/owg/ - Overwatch General

7th for fixed art.

I'm sorry /owg/, tried to save you from the waifufags but I had to run some errands.

Post webm.

Health pack

Is angry

lets go

Are you just going to stand there and stare or are you going to help me cool off??

if you're not able to shoot a pop corn carton in hollywood attack and keep it in the air for at least 3 shots you're not gonna do well as mccree and you should change your character to something that doesn't require as much aim to be effective

Never forget even with your precious daddy 76 ships, Mercy gets dwarfed every night by massive dong and there's nothing you can do about it

Redemption!

Starting with comfy sweaters.

A reminder to prepare for November's shit storm.

Don't get caught unprepared. Get your images ready or a bunker if you can't handle it just in case.

when you're winning a 1v1 against someone then they reach the health pack

Jamison Fawkes!

So did Ana let Pharah know she was still alive or did she let her daughter think she was dead for 5+ years?

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I'd rather crackship Torbjorn and Dva

>forcefed shit by widowmaker and livestream it on twitch

Let her know, I think Ana wrote letters to Pharah

I've seen one picture with DvaxTorb
Do you have it

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no

>PotG is Reaper or Bastion
>PotG is somebody pressing Q from the Attack or Defense category.
>PotG gets all of the commendations even if they played like shit, even if they played like shit in the PotG itself.
Somebody fix this damn PotG algorithm to stop prioritizing damage. It inflates the egos of Reaper/Genji mains who get butthurt when they happen to not get PotG ONCE in a dozen games.

When will Mercymains realize their hero is trash?

Fill in the blank: Pharah is for _______

>dominate Zarya with my dad

... huh.

No one's beating HER highscores!

not when the new patch comes out desu

lucio and d.va is the best ship

I ship them less rapey.

Also Dva is a trap in my ship.

dont post that this is a christian general

Never, I came across a guy in Quickplay today, on PS4, who was level 700+ and had nearly 300 hours on Mercy in Quick Play

bully

>get creampied by Mercy for a million dollars
futafag or not I'd still do it

sauce?

Marriage

Do you think Pharah has any half blood siblings?

Mercy

no it isn't

I'm ready.

>twelve and a half days playing a single character
literally how

This is a muslim general kuffar

>over 1GB of data being downloaded

I wonder what could be.

>not pictured: Sombra

jesus christ

SOMBRA SHORT JUST DROPPED

RELEASE DATE SEPTEMBER 23RD

I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

youtube.com/watch?v=Gk3AyacxJtE

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What's happening in november?

I got 1k Blizzard Bucks!

Arctic or Siberian Front?

>Get creampied by Solder: 76 and livestream it on twitch

These things always give me the shittiest results. At least it wasn't Reinhardt or Roadhog.

yes it is?

Marrying.
Starting a large family with.
Building a home for.
Cuddling.
Having heated and long passionate sex with.
Dying together in our sleep.

dominating.

yeah just go ahead and end your life degenerate scum

Probably just Germantown and the emotes
and Sombra for Tuesday

Top heroes for each role if you don't know how to aim properly?

Red X = Unviable come next patch

Yellow Circle = Borderline VERY NICHE viable, surprise pick tier

All else = Viable nigga

How do we save the Red X heroes?

dva has thighs nothing close to this what is this trickery

>get creampied by torbjorn and my dad joins in

war

Switch Widow with Symmetra and then I can dig it

Tumblr's gonna have their fujoshit dreams crushed

>Fuck Soldier 76 and then fap to the memory.

You bet your ass I would

Reaper
Torbjorn
Reinhardt
Mercy

>Give Rimjob to D.va and receive AIDS.

huh...

it's a shit ship and you know it.

Whats wrong with Tracer exactly

>76 gets a buff
>unviable

>he thinks mercy is going to love anything
>he thinks that someone other than Genji is interested in her

D(irty).Va

Always and forever.

force feed shit to Roadhog and jerk off to the memories

She's most viable on KOTH maps. That user who made the chart probably hates KOTH.

You can do each of the following things with one (1) Overwatch character of your choice:

* Have a long night of sweaty, passionate, no-holds-barred sex. Nothing, no matter how depraved, is off limits. But you'll never see her again after tonight

* Have a long, perfect, fulfilling, romantic relationship with her for the rest of your lives, but you can never have sex

* Have regular sex with outside of the marriage to the above character (who is okay with it). The sex is pretty normal and nothing compared to the first character

Who do you pick?

BadGenji

Seagull himself said despite the buff he still doesnt bring enough consistent damage to edge out McCree. His still has nearly identical damage and dps to McCree, with the difference that he has to land 25 hitscan shots rather than 6, and deal with bloom. So because of burst firing his dps is lower.

Also Flashbang is on a completely different level of usefulness to Biotic Field

>Widow
>Mercy
>McCree
>Sub

I really hope this isn't talking about what I think it's talking about?

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>junkrat viable
He is way too weak

what's the best ship then?

I use the roadsigns on defence.

I can juggle them indefinitely, people watch me do it.

tuesday patch day confirmed

First official visual novel for Overwatch called Overwatch: First Strike.

It details the formation of Overwatch and how it combated the Omnic Crisis and will feature the original members of Overwatch.

stop being so triggered

>implying

Marry Genji
Well Now I wish my name was
>David Brown/Cook
>Harry Brown/Cook
>Mike Brown/Cook

Still bad genji even on Koth

They'll reveal the gay characters.

>mercy just chilling in the middle east
what did they mean by this?

1. D.Va
2. Mercy
3. Pharah

KEBAB'D

the best Dva ship?

Widow for crazy sex
Ana for marriage
Pharah for cucking her mom

>Forcefed shit by Zarya so hard that I die.

Well shit.