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WHERE THE FUCK IS SOMBRA
>mfw servers are down and everyone mad
Don't worry there's only 2 months to wait.
Post some QTmaker.
>''I'm starting to think this outfit makes me look fat...''
Does Widow have to take her whole suit off just to shit and piss?
t. TimmyTheHacker241, renowned MPGH and Ownedcore forum browser and "professional" DDoSer
I know I'm one of the many lovely Tracerfriends that post here, but I think we all need to collectively take the next 700 posts to talk about the man in our lives. The Big, strong, german man.
Let's talk about Reinhardt.
>furry support when
Come on Blizz, you've already covered almost all fetishes.
Considering her new body chemistry, I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't have to eat or drink for days, if not weeks, let alone do bodily functions.
On that note, which fanservice character will have inevicat ears as the Halloween skins?
I always plan the shit out like that scene in Sherlock Holmes
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1. Wall smash the healslut, frighten enemy group
2. Hammer down, incapacity edgelord
3. Berkserker on the downed team
4. Firestrike whoever wakes up and bonk them to finish it off
Outcome: Frightened, traumatized, dead team, wounds salted with a "gg easiest game of my life" in the chat
Trash Reinhardts are embarrassing but a good ruins lives
LMAO
Please refrain from posting such content. This is a good Christian community.
Catchphrase!
Die
Just hope she can sweat.
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sombra never ever
If fanservice: D.Va
If even weirder fanservice: Hanzo.
>/Chris/ Benoit
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GEARBOX ON SUICIDE WATCH
BRING ME ANOTHER!
Post Reinhardt webms?
Benoit's biggest mistake was Believing Todd Howard's words
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How often did Splatoon release maps? I feel like one new map every 3 months is gonna get stale fast
New ship, hot off the press! All you drawfags get your stylus' ready for Hanzo/Sombra art!
>filename
laughed IRL
>when the Chivalry strats don't work out
She most probably cannot.
IIRC splatoon locked it down so only two were ever available at any given time
Never
Blizzard are dumb fucks that don't know how to handle an ARG
Good news! Comp S2 is now live! Now you just need to finish all your placement matches using the hero you have the least total playtime as. If you have multiple heroes with 0 playtime, you may pick one and only one to finish your placements with
How fucked are you?
They might release in pairs. There's 3 other maps, not including this one, they were working on since that developer stream back when Ana was introduced.
GUYS WHAT IF
WHAT IF
WHAT
FOLLOW ME
WHAT IF
WHAT
IF
WHAT IF BALDER IS THE BABY DADDY!?
>the connection with Rein, Ana, and Phara
>Rein was a role model
>Rein was close to Ana
>Phara looked up to Rein
WAS IT ALL BECAUSE
ANA FUCKED
REIN'S MOTHER FUCKING MENTOR
B A L D E R
REIN FILLED THE VOID HE LEFT BEHIND
FIGURATIVELY? LITERALLY?
YOU DECIDE YOU FUCKING PERVERTS.
you get Winston, that's it, and you'll like it
>luftwaffe
10/10
I thought Sombra was suppose to be revealed on the 28th?
You're drunk, go to bed. Literally no connection.
>Tracer
Unless out Genji doesn't change, not at all
>Ana
I have zero hours as her for a reason. People playing with me are in for a bad time.
>Forced to play Tracer, Mei, Torbjorn, or D.Va, all of which have 0 play time.
Pretty fucked
This is true, I forgot about that
And to be fair, maps were probably all they worked on instead of new characters.
>overwatch servers down
>battlefield 1 open beta still not released
>tired of tf2 and tf2 jump maps
>unreal tournament 4 has no players this early in the morning
HAHAHA, TIME FOR FUCKING DOTA 2
Pharah had no father.
She's the one destined to bring balance to Overwatch.
Can you hook a Rip-Tire?
Can you hook a self-destructing MEKA?
Lord no, the 56 day countdown to More Information about Sombra was on the 28th.
What was the evidence for that? Most I've heard is that Sombra either comes in October when it reches 100% or September 9ish when it hits 23% (because 23rd hero. )
From my point of view, Overwatch is evil
Yes and yes
Yes to both.
Rip-tire even gets stunned iirc, if you hook it you can kill it before Junkrat explodes it.
[citation needed]
LITERALLY NOTHING SAYING OTHERWISE user
BABY
DADDY
destined to bring balance to Overwatch
>That's doomfist tho
Yes to both
Yes and yes.
B A L D R I C H
You can hit a riptire, but it will just destroy it.
You can most certainly hook a mecha and drag it off the map so it doesn't destroy your team. Your sacrifice will not be remembered. They will never know that you saved them.
I hate Overwatch. It's rough and it gets everywhere.
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First 10 seconds of this video
Yes I know it's vidyagamefunnyxD but this is the only video I know of that has both a hooked tire and hooked dva mech in such a short timespan
Boy I played Hog for like 2 hours and I can confirm this
Citation found, thanks
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That's like saying that because there is nothing saying otherwise Zenyatta and Bastion parallel port with each other. There is nothing said because there is zero connection. YOUR HYPOTHESIS HAS ZERO CORRELATION, GOOD SIR, AND I WOULD TAKE YOU TO TASK AFORE THE ACADEMY OF SCIENCE.
slated for november, october is likely a halloween event
How new are you?
odds play video games
evens try and fail to get some sleep
Roadhog is my least played character, and I never saw it happen in game
No matter when Sombra comes out, I hope Blizzard realizes how much they fucked up handling her ARG
WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!
Reminder that our pure and good Commander Reyes is innocent and 76 did everything wrong.
That's actually next level as fuck.
I definitely don't think Jack is the dad. But Ana and Jack were more closer than Reinhardt was.
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Then why does his former student want him dead too?
Because he is an evil bastard that needs to be taken down.
WHAT IF SHE WAS CLOSER TO BALDRICH
AS IN, CLOSE WITH THEIR PRIVATE PARTS
76 and reaper are even closer, what are you trying to imply user?
If you're reading this, I love you.
Always be nice to Genji! Do not hurt him physically or mentally!
He's just grumpy he didn't get one last hot dicking from him before he went off and died.
Enough to give me spankings?
Does that mean I can make fun of his lisp
post them lewd meis
If you want.
It started too early.
The max you should run an ARG like this is 2 or 3 weeks.
Sombra's is going to be at least 6 weeks if not longer.
Post non-bara/gay Reinhardt.
But what else am I supposed to do with him?
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________ is for sexual
Just trying to trigger people with this image. What do you mean by Reyes and Jack being closer?
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Jesus fuck put a warning next time. I almost shit myself.
Bully Genji
Shove Genji in a locker
Steal Genji's lunch money
Embarass Genji infront of Hanzo
Kidnap Genji
Rape Genji
Cum inside Genji while he cries after Hanzo to save him
Rinse and repeat till Genji is a mind broken whore
Send Genji to Hanzo
Make Genji the clan whore
Me!
Mercy
Don't you have new art to shitpost with?
Watch your back sire!
Exactly
And even then, a long ARG in itself isn't bad, it's just (this bears repeating, I know it's been said a thousand times over) the clues they've been given for solving stuff haven't been substantial at all
The 23rd is when they fully blew their load. That's the kind of thing you save for, like, the week before a character is officially revealed, like Ana's rifle picture