ITT

Car Acronyms

>I'll start
Ford : First On Race Day

Fix
Ot
Rgain
Dony

You know what else ford stands for

Fix it again Tony

Found On Roadside Dead

>Dony
why am I still laughing at this

Audi:

A
Unique
Douche
Inside

>Unique
>Audi

A
Unoriginal
Dickhead
Inside

Volkswagen:

Volumetric
Old
Ladies
Killing
Small
Woodland
Animals
Generally
European /
North american

are you happy

The idea was that audi drivers think they're special snowflakes

Gant
Mompete

Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Fucked On Race Day
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Driver Returns On Foot.

Virtually Worthless

>pic
Dude, nice Camaro!

Brought
My
Wallet

Detter
Ohan
Dll
Other
Eehicles

Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

Black
Mans
Wieners

more like "broke my wallet"

Heavenly
Optimized
Newly
Designed
Appliances

(i tried)

I once knew a guy who drove Fords, and he used that line on me. I just looked at him and said "More like fucked on race day." He got posses and never used that one again. Also,

Fixed
Or
Repaired
Daily

Gay
Man's
Chevrolet

Let's get some multilingual acronyms
Bring
Mich
Werkstatt
(Take me to a mechanic)
Będziesz
Miał
Wydatki
(You're gonna have expenses)

An*
Unoriginal
Dickhead
Inside

First
On
RLeMans
D24h

Feneral
Ootors
Rant
Dompete

You
Are
My
Asian
Hero
Again

Siempre
Estarás
Apretando
Tornillos

GM

Goyim Motors

Cant
Hompete
Eith
Vord
Ytho

Fix
It
Again
Tony

Miata
Is
Always
The
Answer

here's one I heard just the other day

Baby
Mama
Whip

Found
In
A
Toilet

Nonstop
Internal
Screaming
Send
A
Noose

in germany we have a saying:

"Er fuhr Ford und kam nie wieder"

"He drove away (fuhr ford -> drove away) and never returned"

Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

Gay
Mans
Choice

Bring
My
Wallet

Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
(doesn't this imply dodge is also fucked?)

Chrysler
Highly
Recommends
You
Should
Learn
Engine
Repair

AMG
Automatic
Money
Grabber

BMW
Big
Money
Worries

CHEVROLET
Chubby
Hicks
Enjoying
Violent
Rape
Outside
Lupe's
Exotic
Taqueria

Lol

Many
African
Zulus
Drive
Ape Car

wut? srsly?

Fixed
Or
Repaired
Daily

Cheap
Hardly
Efficient
Virtually
Runs
On
Luck
Every
Time

Can
Hear
Every
Valve
Rap
On
Long
Extended
Trips

General
Maintenance

Kinda
Idiotic
Automobile

Darn
Old
Dirty
Gas
Eater

Had
One
Never
Did
Again

Garage
Mans
Companion

General
Motors

Guaranteed
Maintenance

Svenska
Aeroplan
Aktie
Bolag

Holden:

Heaps
Of
Loud
Defective
Engine
Noises

Helping
Old
Ladies
Drive
Easier
Nowadays

Proof
Of
Rich
Spoiled
Children
Having
Everything

Keep
On
Engineering
Nothing
Important
Go
Suck
Enough
Gay
Guys

Fag
Or
Raghead
Driven

Fix
On
Race
Day

Toyota
Ois
Ypretty
Ogood
T
A

Lets
Assault
Detroits
Apes

Never
invading
Vietnam
Again

...

Acura

A
Cool
Unusual
Rare
Asset

MITSUBISHI

Mums
In
Tight
Shirts
Undressing
By
Indians
Slapping
Hindu
Idiots

Mean
Eroding
Revolting
Corrosive
Eroding
Disaster
Evil
Severe

>implying any of this

>Gay
>Mans
>Choice
I'm gay and I like my Yukon.

But Porsche is a sensible man's choice. It's arguably the best manufacturer out there.

Litreally FIRST ON RACE DAY.

Fucker
Only
Runs
Downhill

Fucked on red diesel.

underrated pots

Shouldve said Eroding again

Got
Murdered by a v6 ford flex

Fiat

Faulty
In
All
Tracts

BMW

Bavarian
Manure
Wagon

Faggot
Obnoxiously
Reposting
Diarrhea

Hardly
Drivable

Fix
Ot
Rgain
Dony

Four
Old
Rusty
Doors

Mostly
Old
Parts
And
Rust

Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

All I can think of off the top of my head

Best
Ever
Engine,
Turning on
Ladies
Everywhere

Fucked
On
Race
Day

Shitty
Handling,
Even
Little
Bitches
Yawn

Loves
Icy
Nigger
Cocks
On
Ladyboys'
Nips

Cracked
Headers,
Every
Valve
Rusted,
Oil
Leaks,
Engine's
Trashed

Can't
Afford
Decent
Interesting
Luxury
Like
A
C-Class

Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac

Boomer's
Ugly
Insured
Child
Killer

Christ
Himself
Rides
You
Should
Like
Em
Retard

Don't
Overpower
Dodge's
Gay
Engines

Jews
Enjoy
Every
Penny

Really
A
Mopar

Motherfucking
Overpowered
Piece
A
Rice

>Jews Enjoy Every Penny
fuckin kek

If that guy didn't have a response for found on road dead or fucked on race day that guy couldn't play the game plain and simple.

Trash Obviously You Oblivious Twat Asshole

>tfw no one talking shit on volvo

feels goodman

Very Old Ladies Vehicular Obsession

i got nothing

LOTS
OF
TROUBLE
USUALLY
SERIOUS

Oldsmobile

Old
Ladies
Drive
Slowly
Mostly
Over
Bridges
Into
Lake
Erie

Break
My
Windows

Just
Empy
Every
Pocket

You own a Jeep?
Just
Empty
Every
Pocket

General Mismanagement

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

oshit