/owg/ - Overwatch General

If you're reading this, I love you.

Man fuck Mercy

>mfw I see another Widow x Tracer hater

Whats the purpose of having a discord if you mongoloids don't put it on the OP.

Is it even alive

you will not turn me into a cyborg for your degenerate cyborg-harem, doctor Ziegler

I concur.

Will Reaper remove mercy and solidify his place as best boy of Overwatch?

>PICK LUCIO
>I HEAL MY TEAM
LOCK ME UP

>Man fuck Mercy for being afraid of the former drug dealer and gun runner looking at the child of her friend!

>wanting a criminal to get close to a child

Extremely

>Man fuck Mercy for being overprotective of a child who is obviously experiencing some fun bantz

Who is zenyata shipped with?

Bantz with a former drug dealer and gun runner.

I'd do the same as her, pham.

Mercy literally genetically altered people and cheated death on sick twisted experiments.

Also basically black mailed genji into either dying or work for overwatch.

> friend

user, mercy has no friends. she's a lonely pathetic old maid that nobody likes or loves, so she preys on lolis in order to stop feeling so dead inside

Genji.

I would just change a few things to Symmetra but I don't know if they'd be a real buff for her.
>her turrets highlight any enemies they shoot with that Infra-Red stuff so any allies paying attention can spot their targets wherever they are in the map, making Symmetra more capable as a niche reconnaissance support hero. Her sentry turrets would get to function more like tripwires, feeling around the map for enemy locations.
>Symmetra shields stack if you are (god help you) playing with multiple Symmetras on a team. So even if one Symmetra shield still only grants +25 Shields, having multiple Symmetras can give +50 total or more.
>Teleporters are now visible on the map to all allied players so they know approximately where they'll be spawning to, and whether or not that Symmetra is trolling them with a cliffhanger teleporter. Also multiple teleporters from more than one Symmetra are highlighted if you look at them so you can guess which teleporter leads to which exit.
But of course, you still shouldn't have more than one symmetra on a team.

>Man fuck Mercy
mercy is the real villain of overwatch
>knew about about morrison and reyes feud but did nothing about
>testified against overwatch to the UN
>turned reaper into some sort of smoke monster
Just wait til her comic shows her going after the reformed overwatch

Zen is pure.

Genetic alteration and death cheating aren't crimes.
>sick twisted experiments
[citation needed]

Also it wasn't blackmail bruh.

DELETE THIS

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A bit harsh, lad.

What was he going to do to the daughter of one of the founders of Overwatch? He's not fucking stupid.

When is Genji getting retired? Seriously, fuck this cunting hero.

>join game
>everything seems to be going okay for the first few minutes
>hear some gagging coming from someones mic
>someone ask what the fuck that noise is
>continue on
>get wiped at point
>mercy lands a critical ult
>hear moaning and more gagging

I sometimes choose to not use it. Generally when I'm a toblerone or something and my turret is still up and the enemy is not pushing at all. I think it's better saved for a clutch moment, and then for somebody that can actually do something, like Mercy with an ult or a tank.

Plebs ship him with genji. Patricians know that their relationship is strictly platonic

Zen is pure.

But if Sombra is a ladybot, it'll be up to her to claim his /v/irginity.

>tfw no thick blueberry bunny wife girlfriend

So, Zarya, then?

PUSH IS UP!

>dat Tracer tho

>ruining widowmaker with fat

Jamison Fawkes!

Young sexy McCree when?

There's a character that belongs to each map, e.g. Bastion for Eichenwalde, Genji/Hanzo for Hanamura.

Except Illios.

Illios is in Greece.

What if there was a Greek character?

Pharah is noticeably lighter than Ana.

What if Pharah's father is Greek?

Shut the fuck up nerd.

Not to mention that he also respects the fuck out of Ana.

>"It's an honor to fight by your side, ma'am"

.

What if your waifu orbits my dick

who is Jamison Fawkes?

Why are Reaper's thighs so thicc?

>all this beautiful smug
Smugberry is the best.

QUICK PLAY IS TERRIBLE
FUCK QUICK PLAY
1 HERO LIMIT IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO THIS GAME

maybe a Greek Anarchist
I mean, what else is greece known for?

Bad guys aren't bad all the time, and by then Jesse was part of Overwatch, so he was one of the good guys. He's just trying to turn a new leaf, make little Faheera laugh, and be a nice guy then here comes Mercy to act a bitch.

Stop saying mean things about Jesse. He's good now and he loves JUSTICE!

I'm sure they'll make a Grecko at some point.

Maybe Doomfist?

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>McCree not sexy enough
wat?

