Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>Veeky Forums turning into /r9k/ again

We all know how the story goes. Yes, you can be confident and yes, girls are into getting laid, but if there are more attractive men available to them, you're fucked unless you lower your standards.

No need to discuss this.

Hey, isn't that user over there

I heard he's been playing Dota for YEARS and STILL can't play Meepo

What a total loser

shittery won't even break 40%

that's why gay folk have their own social gatherings dumbass, just put a red hankerchief on your left pocket and walk into a gay bar.

NO ITS NOT. I ALWAYS MANAGE TO GET THE GIRL NAKED AND KINKY BUT WHENEVER I SHOW MY DICK THEY SMIRK AND EVEN IF I JOKE ABOUT IT THEY GO "OH SHIT ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH user I GOTTAGO"

>there are people in here with 5inch dicks or less

>that Chinese purge.
lel.

W-where do i find 40 single (meaning with ne boyfriend nearby) girls in one night? Should i approach two girls, which are obviously friends, or not?
H-help me gulag

How big is it?

I have a small one, but that has NEVER happened

turn the lights off and always go down on her first

I know it is but I'm gay so it's easier

>tfw black
>tfw small dick

at least i'm 5k

>EE Invoker

How is he so bad at this hero? He keeps fucking up combos, never change his item build, and I've never seen him use ice wall during these couple days

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Are you guys ready for Kaipi vs Escape?
I know I'm not.

5 inches as I said I'm a grower and not a shower
I want to feel a mouth in my dick so its hard to do that with the lights off

>tfw white
>tfw big dick
and 5k

post ''''''under'''''lord pic please

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5 inches is not small

Just finger her first, she won't care

nice try white boi

>its hard to do that with the lights off

no it's not.

>i want to feel a mouth in my dick
user no thats not how you sex

>thread on r/lol about how to make the game better
>half the posts are "do X like dota does"
>riot employee appears but only replies to a few posts that don't mention dota

I didn't believe it when someone said LoL is dying but holy jeebus that looks like a convention of depressed pessimists on suicide watch

i wish to cuddle with aiushtha and enjoy her delicious farts

youtube.com/watch?v=RMJsqXzz5zs

i bet they smell like freshly baked bread and sunshine

China just dropped fucking everyone. Like, every team not named wings has dropped at least half if not all of their roster.

hai hai!~ akari nee-chan ^^

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>tfw white
>tfw big dick
>tfw 4.5k

Obviously.
Anything that isn't #1 is a failure.

>be newfag enough to not know this happens every year in china
>be slow enough to posts something from hours ago

I feel sorry for your parents.

She can't suck you with the lights off?

What kind of retards are you dating?

what the FCUK man ?

Hi hi.. How are you?

GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. *HOLDS UP BOLTER* MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

- BATTLE BROTHER -

oh fuck its arma

Who did you think it was? Lol

Big Dick is not so cool too...
My dick is pretty big and pumping blood to the best hard shape requires a lot of heart work and sometimes it makes me a bit dizzy...

A good succ from a qt makes me feel better tho.

We predict who will pay Wings squad gorillion dollaridos to play for their team , pic related is mine

i knew it was u
lolol u really got big dick? im not gay btw ;pp

>going to league of legends reddit
what the fuck is this thread coming to

New hero :

Mampuji , The Schmffrmeffuffin

Str, meele

Skill 1 : Spitrify

Spits on the target, turning him into a stone.
If the target didn't die during the duration, he will recover all the damage taken.

Cast Range : 400/700/1000/1300
Duration : 4

Cooldown : 14/12/10/8

Skill 2 : Demon Swing

Equips demon blade and swings in demonic manner. It does nothing but if an enemy attacks you, the sword will break and will replace the attacking enemy's active abilities into Demon Swing for a certain duration.
The only way to get his abilities back is by casting this himself and getting attacked by any unit with abilities or waiting the duration or finishing the channel.

Debuff Channel time : 3/4/5/6
Duration : 5/10/15/20

Cooldown : 16

Skill 3 : Recasting
Refreshes his mind and replaces this ability slot with last ability he used.

Cooldown : 10
Manacost : 225/150/75/0

Skill 4 : Hell Blitz
Sends out a dark sphere in a straight line, made to shatter a foe.

