Dueling Network General - /dng/

This used to be one of my favourite cards.

It's been a few weeks and I still don't know who she is.
Who the hell is that?

I've been out of the game for a little while, what's the standard Rank 4 Toolbox these days?

No clue.

>not posting the full monster

>The Ghosts from Ghost of a Grudge are inside of Souleater
How deep does this rabbit hole go

Sorry i have to blog but i need to get this one out, hold me /dng/

>Be me 8 years ago, 5D's just started airing
>Be a shitter that didn't knew better and play with proxies
>Play with other shitters that also play with proxies
>Proxies were the only option becuase we didn't knew any local stores near by
>Found once some "allegedly" real cards
>they had the Upper Deck logo
>Seemslegit.obb
>lel find out later that they are the infamous Upperdeck proxies that somehow found their way to my country
>move on
>met more people, get shat on by said people who knew their shit
>Spend a outrageous amount of printer ink changing decks that i didn't knew why they still got shat on
>finally travel to another state becuase high school
>finally found actual legit cards
>Buy OG felgrand dragon deck
>stillbeingashitter.mkv
>start looking online for answers
>pojo
>pojo lel
>again didn't knew any better
>Finally find locals
>lel you play with proxies, what a shitter
>endure
>barely manage to buy machina structure (shit's worth x3 around here)
>newby league? what's that? lel go to play with the dudes playing full meta decks
>scrapping the bottom of the barrel for cards, like having 1 mst and 1 twister in 2010
>guys from locals have hard to get cards like nothing
>endure
>slowly managing to build deck, worst cards possible as always
>cyber fucking phoenix for fucks sake
>first time actually trying to improve
>first time to win 12 people fisherman locals agaisnt a complete inzector wind up hand loop deck nonetheless
>gethandloopedanddrawingspiritreaper.feel

They are inside Savage colosseum

oh fuck I thought souleater was just the little fishy in fish rain but I guess it's fucking huge

Castel, Abyss Dweller, Rafflesia, Emeral, a bit of Diamond Dire, and ZA LIGHTNINGU, BABY!

Waaaaaaaaay too long; didn't read

Question.
>You can Special Summon 1 non-Tuner from your hand, but its effects (if any) are negated, and if you do, immediately after this effect resolves, Synchro Summon 1 Machine-Type Synchro Monster, using that monster and this card only (this is a Quick Effect).
Crystron Quon use it's effect, summon Beautunaful Princess, then synchro summon Formula Synchron.

Why did Beautunaful doesn't get it's effect?
Some user says that it's because Tuna's effect is an Optional Trigger Effect, unlike Sacred Crane that do get it's effect because it's a Mandatory Trigger Effect.
But since Crystron Quon is a "and if you do" effect, both the special summon and synchro summon should be treated as simultaneous, so it won't missed the timing.
Same case as Metalfoes destroy Geartown.

There's also the case about retarded Altair ruling.
Is it applied here?

>Souleater
>doesn't eat souls
One job.

And boy it continúes

>locals trying to go legal
>needs judge
>volunteerasatribute.mp3
>be the first judge in the state, no one else wants to do it
>thanks to me locals got official store status (hard as fuck to get in south america)
>lel shitter, don't tell us what to do
>endure
>machina deck got powercreeped and coulnd't even try to use it anymore
>Fast fowar couple of years (of locals stop existing in between and everything)
>See geargia, GGX really helps deck
>lel Secret rare shitter
>whatever, endure, save money
>buy case of REDU special editions
>mosly aiming to get geargia stuff and GGX at least
>lel, have your single armor and no even other cards of value shitter
>tfw you buyed a literal pile of crap
>fuck you game i'm fed up with your shit
>leave for a while
>luckly lost water vs fire extravaganza format
>accordingly both shat on extremely on geargia
>come back
>learn about geargiagear
>sneak happens
>only 1 pulled
>lel shitter, this card worths nothing i don't want to sell it unless i make profit
>ENDURE
>Travel again to other state trying to get cardboard
>lel shitter only 1 store had 1 single armor for you
>fine fuck i'll build the karakuri variant
>lel shitter you thought after all this time of testing you got better? here get shat on AGAIN
>EN...DURE
>HAT format comes
>geargiacanmetanow.hope
>sure shitter try to play meta without even a GGX
>tin happens
>ggxforeveryone.C&C
>finally have a somewhat complete meta deck
>even manage to get rank 4s
>lel shitter you think now you're big shit, here, have some second to thir places after you get beat in the grind war agaisnt superior HAT

