/ss13g/ Spessmen on a Spesstation General

Ghetto theatre by the piano, grab a candle from ghetto mourge and the table to set things up.

Lethal injection room. I like to tie them up, blindfold and straight jacket them, buckle them to the bed and have my way with them while all they can do is squirm and buck their hips into mine

heard good things about the armory.

Take them into your head of staff room, no one ever suspects plain sight.

That's a funny way of spelling "AI Upload"

The bridge.

>tfw hoping your waifu comes back

>tfw you will never be anyones waifu

how can i cuddle with morena

>tfw doing lewd shit in front of the AI

We need some sperg master to remix Mambo No 5 and replace all the names with popular waifus

>Tfw have co ordinates for every important part of the station.

WEW

That is the last thing we need

>Not having pre made sheets to use with tele after knowing the telepads cords.

>tfw you're an AI and people do lewd shit to you
I just wanted to go to the bar to listen to music I didn't expect some bitch would start running her hands across my core and shit

How to spot players over 30:

>tfw you come back to this game after what was maybe 4 years
>used to develop the Veeky Forumsstation code anonymously
>mfw stupid shit i made is now still in the game and even has guides on the wiki
damn
i don't remember how anything in this game works and nobody would believe me anyway
almost nostalgic

Do you have coords for the clown 'roid? i hate having to blindly drift in space looking for it

Mambo No. 5 is my shit and i'm 20

What did you add?

What the fuck man? Are you also a fan of the Who Let The Dogs Out? The Macarena? And the Electric Slide?

Of course.

Are you talkin shit on the electric slide?

a bunch of shit, i forgot most of it
i think paramedics and the antimatter engine and stuff were amongst those
i didn't tell anyone though, i had the guy who was the official "coder" at the time just pretend i don't exist
thus i could play like a normal guy and not get treated differently by anyone or admins
i used my extensive knowledge of the station to grief everything and everyone nonstop in ways that were very hard to detect unless the admin was a pro

you don't, sorry.

Any news on the shitty lewd fic from thats about a mime, Ashe Mallroy, and having inpregnation themes? (Location likely being the sci front desk)

well thanks for paramedics. A+ job

Chloral and cuffs
Remember to draw a circle on the tile the bed you buckle them to is on to protect you from bears

> >in front of

>not dating the AI
youtu.be/MMe_i8PcObI

third world sluts

fresh meme

What a wild fuckin ride

Little did he know he could have kicked the rack until it broke

Sadly, all the waifus are poor fucking shitbags that can't run something better on their toaster, and so they are all third world.

Just look at Whorena in Britain.

He could have moved the tank by clicking a tile to the side, this cup is deserved.

my computer is fine, it's a bit on the old side but it can run modern games fine.

>make questionable kill on escape shuttle
>no boink
>SMELELE
>I was an antag
it all makes sense now

No one cares whorena

hey im in there

someone obviously does

the best part is he got killed because he dragged that tank onto the shuttle and a tator shot at it with the bison

So what religions get neat round start stuff besides syndicate?

ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Chaplain

How the fuck does the chaplain religion work out?

admins mood

I kinda wanna play brain damage chaplain next time I'm pissed off at playing like a try-hard

Better off just dying

Does a /ss13g/ edit of this image exist? Because I feel like it should.

>waifu started only observing
>now doesn't even logon
is it my fault /ss13g/

holy fuck thats me right now
except I have a laptop on my lap and i'm sitting up a bit
also I am on top of my blanket because it's kind of hot

same here but with mai husbando

>That's me
>Except position is different, it's a laptop instead, and I'm not under a blanket

Probably not
They probably don't even know you exist

Just going to post this here.

stop playing hippy and tf2 fish.

It's 2000-% odds that he's watching this thread but It's worth an try.

you bring ginger back right now ;~;

Is Veeky Forums station ever above a 10 to 15 person population?

every day, homeslice
just not on your hours I'd guess

Hello west coast

Try getting on at american hours
The only hours that matter

Godamnit

>mfw i log on and see this
i feel all kinds of honored and humbled
this looks so amazing
;_;

>not being an american in the year 2016
do you even greencard bro

someone post the one of a paramedic sitting on a piece of debris in space.

I am very late to this whole thing

One of you has to die. Decide amongst yourselves who it will be

me please

I vote for the antag.

Who's your husbando

Julia is cuter!

I preferred the Avatar maker

i made mine my actual avatar

yur gay Morena
lol

>Deep Danger shitting up the medbay the entire round
even had a patient ask why people were trying to go to surgery with a corpse

WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

Fuck you

I'm the one who is going to be released from this hell

what about me? am I kawaii uguu~?

>tfw you can hear the deads but they ignore you

also are mechs not being able to drill blobs a feature? because if so it's a stupid feature

>Trying to teach someone new the game

youtube.com/watch?v=OEmO-v2R4G0

Deep Danger put medbay on his back. I wanted to make him the CMO.

>Evangelyne will never teach you how to love

You're a whole lot cuter than that useless white trash whore, Steve

yeah I was pretty curious why you didn't chloral and disposal him

>tfw my round was ruined by Just's bad coding
;_;

>take dying patients to surgery
>be oblivious to a patient that had a virus
>continually scream 'OLE'
please leave
You can't survive medbay without being very patient

>blob with overmind warning goes out
>I race to order plenty of guns and get them off the shuttle
>I race to find uranium and print off the modkits to make them recharge on their own
>I send out a station wide announcement saying where to find them
>three people show up, only one knows how to use them

Seriously? I've not even been playing all that long. How come these aren't common knowledge?

He dumped me in surgery for a few minutes, then when he finally came back and fixed me up he almost killed me with the defib right after bringing me back with it, then I took a ride on the sleeper-go-round as people kept trying to fix me.

What happened?
>Selfish cunt loving anyone but herself
Good joke.

Whoever was the chemist that gave the cold meds, what were they? I took +50 tox after eating them. Also emagged maracas make a much bigger hole than I remember.

They were changed to ranged welderbombs when pete was nerfed.

He messed up the silence effect on invisible bullets from the Mime Gloves traitor item, so the dude I shot and then tried to decapitate screamed over the radio, got me locked down and arrested by Yred and his borgs and I spent the entire round in perma. Yred wouldn't even let me break out.

can we make griff bannable again?
why is le ebbin griff mime around
and that assistant I think his name is braxton?
and OLE! who doesn't actually wrestle people, instead steals a taser to shoot you with while he breaks into your department

when are we going to rule 0 purge some shitter assistants
I feel like we're only allowing it to give sec something to do during extended or something