twitch tv/2gd

our best guy!

If this past year has taught you anything it's that old chink players are done. Wings and CDEC showed new blood > old farts.

whew

asians with tits and/or ass are god tier

>lolbab posts trying to play the game
>get free (You)s
Defend this dotards?

I want to make her do a half-squat with her hands behind her head and fingerbang her till she squirts and makes a huge puddle on the floor, I'd keep going till her legs gave out.

so things that don't exist are god tier, sounds about right

>old looking sea monkey trying to pull off that jap schoolgirl haircut

>sub only
into the trash it goes

dear god

>win 2nd place at TI6
>Moo already got kicked off DC
what the hell you guys, that shit is not cool. Why is Misery doing the same shit that happened to him?

Like my gf LOL

they want to move the teamhouse to EU, moo probably want's to stay in NA

>sing is strim

a shining beacon of light in my desolate landscape

they know the second place was one lucky tournament and nothing more

they exist thdey're called half asians

you'd think it would do him some good to have an ocean between him and his mother

Not gonna lie, Yames is actually doing a good job

I might test this shit when it comes out

>I'm still watching a Sing stream at night 4 years after I saw him first time
where did life go so wrong
nothing has changed

this but ironically

That game is LITERALLY 2gd's midlife crisis in digital form.

>implying misery kicked moo a couple days before roster lock so he's forced to make a rushed decision and settle with whatever team first offers him something

>tfw I haven't been attracted to a 3d woman in almost two years

Feels good.

holy shit it's true lmao

>Singshitters still exist.
Fucking hell.

XD

this post truly wew'd my lads

I mean, I hope his game is good and successful because there are far worse games that could be made by worse people and forced as an esport
But deep down I know it will be dead after a couple months

...

>it's a you've been doing something else for the past 2 hours but someone gave you a (you) at some point so you have to sift through 400+ shitposts to find your (you) because it's at the very end of the thread
yeah very funny faggots

i'll do it again this thread to

twitter.com/CLEMENTINATOR/status/635415098308341760

post >yfw

How the hell do people get solo killed by the enemy mid? There is no surprise. The same person has been in front of them for the pass several minutes. They know that person's capabilities, so how does this shit happen?

>Sing used to be FREEDOM for unrestricted spam

>'Freedom does not exists'

ALL DREAMS AND HOPES OF SING

GONE

IN 4 YEARS

Are there any slav bros to translate what he's saying?

>lelouch STILL hasn't necked his worthless self

manfights and fairy fire

uphill misses

It's all in devil-speak.

after he went to eg he said "see you soon, sweetheart"

>mathematically impossible
sing plss

See you soon , Lapushka

"See you, Lapushka"
lapushka = little paw ~ darling

Here's the translation

>people who subscribe several months in a row
>SingSing hasnt streamed in 2 months
>there are people just giving SingSing free money for doing nothing
???

Hacked again?

It's worse, there are people giving TWITCH money for nothing

talkobamato.me/synth/output/0f0b922459d6f7a5905af12b5acd40df/obama.mp4

that's from 2015 retard

What hero is the best at burning through an enemy's raindrop?

Is that sumail on the left?

>that name james is using
makes you think

i NEED TO BREED QOP
how do i get a girl like this IRL?
;_;

>Some autistc people are chasing dota players in Italy

talkobamato.me/synth/output/f1298c71ba3388f428e1018ba7a1ebf5/obama.mp4

why is sing listening to weeb music

iS THERE A REASON TO EVER UNIRONICALY GET DRUMS

Fear, uni, Sumail and RTZ with someone wearing a shirt outside the BTS house. It's from the Summit 4.

No, one drum is enough, multiple is stupid

>sing's chat on sub only
>shitty popup ads
>for cloud9 of all teams

talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=04ae99c514489d06de2fcc9860eb8aee

>see oyu soon, darling.

what does he mean by this?

>chat
you need to kill yourself

>Not being as swift as the wolves of ice rekt.

>you will never pound your 9 inch meat into sheever balls deep as you fill her womb with your thick love juice, staring her in the eye

talkobamato.me/synth/output/8be3ce5773c8cb69f24249ef6e452e39/obama.mp4

Is Maut natty?

Be rich

$$$

Towers are now valid targets for toss.

is Tiny viable?

he said he wants a girl

The kind of girl you only want to have sons with.

What's n0tail gonna do now that miracle can't carry his ass?

>what a fucking cuck

based singsing, ourrest of guys,

>she will never dominate you

pitlord is just a shitty jariko. everything pitlord does jariko does a million times better

literally only 12 year olds and retards say cuck anymore

Maut used to be captain of his swim team so he's fat otter mode now

is this from what i think it is from

t. cuckold

i have no idea what you mean :^)

do you think dota skill peaked at TI6 or are teams going to get even better?

cuck leaked to twitch like 6 months ago, how behind are you on memes

t. Purge, bernie supporter

It's a sin to lie, user.

its peaked

is this the only requirement? if so i think i might be on my way lads

They will always get better, until the game is dead