When I was eight or nine my family had stopped at a truck stop somewhere around barstow...

When I was eight or nine my family had stopped at a truck stop somewhere around barstow, where I walked over to a trailerless truck and realized that the fifth wheels there had loads of grease on it. Not understanding what grease was, I ate two or three handfuls of it. I then piled into my dad's new f-body whereupon I started puking up and shitting myself around the state line. As this was before google maps, we ended up driving around for an hour with me shitting all over his car in 120 degree heat until we found a hospital in wonderful Needles. The interior was totally ruined, and I had to get my stomach pumped because I had also managed to swallow a metal bolt. Also when I was 17 I jacked off into the gearshift.

He sold that car yesterday because it couldn't pass a smog test so I've been crying nonstop.

Bro...

what's so special about you? I shit myself half an hour ago I'm 22 faggot.

I've lost the closest thing I've ever had to a girlfriend because of CARB

>He doesn't make it a ritual to bust a phat nut into a new car

wtf m8

>kids that eat what they don't know what something is

is there a more retarded characteristic?

Should have just left the state

This. I mean, tasting a little fingertip's worth I could respect but to visualize a 9 year old kid scarfing down three handfuls is pretty keep-this-critter-on-a-leash tier

I did I live in Reno. But my parents still drove it.

I thought it was berry flavored pudding or something. I like puddin