Last Thread: Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station: >Celt makes promises he can't keep >oldfag story time >shitty character creation >chaplain a best
You'd rather i shitter juice grab and absorb someone in maint instead of doing a grand heist to steal the most secure entity to meme in dorms?
Mason Powell
Yes Don't lower yourself to memes for christs sake
Samuel Myers
>Breaking in to the AI, stealing the brain and putting it into a monkey >Not the real way
Grayson Cook
End discussion
Cooper Ortiz
>clown >mime >bad >>>/bay/
Anthony Moore
they are bad jobs that shouldnt exist, they are only used to griff
Jack Moore
>borg >given a law that essentially boils down to KILL EVERYONE >kill a few people >blown, carried around by scientist >don't really feel like telling them who did it >ask for them to put me in a body, with their UI+UE >they actually do it, the absolute madwoman >try to help out, find the detective's almost all-access ID >in casual conversation with the science team >they ask me who did it and I tell them >he walks in 2 seconds later and I hug him comedy gold
Ryan Peterson
>be MoMMI >get gifted a ghost burger from based gods >decide not to build R-UST, gonna build a burn chamber shrine for my new ghost burger >see CE trying to plasma flood, understand what's up >he gets close, too close >run away into my half built shrine >locked in a 1x1 tile in a screwdriver war with the CE >pray for help from burger god >turns me into a flying burger >haunt the CE and fly around at light speed spamming pings and buzzes >eventually get put back in my MoMMI body and escape on the shuttle with the ghost burger
Praise the burger god.
PS. Sorry for ruining your plasma flood CE, I was gonna hook it back up again after I set up my pump but I got spooked when you came close.
Luke Sanchez
Clowns and mimes greatly entertain me in whatever they do, which is exactly their purpose.
You don't belong here, mosey on over yonder.
Jonathan Hall
go fuck yourself
Nathan Howard
>screwdriver war expand on this
Christopher Scott
probably CE unscrewing and MoMMI rescrewing windows while the MoMMI was in its 1x1 burn chamber
Zachary Roberts
RD in CE armor here. He put himself in a 1x1 glass cage, so we both spammed the shit with the screwdriver. I didn't even want to emag him at that point, i just wanted to hear the CHKCHKCKHCKHKCHCKHCHKCHK
Hudson Diaz
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Easton Fisher
Good morning fellow spacefriends, how are you all~?