Senran Kagura General - /skg/ #865

Don't worry they aren't particularly good police anyway.

I really, REALLY like Kafuru.

Lies. ever since the senran police force became active, Crime has dropped by 32%!

yeah but until they can be responsible I don't think the senran police deserve weapons
#mooklivesmatter

That won't stop police chief Daidouji

I wanna be locked in a cell with Daidouji

>date Homura
>get taken to the gym to work out with her
>she and her friends get free admission because they clean up the place after hours
>it's a special gym for shinobi but she didn't tell you that
>walk in
>Yozakura knocked the sand out of a punching bag and throws it onto a large pile of broken bags
>Yomi is squatting 20pl8, full ATG no problem
>Haruka is doing yoga in the corner
>Asuka is doing a farmer's walk (practically a sprint) with 15pl8 on the hex bar
>Murakumo is benching 30pl8 with one hand for reps
>Mirai is curling 5lb dumbbells
>Ryobi is doing 700lb leg lifts
>Ryona is doing shit form on purpose
>Murasaki's hair is doing 500lb preacher curls for reps
>Miyabi is OHP-ing 900 lbs with a snatch grab
>Imu is going full sonic blast on the treadmill
>Hikage is doing 900lb lunges
>Naraku is doing a two minute mile in the basketball court with 30lb ankle weights on
>loli Kagura is playing with 30lb dumbbells in the kid's area
>Hibari is doing 2T back extensions for reps
>Katsuragi is doing 40pl8 deadlifts
>Shiki is doing 20pl8 landmine presses
>Minori is eating candy while doing 80pl8 one-handed power cleans
>Yumi is hitting the elliptical so hard it's nearly bursting into flames
>Hanabi is doing 4,000 weighted sit-ups with 4pl8
>Renka is nearly making the battle rope catch on fire
>Kafuru is hammer curling 20lbs
>Ryoki is drinking tea at the receptionist desk
>Sayuri is reading a fashion magazine at the receptionist desk
>Hanzo is walking around the gym trying to sneak peeks at the girls while Sayuri's occupied

They're almost too good

Asuka when home to fuck her boyfriend Baseball-kun after this photo shoot!

Is...is this a pachinko machine?
youtube.com/watch?v=f4xE_TmY_YM

>September announcement will be Pachinko Senran

LMAO just kill the franchise laready

Pachinko themed NW cards when?

>tfw it turns out to be true

>Mirai is curling 5lb dumbbells

Delete this! Mirai is strong enough to carry around her huge Gatling gun over her shoulder in SK2 and aim her Valkyrie by squeezing it between her thighs!

I don't know what to make of this
youtube.com/watch?v=0Eum7pdMlmQ

Dude, it's only 2lbs. It shoots evil shinobi energy which doesn't really have any weight.

FUCK.

Dammit. I enjoyed the series while it lasted. Rest in peace, girls.

...I think that's the point where I'd have to stop seeing any of them again and just cry at home with the door locked.

Your dick is only 2lbs, and you're just projecting your insecurity onto everyone else!

>YOU'RE NOT GOING HOME UNTIL YOU DO SOME REPS

Kill me.

You're not my mom.

I-I work out! I'm just... I don't...

It's really intimidating since you're all so much better than me and it kind of makes me feel really shit...
I mean Mirai's only hefting 5lbs, but we all know she's slacking off, given her usual arsenal.

Hey, maybe it'll be used to fund creation of the actual games? I know movie stars do that kind of thing.

>mfw this is the september announcement

if somethings going pachinko it means it's dead my dude. youtube.com/watch?v=rszPXD8PSdY

It looks like most of the art resources in the pachinko game are reused from the anime, but there is some stuff I don't think I've seen before. I'd like to have clean rips of it, but that's probably never going to happen. Oh well.

Stop this.

STOP THIS.

Well maybe then Takaki will leave Marvelous and found a new IP via crowdfunding to make the game he actually wants to. pic related

I swear to fuck if the announcement is a fucking pachinko machine, Takaki shall forever be on the same level of Konami in my mind.

Well I mean, he shared it on his twitter and it's only the 31st so...

Is it drama time?

I love Hikage! Every thread!

Is it just me, or is EV really.... lousy? I pirated it, and everything just seems to be a straight step downward from SV. Heck, the game is struggling to even keep at 20FPS, along with the sound quality being really poor, slower gameplay (holy shit that recover time after dashes), and combos just being slower in general.

Maybe it's because it isn't the PS4 version, but I don't even have a PS4 to begin with.

