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Eternal OTP edition

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O shit wuddup

Someone explain to me why I'm getting level 24s in my ranked games when I'm Gold IV... I mean, holy shit, how fucked is Riot?

How do you recover yourself after losing 4+ games in a row?

My little ADC can't be this cute!

what do

Best girl.
Best breasts.
Best wife.

I review and think about what I did wrong then correct mistakes and then play well and then win more than I lose

Alcohol

>only four
You have yet to taste true desperation.

Play Sex King and camp top. Free gangbang.

But she IS this cute. She's the cutest.

I would like to partake in a swim with Lulu.

add me, I posted my IGN, so you don't have to
IGN: SullyCue

Bustiest
Assiest
Cutest
Fertiliest

Xth for Good Night Sweet Prince

why is Vel Koz top so much fun?

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

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pics

IGN:Bosleyz if you wanna do something sometime.

>Cutest

But that's wrong.

Which is the best way to play jarvan?
jg? top? tank? full damage?

>Tfw when you will never fuck sona in ahris bed because sona is much cuter

hmmm aint you supposed to be lvl 30 to even get into ranked?

>261x248

>261x248

It's not the same if my computer doesn't freak out when I open the pic...

You misspelled whoriest

Are you a fan of eve? do you want her to sit on your face as she ravages your dick? are walking wards OP? well add ChristmasEvelynn on the NA server and join my eve club! anyone from from any elo can join, even if you are in shit on toilet paper league you can still join up! talk about eve, share lewds, whatever.

reply with your ingame name on NA for add.

they aren't level 24. their profile isn't updated.

>people can't figure out how third party sites work
>don't understand the data
>freak out for no reason

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I checked and went to his account to update it. He's indeed level 24.

I'm not on NA but I'll take this opportunity to post some eve lewd

Yare yare daze

Check it on the league client you fucking retard

No, Vlad is whoriest

Pretty sure you can't play ranked unless you are 30.

>I checked and went to his account to update it.
I did, holy fuck. Calm your tits.

>actually defending Riot's spaghetti coding

maybe a mistake. I have seen a lvl 12 once when he was plat

l-lewd...

because every other top is melee free laning

>level 24
>12/18
I'm calling bullshit

Yeah, probably. League has crashed my computer half-a-dozen times in the last two patches, too. Dunno who's in charge of programming Q&A but they need to be fired.

???

are you familiar with how the data api and third party sites actually work in reality? it's not updated instantly, not even automatically, and it's delayed (and occasionally down half the time because rito). don't use the third party sites if you want up to date data

>ywn fugg Jinx in Sona's bed

basically, so far the only ones that really murder me are the one with hard gap closer. either Dash/ blink (zed, Hecarim, Fiora to an small degree) or point and click dash (Xin, Irelia)

guys, doublelift won a LAN

>this is the same game that had baron bugs in it
>youtube.com/watch?v=hPZaH5AyDSA

>Every champion release has a hotfix.
>Every champion update has a hotfix.
>Every PATCH has a hotfix.
k

The best way to play Jar is to play someone better than him. Which is every other early ganker in the jungle, and straight up everyone top.

>he's level 24
>with 30 points in masteries
How about you read what other people have said and realize the problem is with the way 3rd party sites interpret data from Riot's API, not riot's coding.

give me his IGN name. you cant get into ranked without being lvl 30

>YWN fugg Jinx
The fuck's the purpose of living anymore?

if software crashes your computer (and not just that particular application crashing), that is an operating system and/or driver deficiency at best or a hardware issue at worst. riot has a lot of spaghetti in their code for sure, but crashing your computer isn't one of them.

I'm saying he can't be level 24 if those are his masteries, so either op.gg is reporting one of those things wrong, or the game has magically allowed a level 24 played to have 30 mastery points, which you can meme spaghetti code all you want, that's not what's happening here.

What are some good support YT's I can follow? I am trying to have a good support channel to mode my content after

Here, have a lewd of Eve masturbating.

