/twg/ - Total War General

Chicks dig giant chariots edition

>Patch notes
wiki.totalwar.com/w/Total_War_WARHAMMER_Update_3

>Vlad von Carstein Free-LC
youtube.com/watch?v=zrYhG1aWhc4

>The Grim and the Grave
youtube.com/watch?v=1yI1LVCGNpc
store.steampowered.com/app/404013/

>Call of the Beastmen
store.steampowered.com/app/404012/
gamesdeal.com/total-war-warhammer-call-of-the-beastmen-dlc.html (Cheaper)

>FAQs & General Info
pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN (embed)

>Steam Groups
steamcommunity.com/groups/totalwargeneral
steamcommunity.com/groups/twgmp

>Total War Warhammer Mods
twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

>IS CALL OF THE BEASTMEN WORTH BUYING?
The Beastmen are a cool faction but the pack is a bit overpriced for what you get. There probably won't be a price drop for some time, so if you really like the Beastmen then go ahead, otherwise wait it out.

>OVERCASTING SPELLS
Double click a spell (it needs to be a boostable spell and you need to have enough magic in the magic pool) to overcast the spell
There's a 50% chance that the caster damages itself though!

>QUEST BATTLE TELEPORT
Select your lord (make sure not garrisoned or in a stance)
Select the quest battle (on the map or through quest log)
There's a button in the bottom right of the quest battle window that you can use to teleport for 5k gold (when the battle's finished you're automatically teleported back to your original position)

>GROUP ATTACK
Group units with ctrl + g
Select your group and right click the enemy
All your units move and automatically direct themselves to engage enemies they get close to while maintaining formation


/Justin Trudeau General/:

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First for what could very easily be the best country

Reminder that Ghorst is the best candidate for a canonical play-through of VC.

M O O R S

Has your country ever been represented in a Total War or Civilization game? If not, it's not a real country.

pls vote;

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Shouldn't your flag be a vagina?

>dlc drops an hour before I start work

FUCK

Venice

Conquer byzantium

Let's hope Trudeau isn't in office long enough to make that change.

>tfw army attrition cause no money
>tfw 0.76 cad to 1 usd

In how long do you start working?

To the anons who want to have more than 20 unit stacks

>download EditSF 1.20
>open your save file with it
>go to >campaign save game > compressed data > campaign model

>change the value of 20 to whatever stack size you want.

>load the save.

14 hours. and then I work an 8 hour day.

Are there any mods for warhammer than increase army sizes from 20 units?

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>falling for /pol/ bullshit

Trudeau is that tiny little blip at the end on the right

Also Canada is one of the worlds largest gold producers, it make sense to sell our gold

HRE

huh, good to know.
SA produces a lot of gold as well

M O O R S

Install stainless steel then play a late period genoa campaign

Genevieve Dieudonné legendary hero when?

thanks

Sweet, didn't know I could add my own custom suggestions to the poll.

I want to be dominated by a best elf!

He sold it at a low on the advice of Soros when the latter was selling a bunch of stocks just to buy gold. And the Dark Elf economy plunders further.

Castle Drachenfels map when?

Unless they're planning on making her the LL of Mousillion for some fucked up reason, probably never.

Post marches you listen to while playing as the empire.

youtube.com/watch?v=3HTFoeS8CEc

G O B L I N S

>Uninstall the game and get a life (1 Vote)
>Mod the campaign to unlock factions and M O O R S (1 Vote)
>Install gentoo (1 vote)

Gee you guys are helpful.

FUCKING WHEN!!!!!!?????

AND DONT YOU DARE SPOILR TOMORROW

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BASED KARL honoring the pact

>allow meme answers for your poll
>act surprised when you get memed on

after the next sunrise

TONIGHT

>AND DONT YOU DARE SPOILR TOMORROW

But user, this time it is TOMORROW

soon (tm)

today _

Why don't all the good races get along

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Cus they ain't gud.

>Fascist Empire
>Good

>Autocratic Feudalist Brets
>Good

>fascist empire
its an oligarchy.

Either way, the voice of the common man is not heard!

>hearing what some bumfuck peasant has to say.

Who will you play first?

/Volkmar/ or /Vlad/?

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Rare footage smuggled out of Bretonnia
youtube.com/watch?v=JvKIWjnEPNY

fucking vlad of course

>not wanting FREE XP to your units
>not wanting fucking VANGUARD DEPLOYMENT TO ALL YOUR UNITS
>not wanting that sexy as fuck voice

also he's a bitch to unlock since you have to raze altdorf

Because you are misinterpreting the nature of the setting. "Good and Evil" is not the name of the game here. The key words here are "Order and Chaos." Order is not inherently ethically good. Chaos is not inherently ethically evil. There are not clearly defined lines between who can be trusted and who can't be trusted. There are enemies on all sides and these factions have set up strict uncompromising cultures to protect themselves from a force that might tear their living soul from their body, rape everything that passes for an orifice on a disembodied spirit, and then eat it for an afternoon snack.

