/TF2G/ TEAM FORTRESS 2 GENERAL

ol >SERVERS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT TO TO PLAY CASUAL/COMP
pastebin.com/BuG8yM2j

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
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first for post baguettes

>want to apply for a job for TF2
>no recruitment for software engineers to work on video games
>just Steam and web apps and payment systems and internal tools and lolvr
>no vidya
>like very other fucking web dev house
I just want to work on TF2.5 man

tf2g belongs to anime

>psychologist

what

a quick lesson on why only bad players think soldier should be nerfed

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>language & regional specialist
>tfw I qualify for that

is my bagette an fagette?

just lay your weapons down and PLACE A DISPENSER HERE

I'm curious as to why they want that too.

>eddsworld
just take me back senpai

i think it's for a new game they are making. they want a psychologist to look over it and tell them if it's dumb or not.

nostalgia is pretty hard for those, but looking back they are kinda boring

>join payload server
>offense team filled with short circuit engis
jesus christ fuck

>go scout
>engineers suddenly realize that using a 2 volt taser wasnt the best idea
hmmmm

blame fucking Delfy... again.

I was on Neucleaus today and there were three faggot engineers doing that to my team. Really jimmied my rustles

>network/systems engineer
wahey lads I can go work at volvo

why would they need a psychologist to say if a game's dumb or not?

all fucking night

Someone post the Cody* short circuit webm

only cody* would have that downloaded

youtu.be/easeo6NZ7jA

>uploading game breaking exploits because valve notices it faster, don't forget to click on ads goy :^)

But I don't I looked

skial banned the weapon straight up

they did something good for once

fill out this important chart

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lol u show him :)

Reminder that Mad Milk is the best Scout secondary

What does the short circuit glitch does? Im watching a video but i dont get it

wait no i see the glitch now im a retard

reminder that the winger is the most fun scout secondary

reminder that stock is the most viable scout secondary

thats just wrong!

but crit a cola exists
i mean it's broken as shit and i hate people who use it but it's just better

reminder that stock is the most viable scout everything

It's also banned in every competitive format :^)

because it's more viable than pistol

>making a map in hammer
>start compiling it
>its been stuck on the same step for ten minutes


>havent saved in 2 hours

am i viable?

Thats why you save many steps since this can happen

>short circuit is actually viable again
>people think kicking is actually solving anything

because it's broken as fuck

i said that earlier

GTFO Delfy, go back to working to valve for free finding glitches

you are not viable

Pictured: Viva pocketing Roto's Demoman in a round of competitive MvM.

GTFO Delfy

>salty fags that got meme'd on

rate

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How the fuck i posted that twice, i was pretending being retarded like most of my posts. People finding glitches are good for the game, people like to do that for some reason and im ok with it, like when people make maps that i dont like, if they like them i really dont care as long as they are having fun.

Late, but I got you.

hey pal are you going to fill out the fetish chart

No. Ain't nobody got time for that, I'm going to bed.

Who's Roto?

goodnight
i have to stay up all night because i'm too afraid i'll miss my 7:20 class

>Likes pure girls
>Yet has a pornfu
???

I'm sorry for your loss. I'm going to go and get my full 8 hours, though it'll likely be more like 4 hours because my dogs have the bad habit of waking me up at 6 AM.

I've been in relationships with nice girls. Not porn stars

it's pure because his chub isn't entering said pornfu

I thought the bird woke you up

>tfw completely fucked up my sleep schedule
i dont even have a morning or a night anymore
it all feels like a really long lucid dream anyways

i know this feel u.u

it always feels that way to me even if I do attempt to correct it

quick, post that one b4nny pic

you know the one

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got u mayne

The ones I skipped I either didn't know the meaning to or do absolutely nothing for me. If it's even a little filled in it gets something wiggling down there.

>No sounding
Excuse me my good sir, but this chart is incomplete.

this one

thank

hecking idiots

>inactive contract

disgusting

youll never guess who i am.....

I cant believe I'm doing this

You left the class section empty loser

is there any scout body that's fully paintable?

my body is paintable

The Fast Learner is one, or did you mean that you can paint the whole shirt?

so when is the new pyro update with fixes, rebalances and useless shit

my bet is on never ever

before hl3, thats for sure

when viva goes away

in short, never ever

>stuttering
>blushing

id?

Can it be a short, more normie chart next time??

That's what was said about the update, that I had to fuck off forever or it wouldn't be released. Well it was released and I'm still here

i don't hate you though, not in the slightest. just neutral in fact.

probably because i have no idea what made these anons hate you and me not jumping into bandwagons

Why do you want my id?
I thought the whole point is to remain anonymous.

you would still be anonymous, since people dont usually put their real name in their steam profile

you are not me

I wouldn't be anonymous to my steam friends, though.

Apply anyways, send Gabe an email

Quick-Fix is fun

That's cool. I didn't say you did, though

They're jealous. It's as easy as that. They see a normie come through who loves their life and plays with their best pals, and they don't believe it. They think my kind don't exist, so they wanna shoo me away because I intimidate their existence

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Anons here have openly shared their ids, including mine. You don't have to share if you don't want to, you choice.

And steam friends? Well, they're your friends, that's the point. If you're "friends" with them, you can trust them with who you really are.
but i am me

You're stuck in vvis aren't you? You've either got a leak or you're using too much world_geometry and not enough func_detail, so your visleafs are all cut to shit.
Every added visleaf is exponentially more tests your computer has to run on visibility, if you square up your rooms and convert complicated bullshit that doesn't block visibility anyhow to func_detail your compile times should vastly improve.

Meh, I don't know.
It's not like someone knowing that I'm into monster girls or h*nd h*lding is going to change anything at the end of the day.

>tfw always seeing familiar names in matchmaking on the oce region

This type of comfy shit is why smaller but dedicated player pools are best.

wanna add mate? looking for people to MM with. I'm not mechanically great but I am baseline competent with most classes

A girl just called me her breezy after she sent me a "replace your jeezy for drake" pic

i just got cucked lads
btw this game is shit cos theres no good porn like overwartch

yeah i know right? this game is absolutely trash because there is no hot female cosplayers for it so the game sucks

yeah, so its not even good, neither on the normie or autistic spectrum. Bunch of bronies on servers too, and old ass ppl playing a stale meta

haha good one lad im a laffin