/owg/ - Overwatch General

WHEN

Hana Song

I want to fug young Ana

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Honestly, who doesn't? Who hasn't?

>still no cute loli hero

I'm new to the game, is this an emoji you can buy or was it in the summer games?

>Get a hilarious POTG at the start of anubis by sniping hanzo and widow from inside the base
>go back to my highlights to record it and make it into a webm
>instead of the POTG i have an highlight of further into the match where I clean up house

First time this has happened

No, but it increases by 0.0038 every 3 minutes. Meaning it will reach 100% in October or 23% (23 is rumored to be significant) on September 9~.

Are these suits mass produced?

>emoji
Stahp, Dahnald.

>is this an emoji

>hook through two walls in E SPORTS
KEK!

pretty much
everyone and their grandma has one

It's the Japanese term for emotion

You mean Junkrat and Mei shitlord. Roadhog is perfectly balanced, hooks can be dodged, and Roadhog gets punished hard for missing hooks because he's the fattest target in the game.

Yes

That's why every basic bitch looks the same

Just need him coughing at the end of it, and it's perfect.

>Japanese term for emotion

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Good lord, it's like an epidemic.

Sept 9th is when the next season of comp starts right?

>Hanzo Shot First

Am I the only one who always reads that as 'Hanzo Shit First'?

>pancakes photography
It's like I find something new every time I see this picture.

I noticed at the last con I went to it was just shitty dva suits and fat girls. I mean its hard to complain and shit because tits and ass are out bouncing everywhere but fuck

Sharia law fucking when?

Ugly ass pasty faced D.Va cosplaying sluts don't deserve to be photographed and put on the internet. I hate them

The right shot actually kinda looks like D.Va

Just needs to be a little more Asian and have the headset on.

September 22nd. No idea who told you 9th

That one in the Sunglasses looks cool as heck

I think so, so that theory might hold water. The 23 thing is because she's the 23rd hero.

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Reinhardt's melee has 0 problems

Shut the fuck up you troglodyte faggot.
I hope she suicides by cop by accident with her prop gun. Nobody wants to see her ugly piece of shit body mocking D.Va

I don't know what you mean by more asian. I mean the cosplayer is asian.

Does it honestly piss anyone off people play Overwatch on consoles? If I saw some cuck not playing this game on PC, I'd probably destroy his console.

Fucking dumbest idea ever to make it non-PC exclusive.

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What's up with these designs? Do people really think we need two characters with cloaks and skull masks?

No she's not, she's an ugly Korean Jew. I followed her on instagram and all she posts about is how there aren't enough trans characters in Overwatch. Just sick in the head, it's sad

Not bad old man

Art with alternate skins

The cloak is from the in-game newspaper that talks about her.

Hot new Sombra theory coming right up
Alejandra built Sombra

Let the retards have their fun user

Who cares that Overwatch on Consoles is literally nothing close to the actual real game on the PC

>ugly prop
>incorrect bunny
>shitty mass produced suit

0/10

I'm not an autist who cares what system people play their games on. The PC version is objectively better so I use it. If people use another version then whatever, good for them.

We're not wanting for users on PC, I really don't care if a bunch of console shitters aren't queueing up with me.

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>Do people really think we need two characters with cloaks and skull masks?
more edge! MORE!

I don't really care though

>when Mercy does that giddy laugh
My slut detector goes off the charts.

>aren't enough

That would imply that there are some. Wonder who tumblr thinks is trans.

Remember when everyone thought that Ana's Shrike Epic Skin was Sombra?

Her jaw could not be more germanic even if Blizzard tried

>you will never have a gf that will play Overwatch with you and have the other matching spray

I liked how Seagull's team actually tried different comps instead of the same shit that's always used. Glad they qualified.

Do i look like some kinda whee-ah-boo

I too want a qt to play soldier with me

I know it's for the flash factor but why does she pull a full 360 just to sleep dart someone in front of her

It made more sense in her intro video with MCCree

doesn't really matter what they think desu

black d.va is pretty qt

Too bad they're so homophobic. That's why I'll never support them

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HAHA, MY FRIENDS, WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS SHITPOSTING? THERE IS GLORY TO BE WON!

BUT WE'VE ALREADY REACHED EDGE CRITICAL MASS, CAP'N! SHE CANNAE TAKE MUCH MORE!

I swear that the whole "hoodie plus armored legs" picture on the QUIEN ES SOMBRA article was Ana, and Blizzard made Sombra a different character in the same way that Genji was originally intended to be a part of Hanzo's kit

Don't you forget about

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I want a joke skin for Reaper. Something like him in a pink tutu.

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If I wanted to date a gamer, I'd rather go homo.

I dunno she looked kinda like a mix of white/asian or latina/asian. Living in Toronto sometimes it's pretty clear when someone is FOB or whitewashed.

that's bullshit Scotty, we can always take more edge

they are all ugly

>you will never be the slutty healer for your team

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Well that's the thing, they're playing for no fucking reason. No one will give a shit about your ranking or who you are, it's just all for nothing.

Like if you thought you were a beast in OW on consoles and could participate in professional play, when you arrive at a scene and ask "can I have my controller" you'll get laughed at and beaten when you flee to the parking lot.

>no lapis lazuli
aww

>play reinhardt
>gf plays zarya
>she wants to learn barbells now
Going to ruin her life by impregnating her desu

>File Deleted
Why was it deleted?

>tracer uses Recall

Good.

It was shitty inflation fetish trash.

cooldown

Anyone else have broken killcams? Instead of showing the action it just focuses on some random out-of-bounds part of the map while the usual shit happens.

I am most of the time

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I do too user. Mainly to just rub salt in the wounds of the people I kill with sugar and rainbows while turning into a mist of glitter to escape.

how come nobody ships zarya and reinhardt