>Be her boyfriend
>Bed time
>Cuddling
>Your face attached to her bosom
>She takes and guides your hand
>It goes down, under her panties
>It feels wet, sticky and hot
>You look up at her
>She whispers
"I love you this much..."

Fuck off, Haruka.

It's a lot better on the PS4
And you're giving SV too much credit, it wasn't much if at all better in that regard. I didn't think it was slower or lower in sound quality, that might be a pirating issue

How old are you, 6? Afraid to like girls?

I'm only afraid of Haruka!

So Uppers: Vancho Versus for PS4 VR?

IS this the end? Senran Kagura Pachinko.

youtube.com/watch?v=0Eum7pdMlmQ

How sad.

Might as well be an NES version.

I'm not even mad that Vita piracy is finally a thing. At least now people will play the system.

Oh, come on. What is there to be afraid of?

Not realizing that Haruka poked holes in your condoms!

Hoping for Fuga in the new event.

What's so wrong about Senran Kagura Pachinko? Besides Anime Haruka potentially harrassing Anime Hibari, along with all the non-canon stuff from the anime?

>20FPS

Methinks your computer a shit. Runs perfectly smooth on Vita and the sound quality is absolutely fine.

...Why? Why would she want babies so badly?

Josui is the love of my life!

>I'm gonna be a better mom than...that woman.
>He'll be a better dad than...him.
>I just know it! We'll have a happy family with no cheating!

Haruka will be a better mom than her mom by spoiling her precious little doll even more and making sure she never gets away!

She knows she kind of person she was before falling in love with user. Would she risk to be a mom in sight of that past?

Daddy know from experience what that means...

I was under the impression a series was considered "dead" once a pachinko of it was made. I remember a load of people were pissed when the Haruhi one was revealed, they also thought it was going to be a season 3 announcement as well.

I don't think Saint Seiya is dead, but I'm not a fan of it.

But that will eventually make her no better than her mother.

This just made me realize something. With that stupid ass alternate realities thing being confirmed in EV, it means the anime could very well be canon in some way.

>Haruka turned Hibari into a doll she can have sex with
>mfw

Stop with all the damn exclamation points

It's not like we should care about it, alternates realities will probably never be mentioned anyway.

I thought of the same odd, but I also think we need to see the multiverse only in the context of the games.

...

>I-I can be different!
>I'll be a good mom!

>shiki the most named senran

Yeah baby.

The mistake Haruka's mother made was that Haruka was unhappy! She just didn't dote over her enough! Haruka will do better!

You're probably right, I just feel like it made things a lot more complicated than they had any right to be.

>haruka kagura

Haruka Kagura Burst

Someone help Kotaro

>cute girl hate boobs

Mirai and Ryoubi confirmed for cutest Senrans !

Is it true that you have an innocence fetish? If so, would you still have a cute little child? How would you handle that desire?

M-Murakumo finally takes the knot!?

Ryoubi HAS boobs, thank you very much

But that makes her no better. As she's pretty much going to eventually do the same thing her mom did to her in an effort to not become her mom.

>Dressing up your daughter against her will for a LONG time
>Spoiling your daughter for a LONG time

Know the difference

>But that makes her no better.

Yeah, duh. Haven't you already figured that out from the way she wants to keep cute little girls as her dolls, uses puppets to fight for her, and uses her "friends" for science experiments?

This event is an aphrodisiac event. Instructor is in trouble.

Haruka is a hypocrite! A hypocrite!

Shhh, there's no arguing when they get into the like her mom posting

If they make my waifu do lewd things, I will be mad!

>Haruka is a manipulative bitch that doesn't care about anyone but herself.

user is still innocent as a dad! Haruka gets instantly wet when he's bashful!

user is gullible! GULLIBLE!

Shiki's lounging around the house!

Pet themed event?

Don't make fun of him for believing something so depraved, but still believable.

Zzzzz....

>If Instructor is Instructor and Beansprouts is Beansprouts and if Instructor is Beansprouts and Beansprouts are delicious then Instructor is delicious!

>Her user is a timid user
>Goes full spaghetti in bed
>Those two little birdies had a child

how

More sleepwear/lingerie

Wow, it's like I'm really peering into Yomi's thought process!

Please please PLEASE, GIVE ME A BABYDOLL HARUKA CARD

W-wait, did I take the aphrodisiac? She's looking way hotter than usual and...I have the strongest urge to procreate with her on the spot! I can't stop myself!

I'm going to cum inside this woman with the goal of making children!

>Pet themed event?
aphrodisiac.