Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

Sly Edition

Old >I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
gw2dungeons.net/
dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
gw2bltc.com/
gw2shinies.com/
gw2spidy.com/
gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
tooltips.thatshaman.com/
tyria3d.com/
gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W

Guild Wars 2 Veeky Forums Guilds:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Mo Zing Miko, Kandra Wildfire, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

First for HOPE rats

Firs for fhd

>furs for fhd
THINK AGAIN

That's hot too

what is FHD?

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

Furry high def

>diaperfur jealous of humans again
baka

>being in love with a gay furfag

freakishly horrifying doxy.

>fur fags forcing their disgusting fetish

There's only 2 active guilds, HOPE and FUN in the OP, please don't troll new players with that list, that info is almost completely false or misleading.

>be a footfag
>invisible shoes cost 3k

>encounter try hard thief in PvP that has a oneshot combo on even tanky characters
>think "wow they're pretty good but why are they spending time in unranked"
>realize all they're doing is trying to pick off 1 person before running off
>never actually help take points
>always the same one combo kill setup

I wonder if that person was just using an Autohotkey, cause it was one of those legitimate "it's the exact same combo, every single time executed perfectly" situations

Best part is Invisible Slippers, Shoes and Boots are all that price and you need all three to cover each weight class.

am i kawaii uguu

Worst part is, anet will never introduce Hide/Unhide option for boots slot

>tfw no one to rub my hindpaws

Just do the legacy armor collection in PvP and get the tribal boots.

Your feet will be covered in chalk but they'll be bare.

god no
every rat tmk face is sin

>implying it's chalk

You've been Thunderclap'd

>tfw only remembering Thunderclap as the GW1 elite, despite there being three unique Thunderclap skills in GW2
I miss the days of E/R KD-locking in FA

kek, its better in pvp than before is what i mean

invisible slippers sound pretty comfy desu, they aren't as cool as they sound.

fuck i've been in wvw too long i'm writing nonsense.
Invisible slippers sound kinda cool and comfy, it would be neat if there was a little effect to them. Sadly in game they aren't as good as they sound and the price is nuts. Still, they are part of the 'richest outfit' that could be created.

>Legendary weapons do around ~150 points more damage when compared to Exotic weapons
>Cost shitton because of "One Small Favor" tier bullshit required to craft one in first place

>Ascended weapons have the same damage as legendary
>fraction of the cost

I'm going to shoot my fluids inside Miki's lotus flower and make her mine!

Post pictures of your toons in interesting places, anons.
Have you adventured anywhere comfy or beautiful lately?

Post your charr.

Reminder to report and ignore all Comfyanon posts for ban evasion and (typically) low-quality, off-topic posting.

Rexxie had a meltdown in December 2015 and was banned permanently for doxxing Kittdai (wrong pics, right address), that's why he doesn't use his old trip and pretends to be "comfy". The only reason he's still here is because he's autistic like Jugg and uses a VPN to get around the constant bans.

Do your part to help clean the thread.

Untruth.

I want to lick Miki's cum filled pussy after a warband is finished with her!

None of this ever happened.

How would you know? You weren't here when he doxxed Kitt, or when he had a panic attack and posted his tripcode password.

Yes I was. None of that happened as you say it did, no address was posted. Why are you obsessed about him? Please stop your juvenile attack as it has nothing to do with the topic of the thread, which is guild wars 2.

>calsi still shitposting about comf in 2016

But I'm not a filthy cat

Are you in complete denial that your own posts are in direct conflict with the rules of Veeky Forums? Your own posts serve as valid evidence for you to be banned. You have no evidence that anyone here is using VPN nor do you have any evidence of anyone here being banned. You are not a janitor or a moderator. Your own posts are low quality and off topic and you choose to continually post the same diatribe to the detriment of the thread. Are you really stupid or what?