Outside cultures = Threats.

Bretonnia and the Empire don't like eachother because they have very different ways of doing things. Their cultures put them at odds even though they're both factions of Order. The Dwarves honor the pacts their ancestors made with the Empire, but they are also aware of the side of man that involves theft, lies, and betrayals. The Norscans are normal people most of the time, some even trade with the Empire when their gods haven't decided it's time to fuck shit up.

There are daemon-possessed people, mutants, cultists, witches, pillagers, saboteurs, and pretty much every threat you could imagine constantly assailing all of the Order factions. Anyone that runs things differently is dangerous. Anyone that shirks their responsibilities or leads others astray is a liability at best.

The "good" races don't get along because they can't afford to get along.

>also he's a bitch to unlock since you have to raze altdorf
How bad are you?

Okay big guy, at what turn do you usually raze the spiritual centre and grand capital of The Empire?

>big guy

turn 42u

Razing and rebuilding altdorf is honestly more of a pain than simply occupying it
rushing it before turn 50 is my typical strategy and VC early game cash flow (for colonizing) isn't all that great

>playing darthmod empire / Napoleon
>this comes on

youtu.be/L-wAx2LuSfg

DLC WHEN

What's life for the average Dwarf life?

What if somebody razed altdorf first? Can you still unlock Vlad or are you SOL?

colonize, allow a rebellion, let them occupy, raze it?
hopefully

>rushing it before turn 50 is my typical strategy
How do people do this without taking insane attrition? By turn 50 i'm usually still fucking around in stirland or averland because of slow as fuck spread of corruption. I tried to attack reikland once that early and lost a third of my army just marching through it and then the garrison at altdorf raped me.

raiding stance

>mining
>drinking
>mining
>grooming beard
>counting sheckles
>mining
>accidentally skaven / greenskins
>fight
>die

Next week

delayed it till tmr

I use a main army of good units/main lord and a couple disposable stacks of zombies/skeletons trailing alongside that I can merge and raise replacements for if need be
Straight into stirland after uniting sylvania (avoid averland unless they've declared war on you), you don't take attrition in land you own, then keep raiding across the border into reikland, starting with grunburg.
pushing past the empire armies will probably kill off all of your fodder armies, leaving a mass grave where you can raise units from to siege and eventually take altdorf
Not only that, but the battlefield graves will last the whole game so you may not even need recruitment buildings in reikland

No women, they have gender rate 1 to 9 and most dorfs never marry.

Didn't they retconned that?

Guise, can you tell me which Warhammer race is right for me to play depending on my personality?

My interests include:
>ancient Mesopotamia
>slaves
>red bulls
>winged bulls
>vulcanism
>anthropomorphism (especially bulls)
>cannons and rockets
>curling my beard just right
>industrial pollution
>the colour red
>the colour black
>greenskins (merely a scientific interest)

Surely there's something in WH to accommodate someone with such a broad range of interests?

Sounds like Wood Elves will be right up your alley!

Lizardmen

wtf the dlc is still locked

*look at date*

huh? whats going on?
CA late as usual *sigh*

Ogre Kingdoms

Chaos Dwarfs.

Beastmen
You'll particularly love the well-priced DLC featuring a mini-campaign to immerse yourself in

Sounds like you'd like a mix of Empire and Beastmen

You want to play Araby

>you don't take attrition in land you own
You do if you don't have enough corruption.

Adeptus Mechanicus seems to fit the bill perfectly.

>there will never be an open-world RPG set in the Empire
>you will never become a Witch Hunter and tool around the countryside shooting Chaos shits with your pimp-ass pistol

Just play WFRP2 with your friends.

How can you not see that most of those characteristics relate to chaos dwarfs you fools?

>Implying I wouldn't rather join the Knights of the Blazing Sun to praise the sun in a whole new universe

>try to meme people
>get memed on
Seems in order

explain?

>chaos dwarfs

who?

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>friends

You're cucking me harder than CA does to my wallet.

>you have to raze altdorf

That makes a surprising amount of sense. Vlad died at Altdorf at the hands of the former Grand Theogonist. If his corpse were anywhere it'd probably be in the vaults under The Great Temple of Sigmar. The Cult of Sigmar keeps all kinds of nasty shit down there, like at least one of Nagash's nasty little grimoires.

I'm amused it took three replies for that guy to get the answer he had in mind when he made the post. Either that or reality is folding in on itself and that guy somehow managed to create pretty much every single box the Chaos Dwarves tick. I'm more willing to believe the former.

The closest thing you can get is Vermintide.

>catch Karl Franz out when he tries to raid my shit
>AI gives me this piece of shit map to fight him on

AAAAH SAVE ME VLAD

It's true, I only wanted Hashut's name to ring out across this thread. Is that a crime?

Hey there qt

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Are those orcs?

Keep your OCs to yourself

Hence the smug face. I can relate.