Would you?

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>tiny windows
>doors up to your ears
>weird swoopy body lines
>obligatory rear wing
>rice stripe
>massive rear bumper for ped saftey
>california phresh hellaflush stance

I THINK I WILL DRAW ALL ARTISTIC INSPIRATION FOR ALL CAR DESIGN FROM THIS PICTURE

Would I what?

Please explain in detail.

Yes
>pic related its my model

Nah, I tried to put my penis inside the rear lights of a 488 GTB and my penis was itchy the whole day.

would you fuck a car? be honest

>you will never gently fuck a miata's tight hot tailpipe while it revs a little and vibrates your cock until you cum all over inside its delicate exhaust systems

fuck my fucking life

exhaust pipe is
>full of hard and grainy dirt
>hard in general
>usually dry
>may even have sharp corners
>may instantly burn your dick

why would you want to stick your dick into that?

no

fat asses are gross

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>clean it out
>inspect for safety
>car on idle

Low test detected

>whats the matter, can`t handle a real car?

Wear a rubber.
It protects you from the grit and provides both lubrication and stimulation.
I don't know about other people's cars, but the very end of my car's system is just pleasantly warm, even when idling.

user could you please tell me about some of your experiences?

>A fucking avenger
Come on now ƒam

>a fucking avenger
yes indeed

Not all that much to speak of, I'm afraid.
I really like my car. Everybody knows the freedom and comfynes of driving along back-roads late at night, with nobody around.
And sometimes one turns in on one of those small, seldom used lumbering or agricultural offshoots of the already barren road just to get out of the car and into the cool air.
So she stands there in the twilight, the sunset/rise playing over the panels, the engine ticks and radiates warming heat through the grille and the sides of the hood into the chilling air, and all you hear is nature all around you.

And so the thought hits me. Why should I masturbate alone tonight, when I could do it with my car instead. It's not that complicated, and a lot more fun, just for the experience.
If one already thinks about or considers these things seriously, there is no reason not to. It might not be all that great or it might be uncomfortable, but when you are already so far down the hole it is a fun experience just to have done it. And like people say "it's just a car" so you don't have any real reason to be ashamed if you shut your mouth about it.

wow user, that's a beautiful picture and beautiful story. thank you so much for sharing.

>American cars
>pigfat
no suprise here

it looks more like a porsche or ferrari logo

Even as a diehard Poopra fan, whenever I see a widebody Supra, even the TRD one, I throw up.

The only widebody that is based is Ridox. Everything else should kill themselves for ruining a nice car.

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Fucking animecucks and their mental illness shit

low test

>implying thickfags are weebs

found the homophobe

Come here bby ill show all my low test on that little tight asshole bby:)

I agree, riced out mk4s are way overdone.

butthurt

>butthurt

Is what your going to feel when i pump that little ass full of cum bby:)

butthurt low test

post your dick, daddy

low test butthurt

Did u like it bby:)

Would suck/10

Stop shaving though, it makes your cock look worse.

low test

Thanks but ok im just going to trim.

low test

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youtube.com/watch?v=yCj_Oy2Aku4

gross

I dont understand the meme where people think fat is anything but disgusting

it's 's new favorite degeneracy

y does someone have to comment about this in every thread

try
titanatelier dot com

mostly militairy vehicles though

>this whole thread

i like cars, but you guys look like ya wanted to take a right turn but forgot you installed a inverted steering wheel.

am I kawaii senpai?

aource in filename

wew lad

and there we go again.

underwhelming for a "longbow" apache

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I like jets better.

You know what I haven't seen lately? A dragons having sex with cars thread.

>the thread below this

Someone has to fix this.

Indeed, a true injustice

eh just went through his furafinnity, 5/10
>except
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Noice commy cunt

Has anyone been successful with installing a fleshlight on their car? Maybe wire it up so it revs the engine as you pound it and detects when you climax and redlines

holy shit user I need this

>page 8
bump

As a 4g owner, what the fuck?

>As a 4g owner
and a FA account owner.

you can't view that shit without being logged in.

I copy pasted the URL into a new window, worked fine
I don't have an FA account

Try it yourself in an incognito tab or something

4g fag here, I just followed the link, I am using clover and chrome opened up the image

>when your tailpipe is too big
:(
End my life

Dat high test car.

masturbating in your car is a fucking good time

>collapsed rear suspension

what a piece of shit m8