Senran Kagura General /skg/ #866

You wouldn't fap to heterosexual fantasies with Imu, would you?!

Do your hugs have the power to cheer up an edgelord?

N-no just fantasies of her banging Miyabi.

>Bullying intensifies

I hope so.

Maybe

I would like to make most senrans happy

>I hope so.
Not with that attitude. You must be able to cheer up an edgelord while fighting off her angry lesbian stalker. Where's your passion?

>Where's your passion?
Oh please, I have no passion

I don't get how people are attracted to Miyabi
I've fapped to almost every other senran but Miyabi is just not attractive or feminine whatsoever

I just fapped to her. It turns me on how she makes me insecure about my masculinity.

Luvin' Hikage! Ack! Time for work and the only clean trouser I have, have a broken zipper!

They do infact! My hugs are the best!

Fucking Hikage! And Mirai! At the same time!

>10 posters
Thanks for checking in Skeleton Krew General.
Here is tonight's theme: youtu.be/LL998ajnjN4

How was your day or what are you doing today?

Spent the day resting after my grading last night.
Made it to yellow belt.

Fucking user while he fucks Hikage! And Mirai! At the same time!

As I stare at the stars in the night sky and marvel at the heavens above, a life-affirming thought pops into my head.

I HATE EVERY GIRL!

Staying up for Nintendo Direct so I can see them confirm the Starter Pokemon leak. Denialfags will be BTFO screencap this

I wish I still cared about pokemon

SM is potentially looking to be the best game in the series so it's a good time to get back into it.

The games are still fun. I just wish I had some friends to play with who aren't smogonfags.

I honestly can't comprehend how someone can enjoy playing games competitively. Especially games like Pokemon.
It boggles my fucking mind.

Battling with other people is really fun I just hate having tiers and banned moves and shit. Far as I'm concerned the game has all the rules we need there's no reason to add more ourselves.

Battling for fun is fun. I just don't understand why some people take it so seriously. Like you said, creating tiers and banning moves, etc. There comes a point where people take thing too seriously and end up not having any fun.

For me after all these years I still love collecting those little monsters and seeing new ones. I really like the new Meowth I think I'mma get one and call it Mirai.

It's about the only reason I ever liked Pokemon. I always found the battle system just a little boring, personally.
I haven't played since 4th gen so I'm looking forward to relearning the game.

>I just hate having tiers
Oh yeah I agree Primal Groudon every fucking game is amazing and innovative.

Snakes don't need to sleep right?

>Reading a book on the history of England
>Book mentions the 12 days of Christmas
>Get curious so I look it up
Now I'm really in a Christmas mood. It's still 3 months away.
Send help.

It's never early to unwrap presents.

Hikage's pussy is great gift.

youtube.com/watch?v=efdN69QscAg

I'd rather catch Santa Claus under the mistletoe.

Cumming on Hikage's cute soles!

What was the best Christmas you remember, skg?

Some dumbass dropped a winning scratch-off lottery ticket outside a mall I was shopping at.

I made 20 bucks that day.

I wanna slide down Shiki Claus' chimney, if you know what I mean

hnnng

My name is not important
What's important is what I'm going to do

Miyabi Claus looks scary and mean
Shiki Claus looks seductive and inviting

Shhh, everyone's sleeping.

Tell me about your games, /skg/

Good night

What are you gonna do, be a dork?

That's because Miyabi Claus is shy and embarrassed while Shiki Claus is a predator.

Don't mind me, just staying up late to make sure Mrs. Claus gets her cookies and milk

They're fun

What games?

C'mon, you can do better than that.

These games.

Those games?

They are also fun

I never knew it was so hard for people to talk about something that interests them...
I guess I'll go see another general.

Later.

He's gone.
Can we go back to talking about Christmas now?

The one where my senran forcibly materialized herself into our dimension

Good times

she is not predatory, she's nice, see she left a really pretty wrapped present

What would you buy your Senran for Christmas?

I'm really bad a presents.
Maybe a new Wheatstone? Something she needed so I know I didn't fuck up.

You're really bad at this user. I hope your senran sees this as charming.

What the fuck do you buy people for Christmas?

No, no, no, no, you can get her Whetstone anytime. Christmas is special, so the gift has to be special, see? Don't do what she needs, do what she desires?

Maybe it's you.

I can get her anything anytime. Especially myself.
I don't get it

Christmas adds a little bit of spirit to those gifts. Probably because everyone tends to be happier. Hence the "tis the season to be jolly".

So, like, a scarf or something? Then a walk in the park downtown. Then back to my house for a warm fire and hot cocoa?

Obviously cute lingerie

Glad to see you're getting it.

Yeah, absolutely. Hell, you don't even need to give her anything, just being there to spend time is a gift of it's own. They'd appreciate it all the same.

and along with it, new books. Hardcover, nice copies. The hardest part is picking out what she might like to read that she hasn't already read. Gift cards for Amazon or Barnes and Noble are a safe bet, but, if you can actually pick out something she will like, it's more thoughtful and she appreciates it more.

wow shiki looks really intellectual and smart there
I was wrong about her, she might be a genius after all

Shiki's like, pretty fucking retarded fer shuh!

except that it looks like she's reading the book upside down! She's kind of a dork like that.

Cute is alright. Ever tried LACY though?

she's not, so you might be the dork Actually

another thing that might be nice.. is a new snowboard with new bindings, and a season pass to her favorite ski slope. This is an easy winner because it's something that you can do WITH her!

Mommydom for Christmas!

It's so easy. Just write the book yourself.

I guess so! I'm just thinking the picture on the cover looks upside down, but it'd open the wrong way otherwise.

She's still a dork.

Is this what they mean by Christmas ham?

Well if you want the book to be good it wouldn't be easy, that'd be the most work! But if you did something like write a book that she'd like to read like it's a genre she likes, maybe the protagonist is based on her or someone she can easily relate to because there are similarities to her, and then dedicated the book to her in the front pages, got it secretly published, but not released in bookstores until after Christmas, and then she got the first copy on Christmas morning from you..

Well then.. yeah.. that's quite a winning gift for someone who's "totally a bookworm"

Lacy is totally cutesville.

I guess Christmas talk is over and it's time for bed

I love Hikage! Every Thread!

I want to spank Hikage.

Good morning /skg/!

Please take care of yourselves and your senrans.
I had a dream where I woke up late because I thought Labor Day was Friday instead of Monday and all the furniture was moved around by my dad. Itried to hurry up to go to work and then reality greeted me with my alarms on a Thursday.

Good morning yagfag.

Who is she agreeing with?

My dick!

Your dick is not a person.

S-sorry.

Don't apologize to me. Apologize to Hikage.