/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist and Payday 2 General

Muscle dodge or dodge dodge*
I had a stroke

Make sure you're making good use of those FAKs
Make sure you're going fast frequently
Make sure you're getting the most out of SB, i.e. 4 detection risk
Make sure your weapon choice is on point
Armor is the turtle, dodge is the hare.

>The turtle wins in the end
Alright, i'll stick to ICTV

wait no

what i mean is that ICTV is more reliable but is literally slow
dodge is more unpredictable but is very fast
your average hare is retarded and takes naps during races but if you're a smart enough hare you're always better than the turtle

Are you european? Most spics say "sigilo" and most spaniards say "silencioso".

15th for shitty uninspired golden skins in the next safe

Anyone got a good Techforcer/shotgun build?

Oy vey, delete this

I dont even want to know what legendary they chose

there's literally been no skins that involve custom models
they're either not putting any in or they made their own

Why does nobody recognize the real top tier perk deck + armor choice, Sociopath + HBV?

Why does nobody rrerr the rreal top tier sexuality + scallie choice, gay scallie art gallery?

There has never been a gay scalie art gallery, it's always been straight stuff only.

where can i get sexy midna gallery

>implying

both of you, check the mods pastebin

hoxhud*

Link it if you got it, the ones in the past bin are straight and straighter.

i want /utg/ faggots to leave

hoxhudhoxhude

thanks, fixed it

i havent used it in game yet but just opening the .texture files in paintnet it definitely looks like there's at least some gay scallies there

dropbox.com/s/chaogbn4kpl6x32/Gay scalie Art gallery.rar?dl=0

side note, is there a way to make .dds files not like nearly completely transparent?

i want newfags to leave

gay scallies has nothing to do with utg

nor does liking men

it literally has everything to do with /utg/

/utg/ is the home of all fags and mutants, headquarters of the post-2007 neoliberal SOCJUS fag agenda, den hive of degeneracy and filth, and the source of all ills

>everyone who disagrees with me is le newfag boogeymang

epiKKK xDDD
upvoted KKK xDDD
reposted on le 9gag KKK xDDD

>92 seconds apart

the implication that gay scalies has anything to do with /utg/ definitely is a sign of newfaggotry, especially here in /pdg/

>using le seconds meme, jointly invented by /pol/ and /s4s/
kill yourself

>everyone who disagrees with me is le newfag boogeymang

epiKKK xDDD
upvoted KKK xDDD
reposted on le 9gag KKK xDDD

...

>posts similarily themed messages nearly exactly 90 seconds apart, aka the length of the post time

i wonder who's making these posts

>using le seconds meme, jointly invented by /pol/ and /s4s/
>also using le jew meme invented by /pol/
kill yourself

>using le kill yourself meme, invented by reddit

live a long and fulfilling life

>every good argument i disagree with is a reddit meme, because i said so

typical /pol/ /s4s/ /utg/ response

>every good argument i disagree with is a /pol/ /s4s/ /utg/ meme, because i said so

typical newfag /b/edditor response

>every good argument i disagree with is a (le newfag meme invented by /pol/) and /b/ meme, because i said so

typical /pol/ /s4s/ /utg/ response

same

jew

Don't respond. Just wait. Hopefully we'll all be dead soon.

>using le don't respond meme invented by /ink/

get out

i hope there's unlimited gay scalies in the afterlife

I finally looked up /utg/ thinking it was something like "Unreal Tournament General. It was just Undertale General.

This guy is high if he thinks the gay scalies guy(s) are from an Undertale General. They've (sadly) probably been here longer than Undertale has existed.

dad gam

if you go to hell sure

literally all fags and mutants are created by /utg/

>tfw left your favorite cassette in the escape car

>there are actually people who post in this general and play this game and do not have Criminal Intent set as their main menu song

Is Jokering 2 cops at once worth it?
Also, with the 90% damage resist, are glass cannon cops (HRTs and such) good convert fodder?

even the swat guys seem to last forever on Death Wish. I swear I had a green mask guy last like a good 3 or 4 minutes at least

Maxed out Jokers can tank a javelin bodyshot. It's pretty funny how survivable they are.

Whether they do any damage, that's a different question.

That's aced Partners in Crime, with or without Joker?

>Anything other than Flames of Love

All Joker-related skills maxed. So..."yes".

DW Tans have 5270 effective health with both aced plus the bulletproof armor so they basically never die unless you or your teammates shoot them

if you're getting extremely resilent cops you might as well get the ones that don't have the lowest fucking damage in the game

who cares how much damage they do, they're just to pull aggro for you

they exist for hostage taker, not to do battle

Unless they changed it again, Jokers don't count towards Hostage Taker.

You're thinking forced friendship, tier 1 skill. Hostage taker, tier 4 skill, works with converted cops

Before Update 100, they definitely didn't count for Hostage Taker.

They definitely do count now

Good to know.

>not having drifting set to all menu songs

I hosted a game and all 3 players that joined had Dark in their name

why ain't there ever anybody with bright in their name

Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Afraid Of The Dark (halloween_3)
- The Butcher Needs You! (butcher_4_jobs)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

fuck you

why

;0

75th for emp parts being just as light as a thermal drill for some reasons.

The goys having difficulty with the EMP will negatively affect the advertisement effort.

>goys
goyim*

fuckin ell, lad, if you're going to falseflag, at least do it right

>max of -4 bullet damage taken best case scenario
Forced Friendship Ace is shit, right?

WE GOT CANARIES ON THE SCENE

WHO THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS?

EX-MILITARY?

THE AO IS A GOD DAMN WAR ZONE

CENTER MASS! CENTER MASS FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

GIVE ME COVER

Someone post a sound clip of that civilian yell. You know the one

Fuck me, we needed those cooks. Oh I'm going with autistic sode

SQUEEZE THOSE TRIGGERS

IS THAT A FUCKING SAW?

>biggest shitter of the group gets a safe or an infamous item

HARD CONTACT

HARDEST EVER

>or an infamous item
get gude
get goonmode

dozers with shields when

>tfw fell for the musclesuit meme

>tfw fell for the rogue meme

>Putting together gaywahr rifle
>all these fucking achievement mods
>'Not Today' achievement
I must be having bad luck today, because in 10 heists I didn't manage to get this. I'm even playing on VH so the cloakers have reduced health, but every grenade seems to either leave them with a sliver of health (pocohud reported 1.7 hp remaining at one point) or literally pass through them.

get stronger grenades

get steve achievly management

>tfw fell for the PAYDAY meme

Literally nothing boosts their damage.

Meh, I'd rather not cheat that hard.