Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
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>BETTING
RIP, THANKS CSGO

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>not posting an image

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i FUCKING HATE SIR AUTISM SLACKS

QUEEN OF

ASS

Sauce?

>wake up
>no patch

>Go to bed
>Sing strim
>Wake up
>Sing strim

why does sing only plays supportcucks on his stream

Because ricing is probably less entertaining for his viewers and if they see him lose a lot in a funny way then they might be more likely to donate to cheer him up.

Crazy how humans work like dat.

Why do dotards get to have 3 (three) threads?

we own this board

makes sense fellow image poster

who is the biggest footslut in the dota comunity? i say she is the biggets one

why is this "hit image limit asap" meme still going
why did this "hit image limit asap" meme start

just /d2g/ going through their badboys period

Some people have a compulsion to post because they have nothing else to do so they compulsively post images because at least by hitting the image limit, even if they didn't get any (You)s they feel accomplished in contributing to something.

TRAVEL MY BONES

Why is there image limit even?

Another forced meme

>Sing is the best pubstar around and he still can't find a proper team
You think Envy will take him back in?

So it doesn't strain the servers' bandwidth.

WHEN IS THE FUCKING NEW JOURNEY UPDATE?

CAN WE GET MORE INFO THAN JUST FUCKING AUTUMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

I JUST WANT SOME FUCKING SHIT TO HAPPEN I AM SO FUCKING BORED RIGHT NOW WHAT DO I EVEN DO WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET FUCKING ANYTHING TO COMBAT THIS FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS AMOUNT OF BOREDOM


VALVE PLEASE, STOP TEASING SHIT AND TELL US WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO WITH THE NEXT UPDATE.

NEW UI'S?
NEW CLIENT FEATURE SHIT?
NEW PATCH?
NEW HATS?
COMIC?
NEW ESPORTS SHIT?

SPEAKING OF ESPORT SHIT, WHEN IS THE NEXT FUCKING TOURNAMENT JESUS FUCKING CHRISt THREE Is LITERALLY JUST NOTHING RIGHT NOW

WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET UPDATES ON WHAT VALVE ARE GONG TO BE DOING THIS YEAR FOR ESPORTS


PLEASE FUCKING HELL

>tfw 64 (You)s in the last thread
though that's cheating a bit since it counts the 2 (you)s i just typed

i'm getting worried about my own sanity and what dota has done to me. literally every game i tell people to kill themselves in great detail if they play bad or pick some stupid shit. most people in upper 4k range are cunts tho right? right?

Kaipi are legit tier 2, they manhandled Vega who have Iceberg (2), Mag (3) ,and fng (4).

By this post you would think it was this user's first year as a dotard because Valve does this shit every year where they release very little info about future plans and also take like a two week vacation after TI.

>text only posters already complaining in hopes someone will notice their imageless posts
>others already seeing the light and switching to image posting
(You) have no reason not to attach and image fellow coposters

> tfw phone posting
You're all retarded.

Will iceiceice finally stop being a cuck and join a western team?

dat 5k behavior score attitude

Maybe you should just relax the flaming and focus on the game instead of distracting yourself and everyone else with your incipient, vocal diarrhea.

WILL VALVE FINALLY STOP BEINGF A FUCKING MONGOLOID MASECHORIST UFKCING CONTAINMENT VIDEO GAME DEVELOPER AND PLEASE HURRY UP WITH THSI FRUFCKING UPDATE, I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY WAIT TILL LIKE FUCKING EARLY DECEMEBR FOR THIS UPDATE I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO SHOOT UP THE NEXT MAJOR

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>he doesn't post images on an imageboard
I know just the website for you

Get this guy 5 mgs of CBD stat.

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Prove you are not phoneposting and post .PNG images to bully every pajeet with phone since phones can't open up them fast

Is this a post from that other site
You seem a bit too committed to this game, try leaving the basement or something, jeez
anyways, regarding monkey king, valve dont set a date until they're 100% sure they'll release something on time, even then sometimes they dont meet deadlines
Next major will be announced around the roster lock date, most probably its going to be late november

hello fellow portable network graphics poster

You want dead game dead thread, check csgo aka the second most played game in steam general

What was the last hero to recieve the 6.84 dusg treatment?

HOW ABOUT I GIVE VALVE 9 MM OF LEAD NEXT TIME THEY SHOW THEIR FACES IN PUBLIC

OR PERHAPS JUST GO TO VALVE HQ AND DECIDE WHETHER THEIR WORK IS SUFFICIENT ENOUGH FOR THEM TO FUCKING DECIDE NOT TO GIVE ANY INFO ON AN UPDATE HEY SUPPOSEDLY HAVE ALREADY STARTED MONTHS IN ADVANCE

Do not tolerate imageless posters. They are all Redditors.

NO IMAGE
NO REPLY

which gulagian demographic is behind this new imageposting meme?

>not posting superior webms that iCucks can't even see

>people actually browse on phone

the white man of course

who even was this girl?

Why are you so entitled?

Valve already gave us:

>the greatest esports experience of the year with TI6 with the biggest prize pool ever
>released Underlord (which is available right now to all players)
>revealed Monkey King
>are working on the Jugg Arcana which I personally am hyped for
>a totally free to play experience WHY BITCH ABOUT A TOTALLY FREE EXPERIENCE???

