Best car to have sex in?

I just bought a house for that. My first time was in the back of a 99 escort and worked out all right. Not sure how it would work out in my Mustang even though there's a couple girls who are down to try it. Seems like no matter how big the seats are you wouldn't be doing your best work.

For blowjobs, an SUV, you can tell them they won't be seen and they'll agree to blow you.
For sex, no idea, I managed to fuck in a vw polo chevy astra sized car, also in a jeep on the bench.
It's just a matter of knowing ways to fuck inside the car. In small cars it's best to go to the passengers seat, pull it back and down, for larger cars, the back seat might be better.

Honda Element and Fit both have front seats that lay fairly flat and flush with their rear seats. Other hatchbacks, wagons and crossovers can also do this if you check although they weren't necessarily designed to and they might be less comfortable and/or be a danger to breaking the front seat backs.

What other cars presently have that feature? Know, mate?

Old lead sleds. Bench seats front and rear. I had one in high school, didn't even have to go to the back seat. I bet six people could've done it in that boat

I've had sex in my infiniti i30 and it was pretty comfortable, i also managed to have sex in the back seat of a honda fit but that was cramped as fuck

tfw when in my mid 20's and haven't had sex in like 3 or 4 years

Maximum comfy

Fuck you OP

>2016
>Not having a waterbed with leopard sheets and shagpile carpeting in the back of your brown Volvo.

Fuck forgot pic.

>sedans like a honda CR-V
wat

The Mk7 Golf. You can retract the rear seats downwards

Turbo Busa of course.

In my experience a late '60s Cadillac is pretty much the way to go. Still, most cars work if you slide the seat all the way back & fully reclined.

Front bench seat of a f150, surprisingly roomy.

but still at the end of the day you sleep alone

>anything but a 945

None, bitches want to talk and do things after sex, fuck that noise.

Take morphine everyday, resist the pull of pussy.

Best position in car?

>sometimes you're better off fapping anyway.

Sex is good. It's just not the real thing.

FJ40

youtube.com/watch?v=LgHV8NJ4OtE

Honda Legend was great

best position. Period.

Crv's are sedan? I didnt know, wow

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V O L V O
DAT BOUNCE
DAT SPACE
fuck Twingo's got some game

>Seems like no matter how big the seats are you wouldn't be doing your best work.
I would agree with this. It's very difficult to perform and really enjoy it in such cramped conditions. Your and your partners physique also play into it. If you're tall and/or fat it's only going to be worse.

I've experience in a Land Cruiser, Citroen Xara and Golf. Land Cruiser is great for sneaky blowjobs since people generally can't see what's happening unless they're standing by the window. Though the cup holder thing is a lot more prominent than in the cars so it can get uncomfortable for the girl to lean over. Back seat or passenger seat both work but neither are great.

>bolt on wheelarches are stupid
>bolt on wheelarches are stupid
>bolt on wheelarches are stupid

fuck, bolt on wheel arches look really good on that thing

Hell yeah.

>not fucking in a semi
It's one of the few vehicles it's legal to shag in.

>It's one of the few vehicles it's legal to shag in.
So it's illegal in cars?

This OP, as an owner of an old landyacht with front and rear bench seating, these things never fail ;)

as always, miata
without roof it has literally infinite space to try many different positions

to bad the only sex you'll receive in one is of the gay kind

In most jurisdictions it's considered indecent exposure. Passenger vehicles have no assumption of privacy.

I would love to get just a cab to plop down and sleep in. They look so comfy

2000 disco with no rear seats

Fuck that's good

Hatchbacks with folding rear seats >

Done it quite a few times in my SVT Focus. Sorta cramped, but at least there's more space than the passenger seat.

tfw I'm 29 and haven't had sex in 5 or 6 years

it gets worse

You can get a running unit for about $5k then fix up the interior to your liking. They've usually got another 100k-300k of life left in them at that point, and when they blow just scrap it for $2k. You won't be under jurisdiction of the DOT so you don't have to fix all the little bullshit that makes them so expensive to operate professionally.

Our you can just get a cab off a 379 and slap it on an F150 where the bed would normally go.

Landcruiser, duh.

>be 6'4 255lbs
>wife is 4'11 95lbs
>go out for dinner and drinks one night
>start getting touchy while leaving bar
>slam in the back of my dragulaaaaaaaa (sex in the back of my 84 pontiac firebird)
>crick in neck
>hamstring cramps
>low back is sore
>just gonna wait till we get home from now on

Not in the back seat of a Trailblazer. Smaller than you'd think.