Range : 1000/1100/1200
Damage : 230/360/490
Spitrified Damage : 460/720/980

Cooldown : 7

rate pls

>midas a creep Pit Lord is rifting to

This didn't happen last year. A lot of the players being dropped have been on these teams for a while
>eleven, chicken and lanm gone from ehome
>ferrari gone from ig
>no maybe or xiao8 in lgd
>hao and mu gone from newbee
>Q ejected from cdec
>dropping fy
Why would they do this

believe it or not the internet has this amazing thing where people can share links, and most people has a few retarded friends, of course that doesn't apply to friendless neets like yourself.

>Come home from camping
>Apparently rushing to image limit and starting new threads is a thing now

Are we be raided while we sit in the post-shuffle purgatory of no good Esports?

Yes it is

remember when you had to join a fraternity to make up with people as many as this

praise the internet, frats are ded

>having this
>you will never be taken to the base
I feel bad for you son

post the thread link
i want all leage baby tears

>3 standins on kaipi
I have a dream

>being a subhuman phoneposter, a pathetic redditor without any images saved on his Personal Computer (preferably running GNU/Linux) or even worse, both of the above at once

Its not that big that its a monstrosity or anything similar to it but its big enough for someone to feel it afterwards for a while after im done with them

looks like it's squishy like foam.

>People are talking about cocks and dicks

MODS?
MOM?
FUCKING HELP

where is singsing >.

>DOTA 2 has degenerated so much in skill ceiling and level that Drow first pick is now viable when it was laughed out previously due to immense weaknesses in it

??!?!

à friend who plays league of legends is not a friend

>I'm retarded, the post

imo its the bailout items

this is true thought.
Pit Lord + Drow combo killed this patch.

Then lower your fucking standard you piece of shit. You really expect that you are in no need to do so?

>Pi
stopped reading

Why do you care btw?

STOP PICKING MIRANA IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY HER REEEEEEEEEEEE

And you, you insecure son of a bitch, grow a pair, smirk back and show her that size doesnt matter

t. retarded 3k shitter

there are people who can't play neumirana? literally how

wca quals

THIS THREAD WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 10 MINUTES

ALL PERSONNEL MUST EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

REPEAT
ALL PERSONNEL MUST EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

just asking lol

ee shutting this sd's banter DOWN

What are some steps I can take to avoid tilting?

>no huge titty hero
Why live?

>he's a filthy text poster

mute chat
just do it and dont type

when you actually think in how many games the shit you read from your allies actually helps you win the game you will come to the conclusion that it literally never happens

they might say a thing or two of value, but it will be followed by flame and arguing
and even if you think it doesnt affect you it does

it also works for raising GBP which increase the quality of games

Don't play the game.

It's been shitted upon for 6 patches straight.

>tfw

Should I just stop trying with WR?

i literally forgot spectre is a hero lmao
and she was op like 2 weeks ago ro soemthshit

Thisisbob comic

We have been eating Icefrog shit a long time

blizzdrone your grammar is slipping

Ok then

Post yfw you didn't fell for the dota 2 meme.

I don't even play games anymore, couldn't care less about your gaymur wars.

The fact is that dota is pretty much babby's 1st moba now, they've buffed literally everything into a 5man shitfest since every hero has solo kill potential now.

>all these filthy mobile text posters
amazing Americans wake up and the thread goes full reddit why am I not surprised

I fucking hate the fact that getting matched with decent, English speaking teammates is now akin to winning the lottery while being struck by two different lightning bolts. What a joke of a MM system

Spectre was only OP because 99% of players can't fathom ending the game before the enemy hard carry is 6 slotted. In the era of Drow+Venge aura deathballing, where players actually can fathom it, farming is the losing mans game

It's a really situational mid, decent against 4p1, but you probably pick her offlane, so you should kill yourself familia.

>most praised patch ever
>BAAAAAW BAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

loving every second :^)

6 decides

rtz strim in 2 days boys

Even reddit is finally waking up to Valve's shit engine.

Remember when people laughed at SCII engine for being bad? Source 2 is a fucking travesty. I'm fine with shit cosmetics and stuff because I don't buy them and they aren't part of the core game, but honestly how can you excuse a shitty engine that eats inputs if you execute commands to fast and has constant memory leaks and huge fps issues?

reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/50amjy/give_us_a_performance_patch_pls/