>meme spaghetti code
>he's actually defending Riot's coding
10 RP has been deposited into your account.

what if I like him

That wasn't very nice

>go to Op.gg
>Yasuo Win Rate is going up
>"what is this??"
>Check League Board
>Yasuo Ult has a bug that procs 2 auto attacks on top of the ULT
and Yet that piece of shit is not Disabled?

why does Riot Sucks Yasuo cock soo much?

L-LEWD

I'm thinking of trying out Kled
Is he good? His Q seems fun as fuck

Imagine if we still had Sword of the Divine.

>Yasuo
>Getting past the ban phase

2 auto is not that much !

>proc trinity twice
>proc full stacked fervor twice

remove that guy im tired of banning him every game

and remember that depending on build those 2 AA are likely 100% chance Critic

>Be Vel'koz with a Cho and Blitz on my team.
>Just dribble champions all day.
Champion basketball.

>>proc trinity twice
that's not how triforce works

having a proper tank on the team makes you a killing (or assists) machine

What league are you in /lolg/? are you proud of it?

I'm Gold.

I'm not ashamed to admit it, and being in the top 20% of players makes me happy.

it does trigger it once

hmm,maybe i should just save up for arctic ops.

what do guise

>implying tanky Cho'Gath jungle isn't playing by based arcsecond

Prob needs research. If it's a bug and not a typical auto it might actually proc twice.

Stay mad t yaoi main

I dont do ranked cause not enough champs, but skill wise I think I would be around Gold IV or Silver I

I responded to you on accident desu.

THEN FUCKING KYS YOU PIECE OF SHIT AVATARFAG AND I FUCKING HOPE YOU have a nice day. eexdee

get carried by him most likely

what the fuck does this have to do with anything we're talking about? I'm not defending anything, the fact that riot has had bad bugs does not mean that there is magically a level 24 player in your team. Just because there is precedent for mistakes, does not mean what you see is a mistake.

Play bard. He always helps me to get back on track.

>irelia gets nefed
>gp gets nerfed
>trundle nerfed to the ground
>teemo and yasuo top and now meta
This is so much better, right guys?

interesting

>Just because there is precedent for mistakes, does not mean what you see is a mistake.
15 RP has been deposited to your League account. Riot thanks you for your hard work.

If you play ali, that's a really good skin, I'd go for it.

good luck!

(you)

that's one way to look at it.

yasuo is mostly only in meta because of a bug.

>ding ding dingaling motherfuckers
BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

>proc one before ulting
>proc one after ulting

??

>yasuo is mostly only in meta because of a bug.
nah the bug is why his win rate is going up, he is meta cause ultra mobile cancer building Tank and still able to shit out assassin tier damage

is riot so in need of views they're going with the "TSM FINALLY manages to get good results at worlds wow determination pays off!" script?

>i hate something so everything they do must be wrong
>nothing I dislike can ever do anything right, even if it literally must bend reality to be wrong
You're ridiculously delusional lmao.
>inb4 20 rp

>you didn't play SEX KING
No sense of theatrics.

Then RIOT fucked you over with jarv's nerfs, just like me.
I gave up on him and play Vi for AD based ganks.

20 RP has been deposited to your account. Riot is impressed with your hard work. Keep it up!

>jayce gets buffed
>win rate actually goes down
???
It's probably Yasuo, but still

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:^^^^)))))))

YOU'RE RIGHT -- I think I need bard in my life. I used to main him back when I was total shit. I'll give it another whirl

>play game
>1/1/29 Braum, win, A rank
>play game 2
>3/9/21 Braum, loss, S- Rank

ok then
im pretty sure theres ~30% rng on rating system

I mean I get the joke, but you do know, RIOT would never ever give any goy FREE MONEY. Just keep the last two in.

He's still playable mid into certain mages/assassins. Go for a full AD/Armor pen build, something like Ghostblade>Hydra/Black Cleaver>Duskblade>Maw/Lord Dominick's
Better matchups would be champs that have fairly weak lane phase damage like maybe Twisted fate or talon. He has good roams bot and as soon as you hit 6, you go the fuck in