The little fishy is the glowing things on the head.
It's basically a Fishborg.

eat the maiden

>immediately after this effect resolves, do X
It misses the timing, Quon's effect literally gives it no chance to activate before it proceeds to do the synchro summon.
The last thing to happen as part of Quon's effect is the synchro summon which is quite blatantly not simultaneous to the summon of Princess

It looks like it should have way more than 1200 atk like that
would use inpachi coal to bbq her tbqh

>vertical stripes
>wearing green panties when your defining characteristic is the color blue
My autism

dunno how you didn't quit yugioh ages ago

3rd

>this keeps happening for a while
>ramdoms appear with complete decks out of nowhere
>lel shitter why you don't have your deck complete like mine that i just bought last week
>this was said to me when i already spent literal YEARS looking for the cards i didn't have yet
>both retards (yeah they were two) didn't even know how to play the deck
>keep losing because bad cards or just lack of good ones
>EN.....DUR C'MON THIS JUST CAN'T KEEP HAPENING
>Sell everything out of spite
>DUEA happens
>hey batteries seem fun now
>enter regional with said batteries
>OMG shitter you still trying even now to have fun? Here, get betean by a literal blind guy using fucking madolches but don't worry you'll get to beat geargias so you don't feel so bad about yourself
>whatever don't care at this point also first time in major tournament
>fast foward last year
>everything just keep being the same, still got shat on, still can't get good cards, still guys get good cards like nothing
>not even kidding, i ask same vendors of those guys, they never have what i'm looking for, or i just don't have the money
>Hey btw U.A.s are somewhat playable now with nech support
>sure, it's worth nothing and it's the only thig i can buy rigth now
>Realize i have the advantage agaisnt shaddoll meta
>have a job now, finally able to travel to NATS
>lel shitter you thought you're going to take the plane in time, here sleepover

>BA escaped the banlist, again

>immediately after this effect resolves
So this phrase is the problem?
The Synchro summoning is additional effect that occur right after Quon's effect resolves, huh?
That's a bit strange but I can take it I guess.

At least it won't make Optional Trigger Effect that occur when a card sent to grave/leaves the field/used as synchro material miss the timing.

thrust your tongue into the maiden pussy and also lick her clit

dont grill her

4th
>fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>take next plane get to the event, go before round 2 ends but they don't do late register
>whatever, first time at nats, let's have some fun
>enter win a mat
>WIN
>even beating snubby kid "dragon duel champion" of the event
>i'll take anything that feels like a small victory at this point
>got his dantes and virgils jersey/sluggered to ablivion
>get ugly as fuck shark sister mat
>fortunetly change it for a tcg geargia one
>this is what dreams are made of
>i consider this the highest point of my career in the game
>even go back to locals and win it once again
>Fast foward to CORE
>be /k/ so igknight sounds good, c'mon they are gun cards in the ocg for ra's sake
>Already had bad experiences with core booster decks with expensive cards
>so try to get them all in one package
>talk to the only vendor selling one
>day 1 -sure man you have it
>week 2 silence
>week 3 silence
>week 4 -man you didn't pay me for it, so nope (guy didn't even gave me the account to deposit the money)
>END... YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>ended up geeting the complete deck anyways (still have that one)
>io and behold, they are shit, most shit i can actually handle
>get shit on like i have never been shit on befoh
>have months of ending last in 12 man fisherman locals

only positive thing that came out of that mess is that i sold dracoslayer stuff 1 week before the emergency banlist this year

Is she still a maiden if you lick her cute slit?

we already discussed that it's perfectly ok to use the inpachi to grill her up for some good old dragon girl steak
sad that it doesn't have the memorial message for dn anymore. it was a good vidya game I want to say RIP one more time
F

Glory on the Academia.

