Your Personality = Car

Judging by your personality and looks, which car would you be?

>ugly
>noone likes me

PERSONALITY: DIRTY GYPSY

What is the edgiest car you can buy?

Dodge Neon SRT 4 with body kit

>looks pretty good but isn't very interesting otherwise

>ugly
>noone likes me

You forgot to list your good points
>2.7L 5cyl Mercedes Turbo OM602
>Lots of room and rear seats fold down into a bed

Sweaty but stylish Cuban

Asian immigrant dad

Named Chad and wears his hat backwards; has great interest in stancing his whip.

College student with a mild interest in Asian sports cars

pls don't call me some sort of small mammal

Ae86 panda spec

...

>anemic engine
>still manages to look bloated
>so ugly people pity like it

Those old men sitting in the background make the picture.

>Anemic engine
Nigger what

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>Long/Tall
>Short/Skinny
(Can't think of a thin/tall car)
>Big Engine
>Associated with Crime
>MONEY
>Gets women despite reputation
>Awkward Handling
>Eats a lot

Excluding the V8, the base engine made something like 100hp.

Rich and tasteful spic.

Total outcast, so ronery.

Poor college kid who wanted an asian V6.

Very young Korean or Japanese woman.

Veeky Forumstist who wanted an old twingo but had to settle for a new one.

40 year old poor as fuck virgin.

Actual race car driver or manchild collector.

Aging American with fine taste.

The realest nigga in the hood. Gets all the bitches.

What's my personality, Veeky Forums?

You killed Santa you bastard!

maybe this

Epic post.

Daddy

>Very young Korean or Japanese woman.
I'm kind of young but I'm also a white man, but at least you didn't call me a small mammal

Epic grand wizard weeb god.

>fast runner
>heavier than sibling but still faster
>No one knows me

You sound like a big guy.