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based pikkol

What Wilderness Insurance Provider does pikols have?

Why shouldnt i go play real scape?

Why shouldnt i just go outside?

there isn't one, go there, they need you

>not using Wiggin's Wilderness Watch Services

For Mango

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wat gaem

Dat Boi Adventures

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buying coal
pm me in game
-Juice

reminder that Juice and Rofl are EMBARGOED for HYPERINFLATION of goods

ask pickles to make you an iron man wittle baby wah wah

ROASTED

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BUYING: third-age platebody, zammy wines, water-filled vials.

SELLING: dragon darts, raw monks/sharks, ranging/magic/antifire potions.

TRADING: potions for their secondaries - namely sara brew, ranging, magic, antifire, and super restore.

PM me if interested. Will match anyone buying the same items.

where does it lead?

you're mums hous

kek

>tfw Lucien wants to trim my staff of armadyl

reminder to train agility and not be a str pure

buying item
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Bump, also selling a zamorak stole/guthix plateskirt/rune kite h4/guthix crozier.

what did zamorak crozier

Hey yall if you see the A Sloth npc roaming around vscape please do not kill it. It doesnt respawn and it was very expensive. Thanks friendos. - A Sloth

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I killed it. - Sloths

I swear if I ever see you ingame I'm going to massacre you. - A Sloth

post music now!!!!!1111

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reminder key halves are 200k each

if you're juice

what if I am?

then key halves are 200k ea

what if i'm not?

>no one wants to buy these

your nose hangs lower than your dick does, starlight

when will inflating prices become a bannable offence?

Tired of candyasss inflating prices? Wish their roody poo moms aborted them desu? Well then senpai do I have a solution for you. Vote for A Sloth in the upcoming Vscape player moderator elections. I'll make sure they never inflate prices ever again.

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What exactly is the point of hoarding glories?

They don't give crafting xp, so why would you do this? Runecrafting I guess? Since when are they 200k+ each and why?

Just jew things lad. Back the embargo.

Selling: antifire potions, super restores, ranging pots, zammy pg 4, dsq, dh axe, torags hammers, ahrims top, sara chaps coif vambs, 1.2k rune javelins, 17k iron knives, 30k mith bolts, 1k bloods, 750 deaths, 6.7k rune arrows

Buying: dbones, dhides, gems, ores and bars

Also selling 3 kay halves and 29 glories at Juice prices.

>kay halves
>kay

you fuckin dumb lol?

anyone know how many steels wtfmaster killed for a visage

For Chucko

secret doors

delete it okay

Chuckus on the left

why the fuck is there a frog here?

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>at Unclechuckus house party
>everyone drunk off dat apple cider
>dancing with Hypercrisis
>his booty keeps grinding against my lower genitals
>blushing like crazy
>accidentally drop my discontinued teleport tablets(tm) on the floor
>there's no escaping this now
>derek turns around and pulls me in for a kiss
>I kiss Hypercrisis on the lips
>my genitals are now hard
>derek takes notice of my newfound erection
>he grabs my hand and takes me to another room
>he leads me up a flight of stairs
>as I walk behind him I watch his perfectly shaped squat ass concealed in his silk leggings waddle up the stairs
>*gulp*
>we enter a bedroom and he shuts the door behind me
>derek suplexes me onto the bed before beginning to unzip my dick
>"daddy pls someone might catch us"
>he says its k because demboyz is kill
>good
>derek reveals my penis before him
>he tips his greem boater
>daddy engulfs the head of my rod into her mouth
>I can feel him working his tongue around my shaft inside him
>the sensation is surreal
>I feint

bump

never played runescape but the shitposting in here is absolutely top

it's pickles watching you exploit

thnx senpai, we try

you should see the shitstorms ingame

>no one wants to buy these

> green boater
> hypercrisis not fresh

faggots just all blend together after a while

>no one wants to buy these
>i spent 3 days in global looking for a glory with any amount of charges (even zero) or even an unechanted dstone neck or even a raw dstone
>on the 3rd day some kike finally messages me and offers to sell me a raw dstone for 750k or a charged glory for 1m

That's why nobody wants to buy them you fucking kike rat bastards

Welcome to the /v/scape buy and sell game. Enjoy getting jewed and memed on for anything you need while realizing it would be better just to be an unofficial ironman

panic?

looking to clean this up. what should i get rid of next?

I don't know what the fuck are you talking about guys, I never have any trouble buying anything I need. It's your fault you are poor and can't afford nice items.

::panic

all of tab 1,2,4,6,9

> jewed and memed on for anything you need

It's not anything else, its ONLY things to do with dstones. Fucking furies are only slightly more expensive than glories. It's like you're paying 100k for the stats and 1m for the teleport use.

Totally this. Having autistic as fuck price gouging for 1 amulet is stupid, but aside from that the server economy seems wonderful. People even give out free gear in the shitter tiers to get you started. The only thing that actually sucks other than this De Beers-tier exploitation of the dragonstone market is the fact that nobody autistically farms/bots air rune crafting.

Tfw I watch all the kikery in yell and it dissuades me from trying to trade, but then randomly some folk I meet are really nice and have given me things I need for free like a rune scim, rune pickaxe, crafted shit for me for no charge, and given me good deals on things like WP++ and rune set.

sell me that ddp please

we are the real d/c heroes

pics or names or it didn't happen, I've bought 20 ammies in the last week for 150-200k

am I the only one who can't connect?

can't connect either

can someone message an admin, preferably odel on steam?
The highscores are up but the server isn't so that means Odel should be able to turn it back on manually.

I'd do it myself but I haven't downloaded steam on my new computer yet

server is back up

Alternatively I don't sell any of my glory stack, I was shutting down starlight's teeny stack by memeing on him. Also sounds to me like you need to sit down and kill a few monsters for a couple of key halves friend, I guarantee you people will make you a glory if you hand them the stone (including me).

get a quest cape and dump all of those keys, remove the random stacks of bones, newcomer map, slayer shit you will never use, that lantern shit you will never use, basically everything in tab 2, fur, useless bolt tips, basically all of tab 8's seeds, and reorganize tab 4 so it doesnt look so shit past the addy armor

Newfag here. Tried looking on the wiki, are uncut gems things I can only get from mining? Found a sapphire, wondering if higher level minerals will give me better chances at grabbin' more.

you can thieve, mine gem rocks, monsters drop them. higher level rocks have the same chance to get gems

Do the shilo village quest, you get access to the gem rock that always give you a gem when you mine them.

fresh of the meme press

Would any background friends like to make this into one please?

chat or inv?

inventory please

Post listenings
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Thank you

Dont drink and drive. unless you want a challenge

>get clue scroll
>"dig behind grand tree near mushrooms"
>k
>dig up another clue
>"dig behind grand tree near mushrooms"
>dig in exactly the same place
>another casket
thanks... I guess

Is this the strongest character of all time?

Tfw the only man who makes backgrounds for the client