Igknights are amazing dude, what are you doing

5th

>see monarchs
>decide to not use a shitter deck this time
>preorder at local store
>lel shitter we are going to get it a month later minimun in here
>fuck well i'll buy it somewhere else
>finally buy non shitter deck
>even managed to score some megas/league kuraz/and 3 majesty
>readytoroll.mp4
>practice in DN periodically
>watch overlord irl duels so that they bless me with their skilly plays
>visit all the sites, even dooliztgravels, trying to absorb all the knoledge
>get subpar result at locals but i don't care becuase i win the mirrors and i'm planning to go to nat's again and this is probably the most played deck
>Feel confident and morale it's a all time high
>even won 12 man fisherman local special tourney for 2 (two) gold packs
>bless those twin twisters that my friend gave me for my Birhtday
>Day to travel to nats come, all the expectations ready, don't have the money for red layers, but i have everything else covered
>i even travel with my friend saving money in hotel and everything
>day comes
>me and friend in airport
>ready to get on the plane
>sudden light rain out of nowhere
>LEL SHITTER YOU THOUGHT THIS TIME WAS GOING TO BE DIFFERENT? THAT YOU WERE GOING TO BE ABLE TO SEE THE REWARDS FOR YOUR EFFORTS? FUCK YOU FOR TRYING, FUCK YOU FOR EVEN FUCKING TRYING YOU'RE NOT GOING TO NATS THIS YEAR, AGAIN
>Flight cancelled
>trip crashed
>no survivors
>deck made of big guys
>4us

Add Heat Wave for maximum salt.

so, i haven't touched this shit game in months now. anything worth bothering with?

what did you play before

>so, i haven't touched this shit game in months now. anything worth bothering with?
yeah play ABC and rape everyone

6th

>feel like shit for the rest of the week
>some guys from fisherman locals also travel, they scrub out like the faggots they are and don't even top nor bring anything at all
>fuck fuck i was ready this time
>I could have done it
>I could have top and bring something
>I could finally stop being treated like a fucking shitter
>whyyy
>WHYYYY
>feel like shit HARDER
>fed up with shit again
>sell all monarch shit to friend
>play deck that i wanted to play since the beginning of the format
>speedroid kaiju
>have fun
>even 2nd place a bunch of times
>fast foward this weekend
>TDIL sneek peek (yes, delayed that bad)

at this point i mostly enter sneeks just for the mat, i used to like the idea of winning them, and besides sometimes it was easier than regular tournaments becuase everyone is on an "even ground" deckwise.

Dante and friends is still dominating so, no, not at all. Wait until October.

Blue-Eyes shits all over ABC's

7th

Except not really, let's run out my sneek experiences

>EXVC lel first sneak ever on the state, not even official mats for prize
>ORCS i don't know what i'm doing, but i won the raffle mat so i'm fine (still have it)
>SHSP lel i know you're about to win but you knew that ghostrick yeti can't target itself for saving it from battle? no? well too bad, you lose the final!
>NECH virgil too strong, lose faggot
>CROS lel let's do it a day you can't attend shitter, at least you get U.A. shit for your shitty deck
>CORE lel i know i set wrong scales but i'm gonna hope you shitter are stupid and play fair that you would let me rewind my play and beat you
>SHIV wow shitter you actually prepared really well this time and beat everyone 2-0 till the end of swiss, it would be a shame that for this particular sneek we apply top cut and that your shitty sneek deck will brick in the final duel of the final match amirite?? ;^)
>TDIL oh why you're still trying shitter? here, let's start breaking all your hopes and dreams of ever getting even part of your money back or even trying to win this shitty tournament by giving you the following holos
>lunalight perfume
>Triamid Sphinx
>Triamid Sphinx (and only a single field spell and no other triamid cards)
>Magician's Robe
>Assault Blackwing-Onimaru the divine Thunder (oops forgot to pull gofu or a fucking tuner)

>And just to add insult to injury let's have your friend just enter the sneak and pull desires and forceful checkpoint just right by you
>Oh and also stay for the end of the tourney for the raffle mat that you obviously won't get because why the fuck good things would happen at this point

>BE shitting on anything

whats up with japs and raigeki break?