>1 HERO LIMIT IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO THIS GAME
Cancer detected, 1 hero limit ruined competitive, kill yourself

word

shitters will disagree, but they should remove hero stacking in qp

Greece is such a minor country. I doubt the population warrants a character from there. Then again
>Egypt.

What would a Greek character be like.

>Torbjorn can now make other turret but it costs 100 scraps to make and another 100 to upgrade.
>Now he would have lot better map coverage and would actually be played in competitive

Yay or Nay?

ID'S HIGH DOOD :DDDDD

POST REINHARDTS.

Jamison Fawkes is a qt from Australia!
He likes explosions!
His best friend is Mako Rutledge!
I love him very much!

Poor

first for animu

youtube.com/watch?v=Uw_KWcpL1uw

Debts

or pic related or god

or greek fire

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>playing a match on Watchpoint: Gibraltar
>other team captures the objective on OT
>fuck
>we stall them but they hit the first checkpoint on OT again
>FUCK
>suddenly someone starts bitching up a storm
>other team is only a couple meters away from winning
>healer rage quits and blames all of us for our shit performance
>quickly respawn in as Lucio
>haul ass
>less than 1m from losing
clutch like a fucking mad man
>we somehow stall the other team for several minutes
>actually pull it off
>get gold for healing
>mfw
That shit felt so good.

Like reinhardt but he can only shield himself with a hoplite shield and he is faster and has melee attacks and his ultimate is a hitscan spear throw that penetrates anything

Can someone please help me increase my Jack Morrison folder?

>"ch-ch-cheers bruv, w-welcome home..." Jamison submissively whimpered upon Mako's return from Controlpoint: Junkertown
>"I-I'm sorry mate b-but I blew up the fairy bread and vegemite casserole a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw, James!" Mako screamed, slamming Fawkes' face into the counter
>"YOU USELESS WANKER, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL YOUR MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Hoggie starts hooking pots and pans around*
>"M-Mako, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? Say bacon one more time you sorry useless cunt!" Mako screamed
>"I work hard all fucking night on the Pavement and then I have to come home to another fucking blown-up meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS MONG" Rutledge said
>grabbing Jamison by the throat he began to choke him while huffing and weezing loudly
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Rat struggled to say
>"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU WELCOME... TO THE APOCALYPSE!" Rutledge slams James' face in the still piping hot casserole, he screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the 66's bar with Alex, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME PACHIMARI NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Mako slams the door
>Jamison trembles in a stew of blood and charred casserole on the floor
>"H-he loves me, I should've done a better job for him" he thought as he pulled himself up and began cleaning and preparing to blow up another meal

With your fat ass's high mass it's likely.

This picture makes me tingly in my no-no parts.

Sounds about right
Doomfist looks black though.
It's just a theory to put out there.

Doesn't sound too bad. I'd accept it.

Sounds awesome.

who's Mako Rutledge?

I want to fuck Reinhardt's armpit so bad.

vocaroo.com/i/s0PRf1WZylFh

Veeky Forums please leave.

That sounds fantastic.

Especially the turret tripwire IDEA. Enemies should get the red highlight.

Also turret health should start at 1 health and increase 1 HP per second up to 25.

When your teleporter is up, pressing Q again toggles it off. This makes it invulnerable until it's toggled back on again. Holding it down makes it explode in case enemies think camping it is a good idea.

I wanna hug Hana.

Is this what people think greeks look like?
He looks like southern italian, or gypsy maybe.

>tattoo
Slut

I don't like this :(

(except for the fairy bread and vegemite, that was pretty good)

Are people still begging Blizzard for another Genji nerf?

>Not being Veeky Forums and playing games.

no

If she was real she would not register your existence even if she was looking right at you.

in turret form he doesn't have one

>most famous _greek_ model

grreporter.info/en/teo_theodoridis_sentenced_18_years_prison/3001

>smoking
>bad lighting

He didn't look so bad in his youth.

When he is in turret form there is a little blue glowing cube that sticks out of his back which is his "head" for the purposes of critical shots. When he is in recon mode I assume it is his normal head. In tank mode I have no idea. Maybe the turret?

Also, why are you using vocaroo?

I hope not, Genji is strong but he's fine now. Hanzo should be removed from the game though.

If roadhog gets hit while he is healing it should stop it just like bastion

Because he never skips leg day

>1 HERO LIMIT IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO THIS GAME
>he can't handle hero stacks
Why aren't you playing PTR Comp then? Just curious.

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>report everyone who says gg ez or similar

Feels good man

I'm terribly lacking some too

Philosophers, gays, spartans.