I just don't understand, what's the problem? Valve literally owes you nothing and you sperg out with all caps in two threads. How about you just play the game and have fun like the rest of us?

>whites making a memeatic comeback on d2g
based

>mobile and reddit posters have finally been shibbolethed by based imagebros
>despite having shorter post timers they can not compete like the cucks they are

>Applecucks can't view .webms natively

MY

FUCKING

SIDES

WILL NEVER EVER FUCKING RECOVER FROM THIS

I don't know what is and isn't bait anymore

>tfw webms don't work on edge browser

>the undesirable thirdies and phonies of d2g lay shibbolethed and exposed by the new 4chanian meta

>free
yeah i mean they just got 80 millions for it no biggie

STEPS ON HOW TO PROVE YOU ARE NOT A PAJEETPOSTER (phoneposter)

1. LONG POST. You can't write them with a phone at all.

2. PNG files (every phone opens up them slowly) or WEBMS (iCucks can't even see them fucking KEK)

TAKING BACK THIS GENERAL FROM PHONEPOSTERS ONCE AND FOR ALL

>Watch chinese cartoons
>See Zai and iceiceice

>proceeds to post a jpg
Come on now son

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M POSTING IMAGES

BUT I'M POSTING IMAGES

WW@ BASED IMAGEBROS

There is nothing simultaneously as sexy and cute as girl abs.

right here lad check out this digital media, if a picture is worth a thousand words a video must be worth billions, HIGH SPEED COMMUNICATION SHITSKINS CAN'T KEEP UP

Any of them will do senpaitachi, they're just few common pointers for us not on phones in Indian sweatshops

I'M SORTING BY MOTHER FUCKING SIZE GULAG

I'VE NEVER SORTED BY SIZE IN MY LIFE

i raise you girl abs with a little bit of healthy flab covering them

maybe mirana or timbersaw

>after image posting the only logical end is webm posting till image limit
I feel kind of bad for our Aussie shitposting bros though, loading a thread will take them hours.

>no PNG/WEBM.
>short post
Phoneposter FUCK OFF

>he's a textshitter

Fear is so fucking based, can't be more indifferent towards slacks.

Alpha as fuck.

Scrawny beard can't resist.

nice shaman zapp fuckface

now this is a real image

perish the thought

>Aussies will be unable to reference any of the attached digital media

MY

SIDES

I legit love this meme, too bad I'm too lazy to post images.I'll just be content with laughing.

>phonies

impresssive file name brother

Post more enternal autist

>LOOK AT THIS GUY

This is the weirdest shitpost meta i've seen in a while

only rivaled by that autist copying /qa/ threads to /gulag/

Post d2g .webms

>he does not have unlimited bandwidth high speed fiber

WHO /SAD.ZAI/ HERE!?!??!?!

>WHO /SAD.FEAR/ HERE!?!?!?!?

WHO /SAD.ZAI/ HERE!?!??!?!

>WHO /SAD.FEAR/ HERE!?!?!?!?

WHO /SAD.ZAI/ HERE!?!??!?!

>WHO /SAD.FEAR/ HERE!?!?!?!?

WHO /SAD.ZAI/ HERE!?!??!?!

>WHO /SAD.FEAR/ HERE!?!?!?!?

WHO /SAD.ZAI/ HERE!?!??!?!

>WHO /SAD.FEAR/ HERE!?!?!?!?

WHO /SAD.ZAI/ HERE!?!??!?!

>WHO /SAD.FEAR/ HERE!?!?!?!?

WHO /SAD.ZAI/ HERE!?!??!?!

>WHO /SAD.FEAR/ HERE!?!?!?!?

THE FEAR RTZ ZAI CR1T SADBOYS 2.0 IS FUCKING REAL LADS

IMAGEBOARD BROS WW@@@

>posting .gifs
fucking poor attempt

I'd say shadow demon, aghs upgrade noone buys (not saying it's bad, simply that noone buys it), the hero started being picked out of nowhere after several straight buffs, and his function changed, he was mostly picked to be aggressive ganking with mirana/lesh in case bane was banned to being picked for illusion memeing and the occasional chrono saving

DUDE ITS GONNA BE

RTZ
SUMAIL
ZAI
CRIT
FEAR

HOLY FUCK

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I WANT TO MARRY THIS

I have a shit ton of EE fails they always make for a pleasurable viewing experience with my fellow imagebros

>Sharky

>posting my images from largest to smallest

>people getting mad about gifs

>when gifs are way larger filesizes than webms because they are 10000x worse compression

yeah ok 'lag

even when you come up with a p. neat meme you manage to try to ruin it

>90 posts
>64 images
we are dealing with powers we do not understand yet, we're like fucking Columbus sailing the ocean blue boys

>tfw being pudge

Why was this never added into the game?

>only 264 KB
poor form laddie

also posting webms is hard because windows does not show you what a webm is in the file select window

>EE thinks he can just take 4 nobodies and make a successful team like Kaipi of old when everyone was garbage
When will he realize what the real problem is?

youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs

>saving videos in your meme folders

why didn't i name all my webms

now i am forced to only posting descriptive filename webms

>filename