/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

It's not my fault father made the empire cognatic
I'm not heiress presumptive, unfortunately for you
*teleports behind you*
*confiscates your lands*
it's kind of boring for you to use the same image as someone else already did m8888888888888

Post some images of knights laughing and I will save them for later use.

>mfw 4 down 4496 to go

Is it true that they made Ragnar king because he was the first nordsmen to figure out how to ride the horse and not eat it?

>He doesn't have a picture folder just for this general

Don't have any.

*shoots you with crossbow*

Sir those are standard bows, not crossbows at all. and your ducks look somewhat retarded... or khanite. its all the same really.

What nation's peasant women make the best sex slaves?

Those are crossbows, this image also has a crossbow.

swadians

lusty plain maidens, hungering for big rhocock

I know they're bows. They're not standard though since they curve away at the ends.
*punches you*

>Too pale
>Laser eyes that'll blind you
>No clothing?
>Shit hair
>Jew nose
0/10, see me after class.

I didn't make her.
>too pale
Are you gay

>I didn't make her.
It doesn't matter, you had her saved on your PC.

I save just about every picture that looks passably interesting. Calm down.

>>Dickplomacy 4.3.0.6
>full version:
>mega.nz/#!45wjBLLC!TvPDY-q1mWSkEEA3QVhpt3Tx-h93_-hz_UvHRULksw4
>patch:
>mega.nz/#!51gg0SAR!Ci61-zZGkSUmtZj4hGH6aeeyviA6VtjQFwrED1aLePY

I'm currently downloading. What's the difference?
Also I'm on Decapitate&Dismember, which simply adds gibbing and gore to Native. What do I have to do to add Dickplomacy to this module or do I have to start a new gaem?

>ifunny.co

You can fuck women after asking them to
You can fuck women without asking them to
You can build a brothel and fill it with slave girls stolen from villages

How about you stop posting mediocre animes and post our lord and savior Anzu

pls respond

What's the point when the character faces look like rejects from Oblivion?

The girl in chains isn't from an anime.

Is the full version for the Module folder and the patch version is to be patched over whatever Module I'm currently playing? I'm confused

I asked you to stop posting mediocre anime images, I didn't SAY it was one.

Maybe if you catch the girl

Why would you ask me to stop posting something when I wasn't posting it? Are you by any chance retarded, user?

It's hard to tell the difference between two anime posters.

I'm not apologizing either.

>two
It's only me.

I-im fine with anime posting too

Then why would you type
>Why would you ask me to stop posting something when I wasn't posting it?
Something isn't adding up user.

Mainly because the post your replied to wasn't anime.

Does dickplomacy have more than one position for the various prompts or is it just one each?

Listen 'ere you lil shit, I consider everything that looks to be drawn in the style of anime to be anime. If the image doesn't originate from a series but still looks like anime i'll it consider it anime.

So what you're saying is that you're retarded?

Please don't post sluts in this thread.

Nah.

>3dpd
why would you do that?

You're just trying to provoke me now, it's not going to work.

Because I'm not on /a/ so I can post 3D freely?

Moronic, just own up to your mistakes.

Anime can't beat the pepe

eww that one isn't even on topic. If you are going to post 3d girls at least keep it on-topic or slanteyes.

Yeah? How come they get laid and you don't?

>plate armor
>but a mail coif
Why?

The only mistake here is you friend.

Considering Sword Sisters normally don't have any headhear at all a mail coif is an improvement.

Also I think d'Arc was a peasant so she probably couldn't afford a real helmet.

same shit, dog
anime, memes, both engineered to rot the brain and lower birth rates

Stop posting whores or I'll lay you

Get overdosed dumbass.

d'Arc couldn't afford anything, but she'd be well-protected since she's nothing but a living banner.

Maybe they felt the troops being able to see her pretty peasant lady face would help morale?

Maybe she DID have a proper helmet to wear over it but she lost it because she is a woman and therefore most likely incompetent?

Highly unlikely on both counts. It's probably because that is a movie and main characters wearing full-faced helms is bad in movies, esp. for girls.

I'm 95% sure that is the reason too.

Normal Jeanne is such shit desu
Also >dragon dick

I told you stop posting sluts!

>angry king
>king
>of like half of cornwall
There were britannic tribes with more land than Arthur.

Do you get off on insulting people or something? Show me where the mean man touched you user.

Y-you shut up!

KING ARTHUR IS NOT A CUTE GIRL YOU FUCKING WEEB
RREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

King Arthur didn't exist, it's a fictional character loosely based off a historic being. I could say he was a demilich and you can't call me wrong.

*blesses you*

>KING ARTHUR IS NOT A CUTE GIRL
Please don't remind me of my failures...

You should've just slept with Lancelot and said hi once in a while to Mordred
That's have solved basically everything.

The problem is I don't actually play 1257AD so I couldn't be bothered to get her working properly.

I made a pretty good Freddie Mercury to help her reclaim England with though.

Freddie was pretty cool.
>England
King Arthur never ruled England though?

>Listen 'ere you lil shit, I'm a fucking retard
Okay?

Because helmets aren't kawaii

Does Wales has a claimant in 1257AD? Like i said I've never been able to play it so I don't know.

>king
Arthur wasn't pagan or something?

anime's the japanese word for cartoon. literally just "cartoon," idk what you guys are sperging over

>there were no pagan kings
And no, that's unlikely because he would've been a Roman or a Roman leftover at any rate. The Romans were formally Christians, so while he might've had some pagan-ish beliefs in local gods-turned-saints, he was likely at least in his own mind a proper Christian.

Actually it's a loanword from the French word for 'animation' and applies specifically to animated shows. Technically speaking, while Frozen may be considered anime, any picture that isn't a screenshot from an animated show isn't anime.

How about you go fuck yourself champ, that good enough for you?

I think Rome had a good chunk of that island "convert" to Christianity.

Or what?

What's the scare quotes for though, they legit did convert.

Nah thanks, I'm good.

>scare quotes for though
I'm no expert on Rome but If I remember once Rome went to Christianity they lost a lot of the religions tolerance they had.

>Or what?
I think you know what i'm capable of, don't make me do it.

Fuck off with your turkish uncanny-valley dolls.

Well they never had real religious tolerance the way we think of it, they just kind of assumed that [insert god here] was just another name for [insert Roman semi-analogue here].
Early Christians were kind of fucking asshats to everyone which was why the Romans got pissy at them, not least because the Jews were thorns in their sides for fucking ever and they pulled the same shit of 'there is no god but God and we're going to be assholes to everyone who doesn't believe in God and won't just pretend to be pagan or whatever for the purposes of this ritual and to maintain public order'
Also the transition to Christianity, while not peaceful, definitely wasn't all 'do it or die'.

You're capable of nothing.

Oh man, what will it be? An autism fit? You're going to post some more dumb unfunny meme images you grabbed off 9gag or reddit? The suspense is killing me. I bet whatever it is, it's going to be something nobody's ever done before.

Fuck off, cozur

Really makes you think.

I want /pol/ to leave

Nice trips
I don't see /pol/ though

>Pshh kid, I hope you didn't forget your lunch money

I want /a/ to leave

Force me

Who /khergit/ here

Actually founded something about arthur
Issue 154

...

YOU FUCKING NIT

McBride was such a cool guy

:^)
>was
I-is he dead?

yeah, sadly