Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Does Blizzard regrets publishing shitty games with forced meme esport scene instead of buying icefrog when they had the chance?

>Three chests
>Get fucking nothing

These are limited so they'll do jackshit to overall prices.

Valve ALMOST did something good for once.

no esports are going on, no new patch, and every other pro team has disbanded
there's nothing to fucking talk about beyond trench shitposting

Their forced esports is just part of the marketing budget. If it wasn't netting them money they wouldn't do it.

what did she mean by this?

>and every other pro team has disbanded

Huh?

What? Why?

M A T C H M A K I N G S U C K S

>implying dota wouldn't be better under blizzard
fuck off, i bet you also think slardar looks good

Why are they always trying to get attention by showing their cleavage?

holy shit i got three immortal treasure 1's what the fuck

no one to blame but ourselves honestly

You new to Dota esports or something?

It's almost a tradition for teams to implode immediately after every international for really no reason at all

completely expected. you can't force 5 monkeys to play a team strategy and accomplish someting

>David Kim balancing Dota
No thanks

all the china orgs dropped all their players at once, EG and [A] are kill, OG lost their only good players, the list goes on

>tfw fought off my degenerate gambling tendencies and sold the benefactor chests

feels good man

>why are they looking for attention in literally the only way possible?

>394 MMR.

How does one get this kind of MMR? Do they have to work for it?

Why valve won't just create server somewhere around moscow to keep at least some % of russians away from eu west

Yeah, but not at this level

But....why? What the fuck is happening?

Aiushtha needs a bottle charge or two!
vocaroo.com/i/s1Sacq8onvLg

I imagine that everyone under 2k is actually a quadriplegic playing dota by blowing into a straw

not just her cleavage
look a bit closer my man

What fucking level are you talking about?

Really makes me think...

What the fuck is it?

lewd

there have been at least 6 threads in the last 24 hours.

Don't worry we aren't dead whatsoever

also imageposting

Holy shit this picture fucked with me until I realized it's correct.

Give me a hint, I don't see it

we need a new one of these for Mirana+riki+timber meta that was TI6

twitter.com/wykrhm/status/770652825466515457

You forgot the newest one

Sniper/Jugg/Troll meta was still the worst imo

Yeah, because HotS is SUCH a huge success!!

I think this is what he's referring to

Just randomed Ursa. Never played him before but he seems pretty good. Helped me find out that Roshan keeps giving Cheese after the third kill on him.

He's probably referring to her giant pancake areolas

>"trust of the benefactor"

>making a gamble chest with every common or rare set in the game with something like 0.0000000001% chance at something worth more than $10

>"we trust you to open this chest goyim :^)"

fuck you valve

>absolutely no edits to the name or anything like the rest of them
>no timber

yeah I'm gonna have to make one for 6.88 before it dies.

Saving Fucking Retards is still the best out of all of these
can you guys even into female anatomy? that isn't where nipples are.

what if new CD tournament

am I falling for it?

You're the hero we need user

I believe in you

Isn't that way too up?

I'm pretty sure the average browser of this thread has never actually seen a real live nipple on a human female before, user

Don't look at my profile.

Earlier today I complained about 8/10 people speaking Spanish on USE ranked 4.5k.

Just played another game where at least 6 people were Spanish speaker. The other 3 didn't talk. Really love this game right now.

>people are buying and selling to profit maybe 4-5 shekels per sale

holy shit what is wrong with you people

all memes aside people who think trump is a good choice is delusional
i hate "lets vote for lesser retard" politics

>queueing on Peru North and complaining about perus
wow user how could you possibly solve this conundrum?

sold one for 3.5 euros and opened the other two.
two fucking shit drow sets. nice one.

oooh I know, I know
is it EUW?

Don't play Dota if you're prejudiced towards Hispanics.

It was decent when I played in the past.

...

>is it EUW?
I mean sure, if you like playing with Russians.

I found the perfect poster to edit.

Woman = mirana
Horse = her mount
rest = meta shit

>all memes aside people who think trump is a good choice is delusional

?
Whats wrong with trump?

Don't play dota on USE if you aren't prepared for spics is all it comes down to
it's like queuing on EU servers and complaining about russians
literally what the fuck else are you expecting?

are we still imageposting

the guy being thrown from his bike=someone being slept by ET stomp

>you shouldn't make fun of people who live in literal shit!

hispanics are the trashiest people I have ever seen, I swear. at least blacks have a number of people who want to better themselves.

Woah there user I see a nipple on there

This is a christian imageboard you might want to delete that

desu russians are better than spaniards/eastern europeans. They are either tryhards or playing drunk. But other slavs are dogshit.

What do you think she "manages" ?

>tfw no pc cold gf

she manages sloppy blowjobs in the team house

the amount of cum in each player's ballsack

So basically Dota IMBA is:
>Every passive is Fury Swipes
>Every active is Echo Slam

Explain this doturds

what happend to sajedene?

Did they get tired of her?

You know what time it is.

W33ha's veiny throbbing cock with her mouth, obviously

Sajeden got tired of sucking players off

good job hitting axe for 3 fucking minutes you retard

...

Sex jokes aside, what does she actually *do*

She is now head prostitute and will be bringing in more "managers" as time goes on, lucky DC.

actually sperm and the white stuff are separate things. Sperm is in the ballsack

So it's actually not cum until its out of the dick. You can still get the white stuff even if you have a vasectomy.

QUICK SPRINT

this bug has been in the game since 2011
Source 2 Episode 2 will fix it

>Ooh boy I'll just queue up for a quick game of Dota 2 haha

Kill me

I'm the axe.
I forgot to leave that part in the screenshot.

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/99/Spir_lasthit_05.mp3

Who is that skeleton guy?

i don't get how you can shoot blanks after a vasectomy i thought it's baby making stuff or no stuff at all

BETWEEN THE PLANES

6+6=12

she sucks their dicks to boost morale after a loss
she sucks their dicks to celebrate a win

just a long forgotten memory