Sad craigslist shit

sad craigslist shit

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cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/5598940373.html
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sad part is its not porsche 911

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Who cares. that was a shit deal anyway.

Offer him $500

In 50 years it would be worth of for the VIN lol.

>fly in

Came across this today, some guy trying to buy his shitbox back

"There's no other hatch like mine" yeah there is it's a fucking Honda civic.

Damn, must be a salvage title or something

>V111

That fireman sure has a phallic pole there

just found this gem...

sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/5605577716.html

>or something
Never seen a scam ad before huh?

My friends and I once had a discussion about what comes first when we hear "magnum", Magnum .357, the Dodge Magnum, or the condom.

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>dodge
>automatic
And nothing of value was lost

Link?

This beauty for sale

Holy shit
Looks like a prop for Need For Speed: Most Wanted

>all that "power (...)" Shit listed like they're optional packages or something

Nigga it's an '05 it fucking better have powered steering and locks and windows and shit good god damn.

boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cto/5655680472.html

roanoke.craigslist.org/cto/5649364972.html

He knows what he's got

>roanoke.craigslist.org/cto/5649364972.html
dude he wants 1100, im sure i could bring 1000 cash and get that thing, clean shell at the least

>I know what I got, no tire kickers

as an old refugee from /spee/ let me be the first to kek, heartily

in 50 years cars will be illegal and we'll all ride in tubes, user :^)

"Ran when parked"
"One hot deal"

Not wine?

denver.craigslist.org/cto/5636626174.html

She runs great!

I've always wondered about the decisions and thought process that lead to these kinds of cars. I've seen a newports paintjob driving around somewhere outside detroit.
Also, holy shit are those seats disgusting.

>zombie hunter paint job
wew lad

>"ALPHA MALES DREAM CAR"

He has been listing it for a while. People make adds warning others that it's not worth it and according to them he wants to see cash before you see the vehicle

from St Louis. Nothing sad there, fuck the Rams

>2000 M5
>8 Cylinders

E39 M5 came with naturally aspirated V8 engines.

lol
>inb4 sneaks out the back door never to return

Black guy roles up next to my Miata driving this and my girlfriend is in the passenger seat, what do?

ice cream

Take a corner

"In the last 3 or 4 years I have dumped thousands of dollars into this bottomless piece of shit and instead of keeping the new parts for a project I'm going to sell it and fuck someone else over like I got fucked over."

Fixed it.

This young man has DEFINITELY ejaculated onto every surface of this car.

So what? It's totally safe, he always wore Magnumâ„¢ brand condoms

I work with a guy who drives an 05 cobalt that does not have power windows or locks.

>starts runs and drives
>4x4
> $1100
I'd say this dude actually does know what hes got.

This is basically the car that half of Veeky Forums wanted for their first car, but won't get because they have a shitbox and/or payments now.

Andddd this piece of shit will be stayed in your garage for another 12 months at least

Fuck. why do people sound so offended even before they start selling their car? This is a buyers market nobody gives a flying shit about how you loved the car or how you value it. Eat shit or make reasonable offer. Or at least don't fucking talk like you know better than others

>paint is gone
>rusty piece of shit
>hey guys! zombie cool paint!
>???
>profit

If it was insured that was probably a better deal than trying to sell a first year SRT 8

>still doesn't sell
>die
>neighbor gets it
>gives it to some faggot

circle of junk my friend

lol
tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/5630574808.html
tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/5654008247.html

>tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/5654008247.html
what the fuck is that

a cool ride

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Holy shit It's just like the one from that game.

No way this nigga serious

My nigga

I knew the owner is a nigger. The description is just god tier...

youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM

Heh I get it, because there is a dick inside right?

That whole fucking post
>hit and run
>knocking
>ALPHA MALE
>nigger

the gun or the car, condoms make you last longer

>slowbalt

>18,000 invested!

>invested

So, it looks like it's worth about threefiddy

the decisions are spur of the moment/low income money wasting, there is no real thought process. It's either niggers being nigs or white trash wanting a race car.

>driving a miata

Why is your girlfriend Jake in a niggers car user?

Probably some cheeky Veeky Forums fag, I've seen that RX posted in Veeky Forums gore threads before

>kept heated

Bit too hot, eh?

>this car is a great investment

>St. Louis Rams Superfans

kek, fat lot of good that did ya

idk why anyone is a fan of any one team like that. I just enjoy a good game, idgaf about any specific group of wandering dipshits paid millions to get early onset dementia.

>mfw people think spending on consumer goods is investing
I'm not buying these cheeseburgers to eat, I'm investing in them.

ffs, how horribly retarded do you have to be to not know how to spell "and" right?

>Party Bus
Imagine how many orgies with chads took place in there? Pass.

Retarded enough to drive around in a Trojan-themed Dodge Magnum.

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>tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/5654008247.html
WHAT THE FUCK

gentlemen, we have our next director

>tfw i own it

kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/5658855366.html

dear lord why

tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/5644371819.html

ebay.com/itm/112021877124?rmvSB=true

'unibody solid'

dahhh phuck?

>sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/5605577716.html
>IMPACT OF DA CRASH

>kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/5658855366.html
This fuckin asshole, molesting a perfectly good TR7 vert like that.

Then the shitbag has the gall to ask over twice what a completely perfectly mint stock version would be worth.

It literally does have a carb engine. And that front end.

The fuck.

"healthy"
this is a fucking pos

I want to buy a 1990+ volvo 240 wagon on craigslist and there are none near me

it makes me sad.

The paint job is pretty nice, and the bodykit isn't too bad. It'd look way better with another few feet in length, though.

wenatchee.craigslist.org/cto/5615312571.html

i found some good ones:::


cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/5598940373.html


cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/5640590046.html

I KNOW WUT I GUT
cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/5633710941.html


I NO WUT IS GUTS
cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/5639196158.html
AND LASTLY A FULLY LOADED POLICE CAR
COMPLETE WITH THE RADAR GUN AND CAMERA AND LOCKING CAGE AND RAM BAR AND SPOTLITE

>bent valves
>implying anyone wants anything to fucking do with that POS

I smell niggers afoot

>Trying to find a Honda civic
>the most stolen car in AZ

>NO FORDS
well he isn't an idiot at least

And he wants 20k....
Do these niggers realize that people won't pay more than $1500 for this kind of crap???

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