That and I'm freakishly tall.

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EG Civic with a few simple mods and Nissan GT-R

Delete this thread.

>seats even fold up to obscure vision through the side windows
impressive

cowBOY style, 'cause I'm a homo and so is he

y-yeah, i k-know all about that

1970s Cadillac limo. Hearses are even better.

Feeding a 472 or 500 can get expensive, but they have mad torque.

best i did it in was a old Toyota Crown a few times in the back seat, comfy but fucking half the times either a cop checked what we were doing or someone walked up to the car

before i quit drinking i passed out in the front seat of that car a few times at bush parties, surprisingly comfy

Trails blazer
You can put the back seats down, bedding in the back, use your feet on the back door for maximum thrust power.

A+ sex-mobile

>2007 town and country

I fit a twin mattress in it and fucked 6-9 hookers inside

>25 dolllars an hour for a motel
>laughtinggirls.png

Well shit that would have been nice to know at the time. But hey, you take what private space you can get in a university parking lot.

>Best car to have sex in?
Sedona. It offers comfort and leg room.

Any crossover/wagon/etc that has true folding seats (that get level, not this 40 degree angle bullshit) have this feature.

Hahaha, I hear you there. Though honestly I'd drive away from the university for extra privacy though

A 70's campervan. I would prefer Dodge DESU.

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>go look up sleeper cabs off frame
>$7500
No

Things got unexpectedly hot and heavy quick.

Not a great relationship but that girl was a genuine nymphomaniac.

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I hope that is not a piss bottle.

>Vinyl seats: slippery when wet

he's just a middle class white guy

seriously, what is it with middle class people in general and leaving half finished teas/sodas in their cars

TWINGOOOOOOOOOOOOO HON HON HON

This.

I kind of miss having sex, but then I think about all the hassle involved and I really don't.

You faggots need a containment board.

Do you know how much refined sugar is in a can of soda?
The most I take is a few sips then throw the can out.

>Do you know how much refined sugar is in a can of soda?
Yes, why do you think I drink gallons of the stuff?

It's easy to tell who doesn't have sex in this thread. Soda absolutely kills your sex drive.

We're already on said board

>lost virginity in 06 focus
>Toyota Avalon had most space and best for fucking
>el camino was god awful
>mustang was impossible but good for bjs
> jeep Cherokee was shitty. No leg room. Same with grand Cherokee.
> Chevy crew cab was great and she felt most comfortable.
>s10 was cramped
>her old cadillac was perfect and comfy for chilling in after.

Ive had a lot of cars and I've always loved car sex. Probably a few more im forgetting. A big part of it depends on the size of the girl and yourself

The V70's aren't very conducive to any sort of vertical position either

My partner and I love scissoring in my Subaru Outback.

4th gen (new edge) mustang. we do it often, mainly because we never have time alone in either my apartment or her parents house. Only can do it across the back seats, and her hips are like 1/2 a seat past the center line so theres not much room, but it gets the job done.

92 Honda Accord 4-door.

Can't believe it hasn't been posted yet

>G63

Sure, that way tyrone can fuck her in the back while you drive them around

>back seat of a 2007 jetta
She just bounced on my shtick
I Got butthole stains on the middle seat tho
>front seat of my 1994 integra
Don't ask how this happened but it worked.
>back seat of my 2015 civic.
They rode my shtick. and I fucked 2 girls missionary back there. Multiple times.

Being 6'3 it kind of sucks. Helps if the girl is small though.

>implying you would be having sex if you had a Sedona

Why isn't the shifter on this? Or is the shifter used as a toy?

>go to xvideos
>search 'car sex'
>???
>profit

Its not what youre expecting.

is that a land rover? what model?

>A real human bean
mind = blown

OldsMobile Alero, 1999, not bad, not good but not bad. Back seat's ftw
Ford F150, 10th gen 97-03, 2 door, Not bad, lots of room if bench seat, but lots of potential to fall off the seat into footwell
Jeep Liberty, not bad, fold down the back seats it's fine, no obtrusive plastic bits to go into your back
B5 VW Passat Wagon, bad, lots of plastic to burrow into you, low ceiling
Mazda Miata NA, even my GF at the time of all this "testing" wouldn't try. Don't blame her tho.

I miss that girl. The pain never stops, just becomes silent and covered by the rest of the sounds of life.

Miata because it's a small car so my dick looks bigger in comparison.
Also because the dude knows what to expect.

I regularly fuck in a mk3 and mk4 gold Variant. (TDI ofc)