Dota 2 General /d2g/

She's the reason DC did so well huh.

Team stress reliever.

Adelaide

>everyone posting with images again
you retards, did you forget what happened last thread already? Stop this immediately

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What went wrong?

I cashed out two times, both with Paypal.

No problems whatsoever.

>said that while posting an image

Dumb skeleton poster

You're not fooling anyone, Mr. Skellington

>posting without an image attached
dumb mobile posters

omni (4) 58.66%
arc warden (1) 57.32%
visage (5) 54.31%
drow (2) 54.60%
clockwerk (3) ~50%

(5k+ winrates)

Is that the ultimate memedraft?

I used to dislike bulldogs but I think they might actually be the most bro tier of dogs
>Red hasn't drawn anything in awhile
I hope it's just post-TI depression

me

>0-8-0
singsing fangays?

How many memes have come from dota 2 that can be applied outside of dota 2?

Pudge.

Stay hydrated

sixteen

>falling for the honeypot memes

I sort of miss le blue mario zeus.

I heard Valve fired (or he left) the original art designer for the game from the Alpha - Early Beta period. Ever since then all the newer hero designs have been soulless generic garbage.

>place second at TI
>get kicked for fucking hontrash MOONMEANDER

is there a bigger cuck

he's cucking his millions all the way to the BANK son

He's shit though

Envy-chan is live!

thanks generic anime girl!

time for delicious tilt

shoo shoo 3DPD

what team is our boy on? i haven't been paying attention since TI.

Thats the reason of the mario taunt!

So... when are our guys playing?

>down to 1 'new' hero a YEAR
>not even a balance patch comes with it
>still paying money for battle passes aka goypendium

lmao dotards?

in our dreams user, in our dreams...

>24 unique posters
>28 images

Nice thread, retards.

you're not helping

This game is dead, qt.

>no race war hero
Uh, dotards?

>NO BICYCLE HERO

FUCK IT MAKES ME SO MAD

FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>This game is dead

Thank heavens.

>not helping

Maybe I actually am, who knows.

YoooOooOoOoOoOOoooOOOO fampai real talk keep it 100 an all that shit but who's this diaper qt?
artist?

what is this 100 post early new thread meme i dont get it

>1 new hero a year
>Forgetting the Monkey King that was promised
>Baiting this poorly

(you)

>promised
what is valve time
seriously how new

Post that one Dota image

You know the one

Image limit hit, all of us white men who use images need to express our superiority and not-redditness by attaching files to our thoughtful posts.
Can you actually just stop stealing my fucking images and only my fucking images?
That's all I ever see you use, and it's obnoxious.

Reminder that this game is a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your existence, seriously.

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>it was a Tiago post
i've been had

Is it that time of day for NEET copypasta poster?

Seeyou in a bit, d2g.

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>wanting new heroes badly enough to shitpost

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You're so cool, fellow gulaguite!!!!

How can I like, be like you and be like, a part of this so called we are legion!!! anonymous Veeky Forums hacker community?

You've all got so many fresh and dank memes in these forums that I keep LMAO'ing all the time in RL.

I even copy paste some of them, just like this one, the t.Alberto! to Twitch and Reddit! and them spam them! hhahahaha

But I think the mods these days are pretty strict so we better keep all the memes DOTA related right?

So I guess it's pretty cool to post about blog stuff and why Volvo (lol) won't release more cosmetics for the wish-fulfillment you get when playing a game you keep on losing, no?

Better get my mom's credit card again, RIP in pepperonis wallet, lol!!!!

Here, have one of these really amazing le gulag OC images too.

LEL, can you gif me sum sniper tips kek?

>alliance will disband and make a team around two players!
>"oh okay so ass four, memedog and EGM are out?" - dotards everywhere
>Akke instead of EGM

What the FUCK happened

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The homoposters are at it again....

Reminder that I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

Reminder that my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

Reminder that that EQUALS TO A 35 WINS TO 0 ZERO LOSS RATIO

Reminder that you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

Reminder that once the New Journey Update and a new balance patch come out Abaddon will be top pick again

Reminder that I am the true chosen by the mist

JUSTICE CRASH

Akke is still going to be a part of alliance, just in a different way. Hes probably retiring from gaming and moving to a coach\manager position.

akke finally realised loda is a washed up shitter
EGM doesnt want to leave because he doesnt want to struggle with other shitty teams like he did post TI4 and prefers staying in a team where he will at least get a salary

how hard did /pol/ explode over this?

>Almost 15k viewers on Singstrim

It's like it's 2014 all over again.

>wake up
>sing strim
WGAT A TEIM 2 B A LIVE

Post the webm

You know the one

>go ranked
>see THIS GUY on the enemy team
What the fuck do you do?

Akke has a gf who is probably his wife by now, wouldn't be surprised if he wants to get settled into some career outside of Dota and live his life.

>15k viewers on Singstrim

Wait a second, wasn't this game supposed to be dead?

This nigger meme needs to end.
>normalfag sister over for the weekend
>cover my cough like a self respecting white man
>"nice dab brah"

Murray Bridge?

clearly you need to sex her to set her straight

New Item: Sub Sandwich

Made by combining: Raindrop + Tango + 2 iron branches + Mango + courier

Has 5 charges. Eating a charge instantly restores 200 HP + Mana and grants + 10MS for 5 seconds with no cd between eating charges

Passive: Grants +5 all stats + 2 mana regen and + 3 HP regen and reduces all incoming magic damage by 50

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Why does Envy only stream at bed time?
I'm tired and want to sleep but I'd stay up to watch EE stream if I could.

They're still making threads about it occasionally. They still go past bump limit.

Nice job replying to a thread that's deader than a hung nigger
>randoming = free lane win
That's a fucking retarded idea.

Hey, who's this cute bitch?

>FREE INSTANT 1k health and mana

what did this dotard mean by this

its 7:40 AM

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NEET hours

This is just good marketing desu
KFC knows their audience.

Does this still work?

You're a neet anyway. What's stopping you?

How do I get gud at le balanced lightning latino?

>tfw the dotard that used to correct people with the time doesn't post anymore
feels bad

Hey guys, hope your having a good Sunday. Me? Here in my garage, just bought this new Mirana mount here. It’s fun to jump around the map with leap. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven memes that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new mememoires that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.”

It's actually 5:42 AM.

He updated this with a segment about Batrider/Lina but I didn't save that.

It's 11:42PM where it matters - NA.
Isn't Envy living in NA right now?

Why is he up so late?

>building abyssal blade on any hero
>building BKB aka BadLotus on any hero
>aghs not for every role
>butterflies instead of memelance for agi
>no guardian greaves for int support
>ever playing int heroes mid

All alone time to fap