/dat/

DICKS AND DRAMA

Lads, why don't we start up an import dealership? Sell shit like P-plate legal Skylines and obscure Jap crap?

>Madskid Imports

Picked up the rental god it's shit 2015 craprola cvt so bad I want to die

I swear I saw you at coffs maccas the other day. 2pm-2:30pm ish Friday I think.

>owning a ford festiva
>being male
top kek

shitposter is probably the one that stayed inside mommy's house because he's too scared of social real life interaction

i bet he owns a falcon and saw the photo from the lexcen meet. why are holden people such assholes?

no fuck i mean ford people are assholes.

>owning a ford festiva, period

*fixed

What if I own a Festiva ST?

There was a performance trim?

Yeah, there wasn't. He's intellectually disabled.

If you count the 1.5 litre engine as a "performance trim", sure.

Seems he confused the Fiesta ST with the Festiva.

Perth meet when

Lol yeah Friday I was in coffs that's funny as but I wasn't at maccers ya cuuunt

If it's any bonus the guy did have an impressive set of moobs.

Why don't you try organise one instead of always asking

This, don't be a lazy cunt and do it yourself.

It's not hard.

How can i make this sound gooder

Why is there a little exhaust thingy inside the exhaust, it looks like it's just there to make it quiet why would someone do this

Perth meet: July 3rd @ 1pm Dampier Park
Kallaroo

-31.785929, 115.744134

[No Lexcens allowed]

Quiet = good.

Lop off half the exhaust system and fit some appropriately sized drainpipe if you want more noise.

but muuhhh performance

it's usually reasonably safe to assume that i can just weld some pipe together to match a new engine when i do the swap yeah?

>[No Lexcens allowed]
top kek. but lets do this guys, lets have a perth meet at last!
but no lexcens.

Depends.

Taking the mufflers out of your exhaust won't do shit for power, it'll just make it stupid loud.

Even if you did a full exhaust, "true" cold air intake and a tune you wouldn't see more than a couple of horsepower up top.

Might sound "better" but it won't do shit for performance by itself.

>tfw used to live in padbury
>tfw used to work at whitfords

Not going to bother with intakes because i've heard that the toyota stock airboxes are perfectly fine, maybe after the engine swap i'll consider it (and a new bonnet because space is fleeting)

Guess it's engine first followed by exhaust, will shitpost the results

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What mods can I do to my commiedore to attract the bogan babes?

Chevrolet badges
Rust
Wog blades
Wool seat covers

>wool seat covers
This is a commie, not a 90's falcon

Have some class cunt

>Commodore
>class

Chevvy badge
Tasteless color scheme
Chromies
Milo tin

The lebbo shitbags near my area do exactly this to commodores. Worst offender would be this VE Omega I see daily with wogblades, HSV front bar without fog lights fitted, random chromeshit stuck to everything, and a de-baffled exhaust from an SS fitted to the v6 auto.

Got any photos from that? Wish I could have been there but since I'm in the USA right now I did Yosemite instead.

Exhaust and intake are "supporting mods" in the same way an intercooler on a turbo car is a supporting mod.

Maybe talk to an exhaust shop about what's appropriate for your project.

SSV or HSV mags on the front, stockies on the back, cut SSSSSSL Kings springs, Aussie flag wrapped bonnet and/or roof, tinted tails, no exhaust system etc

>The lebbo shitbags near my area do exactly this to commodores. Worst offender would be this VE Omega I see daily with wogblades, HSV front bar without fog lights fitted, random chromeshit stuck to everything, and a de-baffled exhaust from an SS fitted to the v6 auto.

Actually that sounds pretty good, tbqh

Don't forget to add to that list 'spray painting any piece of the interior that can be easily removed'.

It looks and sounds far worse in person because it was pretty poorly executed. No matter how fast they can try to make it look, you can't hide from the fact that a VE with a 3L will probably lose out in a drag to a VN.

Sheeeet joondalup?

Further south, pretty please

I was thinking of spray painting the beige pieces black to match the rest and because they are scratched to fuck, does that count?

Look what I bought today, /dat/ :)

$3000 cash, not on the road yet obviously have to do some repairs, should be all cosmetic.

We've seen this already mate, it's an old as fuck shitpost.

Here's you're (You).

Wrong pic, sorry guys, this is the new one.

No. But thanks for trying.

I will come up with something better and try again

fuck yes cunt, post skid vid

Alright cunts, time for the weekly hypothetical.

What would your bogan chick-magnet be and how would it be done up?

Fuck car, I'd just offer her a quarter of my goon sack

Bogans, m8. Not abos. Gonna have to do better than a goon sack to beat Habib and his hectic straight piped V6 VE.

>no mention of boomerang
What?

Also has anyone ever done a didgeridoo exhaust pipe?

Some guy in the /dbt/ put one on his CB400SF

When you think about it,

>music stick
>stick thrower
>throwing stick

Abo boomerangs didn't even come back apparently.

>476 STD

That's how many times that slut has caught the clap

Funny for a guy whose willy has only ever been inside his mum as he slid out of her pussy.

I'd still plug it. No regrets.

youtube.com/watch?v=beyIA4ol6DE

>hollowing the didgiedoo with termites then taking all the credit

Turbo sigma m8

How long can the average man survive on kebabs and other take out?

It just dawned on me that when I eventually move out of my mums attic that I'll have to cook, and all I can cook is steak and shitty pasta

If you live with me, you can have whatever you want, whenever you want :)

>survive on kebabs and other take out
You shall be nicknamed onefiddy, as that what you will end up weighing.

But if you can cook steak well, that's a start. Everything else is pretty easy.

>White POS VZ alloytec with sv6 kit
>Exhaust
>Bonnet Guages
>subs
>22" Black rims
>Lowered and illegal tints of course

Oh wait, thats my car, silly me

I can cook it all right, never really tried making anything else

You better fit my macros, I can't lift on pure carbs

2 rules in my house

1- no clothes on in the house
2- no doors on ANY rooms in the house

Free rent other than that.

fuck off fagskin

cooking is easy, it's buying all the fucking ingredients that's a cunt

Ave a go then ya cun't, cooking is easy.

You don't think that is a good deal? FREE. RENT.

It's not FREEEEEE when you want sex for it.

Not sex, I didn't say sex. You just have to walk around in the house naked and no doors on any rooms. Small price to pay. You don't even have to get hard lol just walk around while I admire your soft willy and boipucci.

I wouldn't even consider this if I was homeless and starving to death

Lol sucks when that person gets diarrhea or the protein shit/farts.
Can't get away from the stink

I'm into scat :)

Nah m8, I like clothes. They feel comfy.

You don't like people seeing you naked?

Where are you meant to look for a quick root besides tinder? Want me some milf

grindr is usually alright

>Want me some milf
Local pub/rsl in the pokies m8, hooked up with heaps of slutty milfs in those places.

I don't care, comfort is paramount

Are you quite small when flaccid?

Can you ausfags help me out, I can't find that green text of the dude that insults the US general

Nope
More of a shower

What size are we talking about?

7.5

While flaccid?

>driving to mullaloo
yeah nah
Ya mullaloozer

>Tfw finally replace window washer pump and new jets

...

But what wheels did the Falcon the picture was taken out of have?

fuggg that actually looks good and appreciate their effort on front bumper + colour matching the blades.

Do want