/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

That's rape, user. You RAPED that skeleton.

Well guys the summerfags are now officially gone and the upcoming months are full of newly released games so I hope you all had fun when the thread wasn't this slow.

How can I turn my game into Monster Hunter?

Here's version two of my bard Khajiit. Gave him a hat and better armor.

Skyrim has... basically none of the building blocks to make an action game that good. You'd have to tear down the whole combat and animation system and rebuild it from scratch.

How dare you, Skellies are not for rattling.

Usually the threads arent dead this time of night, what happened?

shitposting waifu war fags are either gone or dead. also, the pedos are lying low

Post c@s.

how to get a framerate higher than 10 with an enb
look at the image resolution

Upgrade your computer.

>Usually the threads arent dead this time of night
Yes they are?

You waifu people singlehandedly ruin every Skyrim general because you want a place to circlejerk over your shitty mods, dominating the fucking thread, and ruining everybody elses discussions and enjoyment. It's literally like sitting in a nice bar having a nice talk, when suddenly a bunch of nasty BDSM faggots come in smelling up the bar and forcing everybody to endure their disgusting fetishes. Nobody is happy but the fucking BDSM guys, and nobody fucking appreciates it.

let me get some cash off of my money tree and ill go right ahead

Nothing is free user.

>not liking bdsm
post your waifu

Turn off DoF and SSAO, that should help a bit, might get you up to 15-20 frames!

I did both and i averaged 30 fps in whiterun at 720p

Are you a dom or a sub Mr. Morrowind?

>Being a sub
>Not having sever trust issues that prevent you from relinquishing any kind of control over a situation
>Touching another person in any way
We created VR for a reason

>>Not having sever trust issues
But that's why it excites me

Install ridiculous amounts of monster mods?

I recently installed a bunch of quests on the tes/g/ guide, haven't launched the game in over a year and nothing feels rewarding anymore, even with the new gpu card

waifus4laifu

You have much pride in your waifuse.

They make me proud ;_;

I'm playing through the Bloodmoon expansion for the first time, almost done with the skaal, and boy do I fucking hate it. It feels so fucking linear.
Please tell me East Empire and the whole of Tribunal will be better

Tribunal is an amazing expansion pack user, don't you worry about that.

Dont be mad bb

there's a filter for waifufags in the guide no?

wow!

If you don't love your waifus are they truly your waifus?

>Name: And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.
W-what did he mean by this

There's more to do in tribunal so it probably won't feel as linear

Goodnight /tesg/

night faggot

Always time for lewd.

Night Goodnight-Chan

Night darling!

Now that is certainly true.

Sweet Jesus.

Cruising for a malpractice suit if you keep drinking on the job.

Goodnight user

It's after hours, silly.

Sure, sure, you're secret's safe with me.

Surgery is hard work, need a little reward afterwards.

youtube.com/watch?v=b_fi7O7OBTk

this little red sash thing hanging off the cuiras being connected to your left leg really bothers me
but I don't know how to fix it so I'll just have to deal with it until I find another armor mod i like

sweet dreams

holy fuck user, that really aged me like a mother fucker

She's adorable and I want to do nice things with her.

>Banjo-Kazooie is 18 years old

Where does the time go /tesg/?

I wanna piss in her mouth

...

That is not sanitary and I am sure she wouldnt like smelling like pee!

pee is sterile tho, and full of healthy minerals

Well for her sake I hope you are hydrated.

People used to piss in each other eyes to prevent pink eye in the olden days

youtube.com/watch?v=6vbCKava_JE

>guardly isn't dead
yay!

Nobody's pissing anywhere.

One of my favorite N64 games of all-time.
Nothing beats Mystical Ninja: Goemon 64

Then don't get Pink Eye

>Not Turok

Cmon Peri, step it up.

>John Lennon

If I had to choose, it would be Turok 2, but Mystical Ninja is still my favorite no matter what, just like Jumping Flash 2 is my favorite PS1 game regardless of any classics
Granted Turok probably isn't considered classic by most people, but it should be.

If they don't hurry up with Turok 2 HD remake, POW! To the moon!

>Turok 2008 will never get a sequel

I mean it wasn't as good as the classics but it was something

>dat Seeds of Evil Adon.
10/10 voice too.
I have great memories of Turok 2 because it was one of the last games I remember my dad really getting into. He let me stay up late watching him sometimes. I still remember seeing the Flesh Eaters for the first time.

My favorite n64 game excluding OoT was probably jetforce gemini.

>N64 came out in 1996, 20 years ago

Whats snakestones story?

What outfit is that?
It offers some nice lewdness options.

He was a DB assassin.

Ah man, uh ill link you his story but its quite a read. Ignore any spelling or grammatical errors, iv never been good at that stuff. pastebin.com/YVYyBwf8

I hope I didnt make a Gary-Stu

>tfw magical lipple daedra and I don't have to explain shit

Ah, generic Mary Sue backstory #13: "My dad died and my mom hated me so I have to go on an adventure for some reason."

I only played a little demo of it, my disappointment was a little too heavy to have a good time. Maybe one day I'll revisit it...

>Adon
Hnnng.
Yeah, such a memorable game, and so dark.

>youtube.com/watch?v=Tz-QMgIU0B8

!

He's a little bit
but he has a kind face that you can't help but love.

maybe im biased because snakestone was already my favorite

Shitheads like you is the reason why I've stopped giving a shit about my character's story.

I bought it for a few bucks, turok 2008 I mean, I played it for an hour and never touched t again.
Fucking loved Dinosaur Hunter and Seeds of Evil.

I played that one arena shooter one as well, Rage Wars I think it was called. Fireborn was my shit.

I thought the Dinosoids were the coolest thing as a kid.

Fuck I just got nostalgic.
Just watched all the cutscenes of turok 2 again.

Will I turn into a snow elf if I stay inside all day playing skyrim?

Snakestones a pretty cool guy

no you'll turn into a sload.
Thought depending on how much you eat, you might become a snow elf. Just not the good kind.

I agree, Rage Wars was great!!

Yes. My transformation has begun already. I will become the marshmallow.

dear god no

I don't know what it is but your waifu is unironically the first waifu besides mine that I would want to fuck that I have seen on /tesg/.

Coming from me that might mean a lot or nothing idk

It's Gary-Stu user, get your genders right.

I feared asmuch, maybe it's time to go back to the drawing board on his story.

I went into Turok 08 telling myself it wasnt gonna be like the classics. I enjoyed it for what it was at face-value. A dinosaur FPS.

>His father was a respected member of the thieves guild
>respected member
>respected

>be black, full blooded nigerian
>have lately become a recluse who spends too much time inside on internet and playing vidya
>now everyone comments on how pale my skin is getting

yeah probably, or maybe it's more noticeable on dark skiined people, I don't know.

What, you think that there is no honor among thieves?

>There will never be a PC Port or hd release of Jet Set Radio Future

Same, except I'm Hispanic. I need to go outside more often.

I'm so pale my skin is nearly reflective