Be American

>be American
>no RS6 estate to cruise on the autobahn

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>be American
>no RS6 estate

This is the one Audi I actually want to buy and it's the one Audi they don't sell in the US

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>200k
>slower than a 30k CTS-V wagon

le trash bin goeth thou

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No competition desu m8

>be European
>no heavy haul rig with the full set of jeep and booster to earn my money with

More rubberized plastic in the interior and a less reliable V8 aren't worth the extra $170,000. You could spend a small amount on aftermarket interior upgrades to replace the plastic on the CTS-V with brushed steel anyways.

this
plus the caddy interior looks better and It's more reliable as well.

Yurop is a nation of cucks its too bad too becuase they had potential rip

On a side note why do I never see escort vehicles with oversize transports in the US? Do they just put giant things on trailers and go DANG RITE YALL, HOPE I DONT HIT ANYTHING ON THE WAY?

This designed has aged worse than I thought it would. Materials quality is top notch but it doesn't look great aesthetically. Now that BMW and Mercedes have stepped up their interior games, Audi doesn't have a great draw anymore.

>yfw this $37,000 C-Class looks better and also has the correct wheels driven

>comparing a American V8 with a German V8
Don't make me laugh, there's levels to this kind of thing you know

>ipod hanging from the windshield
>aesthetic

where are you driving? I see them all the time along I-80, I-95 etc

it's a trend right now for some reason. Mazda/fiat did it with the miata as well

IDK, Mercedes makes some awesome V8 engines, but I've never seen an Audi V8 and thought "wow, what a marvelous feat of design and engineering" it's always more like "wow, plastic chain guides lel". Same goes for BMW and their dreadful N63

I googled oversized transports. Most of the pictures don't have any in them, and if they do they're police vehicles on wide open roads for no apparent reason.

VW makes some of the best engines in the world right now, W16 in the Bugatti based on the VR6 staggered cyclinder set up, W12 in Bentley, V10 in Lamborghini and they put that same lambs V10 in the last generation judi RS6

They make good V10s, not V8s. FSI a shit.

W12s are known for their novelty and prestige, not for much else.

Come back when German V8's make over 640hp.

>comparing a perfectly designed stock photo to a used car from a shitty angle
2/10

>VW makes some of the best engines in the world right now
Top kekkity kek
>W16
Based off a poverty-tier V6. Hugely underpowered when you factor in displacement, turbo's and such. Also, engineering nightmare.
>W12
See above.
>Lamborghini V10
Completely outperformed by an actual Lamborghini design, the Viper V10.

>>be American
ha ha
Just import one it's freedom land.

>engineering nightmare
Hahahaha wow, Americans still using V8s from 1950, there really is no competition between European and US cars

>Just import one it's freedom land.

Not anymore, because of fucking Mercedes-Benz

>direct injection
>VVT
>cilinder deactivation

>1950's

>reminder: an American V8 is now the best selling sports car in Germany

money.cnn.com/2016/04/08/autos/ford-mustang-sales-germany/

No, because your cuntbag establishment gets cucked by corporates all the fucking time. Mercedes-Benz is German and we don't even have import bans in Germany. You can import anything that doesn't violate weapon laws, and you can register anything individually that conforms to a basic set of vehicle codes.

It may sell well because it only costs half as much as a 911, and I'm alright with that, but you it's also only half as good as a 911. That article on the other hand is crammed full of blatant Ford marketing quotes.

>No, because your cuntbag establishment gets cucked by corporates all the fucking time

This. After VW got caught cheating their emissions testing a few months back they realized the fines they were going to have to pay cost more than their US operations bring in, in profit. Subsequently VW is now lobbying, Republicans to create a law making it so dealers and consumers can't sue VW. Those fuckers are probably going to pass it into law too.

>CNN
>American car is the best in the world
Not exactly 100% true info, more
Tailored for Americans to look at

It may sell well because it only costs half as much as a 911, and I'm alright with that, but you have you remember it's also only half as good as a 911. That article on the other hand is crammed full of blatant Ford marketing quotes. Drive a 911 and you will feel the difference, lap times on this or that track are only a tiny part of the equation, and horsepowers per dollar are entirely irrelevant.

>I don't like this info so it's untrue

Here's another source with data direct from the German government

autoweek.com/article/car-news/germans-are-buying-2016-ford-mustangs-crazy

>taking that stanceshit to 155mph

Thank goodness. Enough audi faggotry already.

Nobody doubted the numbers, we just dislike the article's fanboy tone. HURR IT'S WELL PRICED, SAYS FORD GUY. HURR 911 BENCHMARK TO DEVELOP THE MUSTANG HANDLING, SAYS ANOTHER FORD GUY.

>be american
>finally get an rs6 estate
>with an ar-15 inside it

Googling Oversized loads with escort will get your results, pic related

I googled "oversize loads with escort" and all I got were videos of your mom

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>Audi

Fuck off you Turbo Audist.

Holy shit

Can't say I walked into that

>he unironically wants a wagon

dad get off the website this place is for 20-somethings

You couldn't have an escort vehicle for every man woman and child in America.

Fucking yuros weren't content with cucking themselves so they had to cuck the rest of the world too.

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