Sc2

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lmao

cyanide...

post your weight and height and i'll guess if ur an F or M

youtu.be/4kTHXfU4210?t=23
85

72kg 178cm

5'4"
94 lbs

our boy....

now post your ladder weight

oh and my height is 193

f
f
f

correct :o

anything above 6ft/168cm is male anything under is female

nathanias...is he female...

6ft.......

but im a gUrl....

why is it shorter for metric units?

jiggly man boobs

168 is way more than 6 idiot ~_~

shhhhhh

it was supposed to be a troll :/

+1

oh yeah??
*asks you to prove it*

embarrassing honestly

HELP!

what is a cm and a kg

you're the all singing all dancing crap of the world

is height in correlation to penis length?

very serious question
is this why girls like tall guys?

counter meter
and killer grams

it has to do with father complex

notice how midget women with midget fathers don't mind dating manlets

has anyone here done a coursera course before...

is that like the cousin of whitera?

the most important thing among one's image and appearances is one's first impression of something

for about 80 to 90 percent of people, their first impression is the only impression they ever have of something or someone.

if your first at positioning didn't go well, it's not the end, there's a thing called "repositioning."

*repositions*
time for a new beginning scv

hi

this is wrong because there was an ugly girl i knew and i thought "wow i'm not even gonna talk to her"
but she dolled up real nice and looked stunning with makeup on and i grew a HUGE crush on her and would fall asleep imagining our lives together in 10 years

we know it's you kys

sometimes i dream about life in the big city

but i guess this is true because i would ignore her and i probably had a bad first impression on her
so when i took her out on a date she would just look on her phone a lot ~_~ but maybe that's because i'm boring..

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im not a student lol i work in a warehouse

Serious question guys:

Why do you keep posting here? I mean:
- The game is dead
- Nobody ITT has played it in years
- The game is never discussed

So why keep doing this to yourself?

what if you're all of those?

Sean?

this is the only place i know with a sense of humour like this

we the scvees....

I have a Veeky Forums pass and it amuses me to comment here

if I had to solve captchas to post my worthless shit I'd probably check myself into a facility for the mentally insane

i am mentally genius but completely emotionally insance

when is the mp patch going to save us

after blizzcon idiot

waiting on my anime to download then i'm signing out

i still havent even had a single chinese lady to visit my interpals profile....

guess its time to take matters into my own hands and....message....them.....

girls never never never never ever make the first move

cunts

whores

*vagnial discharge flash backs*

lol wtf is this real?

Vaginal infections, such as bacterial vaginosis, candidiasis (yeast infection), and trichomoniasis are common causes of abnormal vaginal discharge. Some infections that can cause changes in vaginal discharge are spread by having sex, such as gonorrhea.

i had an sti once called non gonnochocal urethritis but i couldn't remember it and told the other doctor i had neon genesis urethritis...

that would be pretty funny if it had actually happened

it really did i swear 100% honest
it's kinda sad though cause i got the thing from my girlfriend at the time cheating on me :////

cat food...

where?

you can do it!

stop eating it dude

:/

so this is the legendary hunger that strives them to eat their own kind..

do you like me scv

as a person?

i want to have sex with a million beautiful women

i can offer you 62

i counter with 670,000

sold

670,000 BOYS hahaha got you!

ive only had sex with three girls
and one was fat but her face wasnt really ugly, id call her somewhat cute (but fat)
the other was fat and ugly lol (i dated her for a year lol)
and the last one was fat and i dont remember what her face looked like (i was real drunk)

what about u

what's it like to fuck a woman out of your league?

why does every other thread in Veeky Forums get pruned by janis once an hour, but scv is ignored

really makes you think..

i dont know what to think

zero came close like 3 years ago, she asked for a rubber but why would i ever carry one lol

ive kept the same 20 pack in my car for years now........unused....

i've never had sex

normies

i had a dream where i hugged nia from gurren lagann

they expire dude

one day...

vibe owes avilo an apology...

was it a wet dream..

i know but why bother buying another pack if im probably not gonna use em

and if i get lucky, and she insists on me wrappin up, ill just use an expired condom oh freakin well lady

and then she gets preggers and you're made into her slave for the next 20 years

no but she was soft and warm

i found a normal looking one....now i dont know what to say..

oh well here i go!

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ugly

cunt

i will be as soon as you let me in those gook flaps