/@/ - The iDOLM@STER General

Please release her.

Semen.

Leave child idols alone you fucking freaks.

Why?

Fairies should be free.

Rape love.

That's an octopus, not a fairy.

Oh I'll leave then alone alright

When will Karen reach her ultimate form?

Say something about this idol.

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When is SS getting solo version of group songs that aren't Onegai Cinderella?

When Scamco remembers that solo ver. are a thing.

I think the last Onegai solo we got was Haruna's

Every day until Chiaki gets a voice.

For real? That was long time ago

Minami is my onee-chan.

She's a big girl.

She is my wife.

It's so good to see my wife's best friend found a husband. Enjoy your marriage and the excellent cuddling the goes along with it.

None of the idols are you wife. Stop being delusional and grow up.

ALL of the idols are my wives.

???

You can't deny our love.

She doesn't love you, and you can't prove me wrong.

My wife is definitely my wife and you can't change that.

My idol is my wife. Deal with it.

Wrong.

I win.

Cheese.

I don't even understand what you are trying to say.

Chie you get headpats

And you can't prove that she doesn't love him.

You shouldn't just lie to people like that, user.

she isn't my wife, yet.
too young for that.

>None of the idols are you wife.
This is some /a/-level "you're waifu" bullshit, huh?

This man speaks the truth.
The idols are actually your husbands, nerds. Get over it.

Need more sipping idols. Post more sipping idols.

Non-lewd activities with Shiho.

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These idols aren't even real.

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Serika is cute.

You're not even real; you're a bot, and I bet you don't even have the sentience to realize this.

Stop munching on my wife's head, Afuu.

She can't help that she loves dick.

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Wakaba a cute.

Being pretentious with Asuka.

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What does it say?

What the actual fuck does Michiru do with all those carbs? Does she literally run the C1 route to get to where she needs to in Tokyo or something?

it goes somewhere

Adorable loving wife.

Shiki is my owner.

Who is your wife?

I want to steal Mami's spats.

They disappear in the black hole of her esophagus.

where is the pack with the puchiderellas?

youtube.com/watch?v=iE7TN7uHkik

ACM FOREVER

No deepthroating the bread idol then, unless you want to become a eunuch.

It might be a wormhole. Someone has to test this theory first, however.

>ACM
>Azusa Chihaya Makoto
Real original naming they have going on

IS THIS SARCASM
HUH

ANSWER ME

Mizuki wants to join LMBG and sing Hi-FiDays.

Mika too

Yeah it's sarcasm.
ACM should've been called Two Boys and the Sex Appeal

Chihaya doesn't have that much sex appeal.

Yeah!

>deepthroating something that looks like a D-movie horror film creature that would eat your face off
I do not volunteer.

I will kiss Airi.

I was talking about Miss Titties.

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As I said, Chihaya doesn't have that much sex appeal.

No, I'm talking about the one with blue hair.

Exactly.

I'm glad we were able to come to an agreement.

Is Kaede too poor to afford socks?

Hey girl, I've got a Ding Dong to give and a Sno Ball to share.

You know, Hostess snack cakes for the hostess...

Ami is my favorite Futami.

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No, it's because she knows I like to massage her feet after a long day's work of idoling.

What the fuck.

I like how she's better than Mami

Yo knees gurl

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We know, Asuka.

Gonna be a dork with Ranko.

I am not Asuka, I am Shiki's pet who she treats real nice.