/ss13/ - spess spess spess

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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Celt makes promises he can't keep
>oldfag story time
>shitty character creation
>chaplain a best


>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

Other urls found in this thread:

rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7028
youtube.com/watch?v=5MiRt43gVU0
explosm.net/rcg
youtube.com/watch?v=AIF8NLRsJDY
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

first for merge my clown pods

First for last

third for waifus

4th for matroshka ops

2st for my Waifu Ginger Beach

>tfw cluster will never review your PR

>Someone posts this right after I turn on my PC
Why

It's got nothing to do with you turning on your PC though?

>tfw cluster literally rewrite all your shit code while bad-mouthing you

It does it people think I shill myself
You shouldn't shill anyone either

>caring about what people think

>"my Waifu isn't a slut"

AM I DOING IT RIGHT???

rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator

me on the left

spooky

>glasses, goggles, and goggles on head
Who the fuck needs three (3) sets of eyegear?

average_RPer.jpg

who

...

the hero we need

>log in
>Who
>Sandy_Sand
>log out

>log in
>Adminwho
>grief
>log out

>log in
>Who
>Sandy_Sand
>blush
>join game
>hope they notice me

Based on yesterday's poll the 8 finalists, this time only one vote per person.


www.strawpoll.me/11114720

>only one vote per person

We've been using proxies from the start to get votes in
What differance does it make?

Yeah, I wondered why yesterday there was 6 votes instantly for sue bowchief then afterwards no more came in.

really mommi? stealing my dog?

Because you do

>not being in any waifu lists
>not being in any shitter list
feelsgoodman.jpg

also, default skin for secborgs when?

mommi law two sit still and open your cover

*buzz

assdad you triple shitter, that was at the end of last year.
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7028

You were specifically told to not do it, this way and the foam way.

You can't make an omelette without sucking a few dicks

youtube.com/watch?v=5MiRt43gVU0

How did a 2 hour video of an autistic esoteric game get 150,000+ views?

Is this correct?

How good a job is in this game is subjective.

go away badmin

SEO

Reddit
Snowballing because some streamer fag mentioned ss13, and people rush to the most viewed video

That's how it usually goes

It isn't

Can I take out an AI's mmi,take the brain out, put it in a monkey man and absorb it in dorms?

>tfw on the admins list

Why would it let itself be revived?

...

>Cargo
>Bad tier
How to spot a shitter who doesn't know how to have fun.

Memes

Maybe because not everyone is a faggot that gets pissy and goes catatonic when something is not going their way.

>wanting to help every newfag that gets sent to cargo to stay out of the way

It's cool being teacher for a while
But it gets fucking old

I would rather not help you so no I wouldn't allow myself to get revived

bitch baby detected

This is why we don't have abductors

absorb people the real way scrub

Help

I can't decide whether I should be trying to port hardsuits/glocks/wizards/drinks/advanced sec weapons/cyber-limbs to Veeky Forumscode

or port cancer/mancrowaves/resprite blobs for Polaris code

explosm.net/rcg
Make a random comic.
Keep it spess related.

>recycling /v/ threads

Is /ss13g/ truely dead?

>>>/reddit/

...

Superior reddit comic thread here

You'd rather i shitter juice grab and absorb someone in maint instead of doing a grand heist to steal the most secure entity to meme in dorms?

Yes
Don't lower yourself to memes for christs sake

>Breaking in to the AI, stealing the brain and putting it into a monkey
>Not the real way

End discussion

>clown
>mime
>bad
>>>/bay/

they are bad jobs that shouldnt exist, they are only used to griff

>borg
>given a law that essentially boils down to KILL EVERYONE
>kill a few people
>blown, carried around by scientist
>don't really feel like telling them who did it
>ask for them to put me in a body, with their UI+UE
>they actually do it, the absolute madwoman
>try to help out, find the detective's almost all-access ID
>in casual conversation with the science team
>they ask me who did it and I tell them
>he walks in 2 seconds later and I hug him
comedy gold

>be MoMMI
>get gifted a ghost burger from based gods
>decide not to build R-UST, gonna build a burn chamber shrine for my new ghost burger
>see CE trying to plasma flood, understand what's up
>he gets close, too close
>run away into my half built shrine
>locked in a 1x1 tile in a screwdriver war with the CE
>pray for help from burger god
>turns me into a flying burger
>haunt the CE and fly around at light speed spamming pings and buzzes
>eventually get put back in my MoMMI body and escape on the shuttle with the ghost burger

Praise the burger god.

PS. Sorry for ruining your plasma flood CE, I was gonna hook it back up again after I set up my pump but I got spooked when you came close.

Clowns and mimes greatly entertain me in whatever they do, which is exactly their purpose.

You don't belong here, mosey on over yonder.

go fuck yourself

>screwdriver war
expand on this

probably CE unscrewing and MoMMI rescrewing windows while the MoMMI was in its 1x1 burn chamber

RD in CE armor here.
He put himself in a 1x1 glass cage, so we both spammed the shit with the screwdriver.
I didn't even want to emag him at that point, i just wanted to hear the CHKCHKCKHCKHKCHCKHCHKCHK

...

Good morning fellow spacefriends, how are you all~?

here we go

Good morning Whorena.

We're discussing sec glocks and whatnot again.

Have a look at the github!

But it's afternoon in Britistan.

Accurate.

My Morena detector is working perfectly.

Ashley was made to be fucked

youtube.com/watch?v=AIF8NLRsJDY on emagged jukebox VVHEN

Got a link to it user?

I'm not Morena, but I am her boyfriend :3

I don't care I was talking about ashley

Get the mp3 with artist, album, etc., and mail it to pomf

I just woke up what is going on
t. morena

A vampire just bit me.

We were talking about how you and I are to be married and we're in love, right?

I don't know who you are
No she is not ashley is pure and innocent like me

Its me your boyfriend

IT'S ME, AUSTIN!

AWWW SON OF A BITCH
no you aren't

I want Julia to use their drills to give me a handjob

Yes, yes I am. I've spoken to you many times so we're dating now okay? Come on Morrie don't be rude.

You can stop posting now you're weirding me out
No chance, don't touch the hair

>tfw no Morrie show
(You) ARE THE FATHER!

>morrie
>mori
Beware

>has erped with 6 different people
>somebody saying they're her boyfriend as a joke weirds then out.


Hmmm.. really makes you think huh

Six? I haven't even with one.
I don't get it
If the '6' user is right it would be quite a show.

>Strawberrytan
>JeanVoerman
>Dizor
>Chris "MrPain666" Smithyman
>Intigracy
>Ghlor

I count six shots nigger