Last one

Whatever man, I don't mind losing if at least I learn something or get something but after this weekend I remember all the shit that happened after all those years I really question why do I even bother anymore.

Don't get me wrong I love the game and I don't want to quit, because I actually have fun when I find I deck I enjoy, like U.A.s in the past or Kaiju speedroids now but the things that happened outside the game are the ones that bother me most.

I mean I feel like I achieved nothing, I'm not even sure if I'm better now than when I started playing this game for real more than 8 years ago, I didn't even get to stop being treated like a shitter at locals, not even get the "that guy to beat" title in my best moments. Some retard even told me that I didn't do anything to help the yugioh group to grow in the state (even when I did all that shit I wrote up there)

So yeah sorry for the scroll of text, I needed to get it out somewhere, screecap it, meme about it, I don't care I just wanted to tell my story

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What can ABC do against Chaos MAXX
Nothing, that's right

Za Lightning

Wait a minute...ENHANCE

Chaos Maxx BE bricks harder than normal BE m8

OH FUCK GET OUT OF THERE SOULEATER

Well apparently 3 of those traps weren't enough to stop anyone consistently and the magicians structure was just the final nail in the coffin

Blue-Eyes never bricks, not with Melody, Trade In, and Consonance
You're just a shitter

I miss him

Don't tell me what to do

>Heat Wave
>traps
You also have Reload to draw into them.
Some even tech Heart of the Underdog.

is this any good

Royal Library also works wonders in Igknights.

>3 Solemn Strike
>1 Solemn Warning
>1 Vanity's Emptiness

play it in super heavyweight Kaiju

>be le me(me)
>be third world mexican pizza
>be bad english
>be gay
>suck at yugioh because no sauce
>i'm ragu

sorry för bloog Xd

>Things that Blue-Eyes also runs

Guy sounds huezilian to be honest.

>watching GX for the first time
>the Shadow Riders thing with Tanya and Bastion
The fuck? This went from funny dumb to "this is someone on the writing team's fetish" tier dumb way too quickly.

ok

>be someone else
oh shit what do I do now

>Mexican

Even those guys have it easy getting cardboard shit

have sex for the first time in your life

You should be expecting this considering it's just increased in blatancy over the years

>2800/1000 lv8
>You can reveal the top card of your deck, if it's a Trap card, set it to your side of the field, and Special Summon this card from your hand. Otherwise, place it on the bottom of your deck and send this card to the Graveyard.
Is this effect balanced?

I haven't watched those either, though.

Except ABC can get on the field multiple times per game, if you're even going to have those cards left after getting rid of utility * xyz's

Hello sweet burgesstoma sekrit teck

>kotori

how is my deck from 2011-2012 (i think those were the years i last touched this its been a long time regardless)

really dont feel like typing them all out so i hope u all can read the names or recognize the pictures

im trying to get back into yugioh but i need to know if this is still a good deck!!

SPYRal new monster's effect leaked? Where?

non-anime fag here, what exactly are you talking about?

I haven't been here in a while but I remember King used to play Blue eyes all the time and now they won worlds. Did King show up here or is he gone?

...

Sorry to bother your important waifu chat, I felt bad and I wanted to bother someone, dng was just there

That wasn't even a good deck then

is this a joke? its just a load of singles, this cant have ever been good in the slightest. play raccoons feat. hex sealed for exterio fun

We accept you for all your flaws.

>BE shits on ABC
I always lose against ABC using BE, what am I doing wrong.

Face it loser, ABC are shit and will remain shit

weird because i won those tournament things at the card shops a couple times
i forgot what they were called but you bring your deck and vs people
maybe they were just all GARBO

So which thirld world country are you ftom? Not judging I just really want know.

that's called locals user, and i outright dont believe you, too. if you wanna play naturia, play sacred tree traptrix

I'm from Argentina

What is the cutest archetype

They're just memeing on you, ABC annihilates BE completely.

Ritual Sanctuary has spiked in price. It top 32 at rimini YCS so its just temporary hype sell them asap

S-so is Cyber Dragon Infinity going to stay where it is? I bought into the /dng/ memes and believed that they were going to go up for ABCs.

Its in the tins. Its going to balance out at 15 quid. I'm not converting that to burger cash.