>rexxie going into damage control mode again

>tfw someone uses your screenshot for the OP
>tfw I have a gorillion better ones than that
It is bittersweet

how about not having boots in the slot? its not like gw2 is hard you fucking peverts

are you on Tc, user?
You chose a great place to take screenshots, the wallpaper makes for a lovely background - whereabouts is it?

>FFXIV effectively gives them away via NPC vendor

Of course I'm on TC. It's upstairs in that fancy mansion in Rurikton.

aw cool, I love your characters.

Have you seen XIV feet? They wear some fucking flip flops all the time

Goodo morningu!!!!! :3

This doesnt look like a anatomical correct body. please post less disgusting pictures.

>being jealous of my superior Canthan genes
Sorry, flatty.

it really does look like the tits on that character are way too low or squished

Post your daily gw2 routine

It's a combo of the shirt and angle.

Don't log in because GW2 is shit

dont be rude user

good morning user c:

Play DaS3.

>log-in
>start RPing
>ends up being ERP
>cum
>log off wondering where it all went wrong

How do I start doing this?

world bosses (teq especially)
wvw
blood stone fen events
find a comfy spot to chill in whilst chatting with guildies

Just join a RP server and act like a huge slut in DR. ;)

What if I act like a clumsy moeblob?

kill yourself

when your glowstick hair looks different ingame than it did in the character creation

pm delphy snowsnuffle

How different is sword thief/daredevil from dagger/staff one?

have you worshipped the fluffy cunny today /gw2g/ ?

yes

>vuncia will never squat on your face

My FPS are tanking in DS all of a sudden and i just had to reboot because gw2 crashed my rig completely

The game never behaved like this before... Anyone else? Wat do?

Jesus DS is literally unplayable all of a sudden

It never lagged this bad before... Wtf did they do in the last patch

And of course ping is at 2k again too lel

Try to move out of your third world country.

What attributes should I get for each class?

>10 posts an hour
>good chunk of it being drama, false flagging, fetish posting, and avatarfagging like the 100 other gens
there is no wildstar general
did you know that?
did you know that once people run out of things to talk about on Veeky Forums they stop making generals?
did you know?
because gw2 isn't cumming and ruining the reputation of people you hate, that's for no lives who will murder someone eventually irl
just stop. you have cliques and other means of contact so why even be here? i laugh when i see this general float around still, yall are wasting your time talking about cum and dicks and how you hate so and so and how you hate x race and hate x and y and hate the way arenanet runs things
this isn't a community hang out general with cool dudes who post pics and guides and vids, this is a dark alley full of whores and angry people holding spiked bats
it's not even a meme, just think about it and act already.

How to use the 32bit version? I want to see if my fps get better but every time i click on the normal non-64 gw2 exe it loads up the 64 bit client regardless

/gw2g/ should run in r9k mode

after that it will only take 1 day for the general to disappear from the face of the interwebs

It's fun user
That's all that matters to me

What? I literally live in central europe you autistic faggot retard, and it has nothing to with my hardware or how the game is coded

I've been to a lot of generals and they all have one thing in common.
That one guy who says the general is dead and we should all stop posting in it.
Literally every general gets this sooner or later.

*it has nothing to do

Kys

where is delphy snowcunny ?

Teehee I'm right here user!

>this isn't a community hang out general with cool dudes who post pics and guides and vids, this is a dark alley full of whores and angry people holding spiked bats
this desu

Yeah I know I have fun shitposting here too

Always here user, always here

where is vae?

dying alone like he deserves

inside me

describe in detail

I wanna make a canthan qt too
what class should it be though for maximum chink

>tfw you will never be in the clique

vae is a vorefag?

femcharr ele

assassin

get ready to buy those kamas from the gemstore goy

Thief is literally based on GW1 assassin.

Reminder that if you're waifu is a thief then she has to be a meany tsundere@

Is this Pap?

I thought he was a homo but I'd believe he was this degenerate

Do I need to be a guild to play a dungeon, fractal, or a raid for the first time?