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>Big Batarian cocks for all
>Retarded space naval discussions
>ded
>Stellaris mods
>Asari MTs
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Needs more batarian cocks
everyone does
Batarians stink. Needs more Asari MTs
>>Retarded space naval discussions
When did this happen?
Well, that's easy. If they remakes the game, then they have to remake the DLCs and bundle them along. Which means no more money out of DLC sales for ME2 and ME3. So why the fuck would they want that?
This is pretty fucked.
>freethinkmedia.com
Crazy, goddamn prosthetic arm. It's attached to an anchor point surgically implanted into the bone of his arm.
we deus ex mgs5 nao
good point
yeah I'll wait until I can actually FEEL something through the prosthesis before getting my limbs replaced.
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>good point
It's a stupid point, but that's probably what EA execs think like.
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>ywn fuck tali in the ass and then make her clean your dick off with her mouth afterwards
>When did this happen?
Just follow the chain on
Eh, assblasted bitching about Cerberus being OP is pretty standard for this general.
Really sad that Cerberus was more of a villain in ME3 then the Reapers were.
They were Mac Walter's pet and the Reapers would've been too impersonal an enemy. Not even jumping to another galaxy is enough to escape them.
>Mac Walter's pet
So it's pretty much confirmed that they gonna bring them back in Andromeda.
I really wish that faggot would get hit by a bus.
Oh, that.
seconded, is he a kike?
No idea, but Walters and Hudson are the two most directly responsible for 3 being a total shitfest.
Cerberus troops are the easiest to fight in ME3.
They never pose a real challange unless you let them set up the turrets and let them swarm you.
2 Banshees on the other hand can wreck your shit if you dont have the proper powers/teammates with you. And dont get me started on the Harvesters and Rachni that take down you shields with one shit.
Cerberus missions are always so easy, its frustrating.
shot not shit.
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>tfw that was my post
that black haired femshep in the OP
hhnnnng
Hello /meg/ how is it going? I started my education and finally found a place to live. And moved there, it's no cozy prefab on some alien world for sure. And the shower and washing machine are shared with two other tenants. But still, it's something.
I really like ME1 Tali.
Something about that suit being so sleek. I liked her personality too.
>two other tenants
Are they arabs?
You might like that asarimaniac.tumblr.com
You dun fucked up
>Education
What do you study?
nice to hear
>swedish arabs
>studying
come on
Both rooms are still vacant. The house is still being renovated, my part is already finished fortunately.
I hear the one tenant that is arriving soon is from syria, but he has apparently learned the language and is a nurse on a local hospital, he seems like one of those that are willing to integrate.
I'm going to be a high-school teacher in Swedish and English.
Thanks.
>swedish arabs
>not getting free money to do nothing but live there instead of actual students
>I hear the one tenant that is arriving soon is from syria
See, there you go. Sweden never fails to deliver
Eh, as long as they integrate I don't see the issue. And not the politician idea of 'integration' that amounts to "Doesn't burn down cars more than twice a week" But really integrate.
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I wonder why so many designs from ME have a big seam in the crotch.
The issue is the future Sweden won't have a significant native population left, mate. That you'll just be a Scandinavian Syria. Sci-fi Sweden will be a brown Islamic third world country.
They shouldn't integrate, they should go back if it's safe.
They won't ever integrate anyway. Even the Turks that have been in Europe for over 60 years still see themselves as Turks who celebrate Erdogan, fly the Turkish flag and fight the Turkish fights in European streets. Same with all those Arabic and African immigrants living mostly on tax payers money.
To be fair, Hudson also helped make ME great in the first place. Sure, he really fucked up with ME3 (especially with his blatant lies), but I think Mac the Hack is more to blame for most of the nonsense in that game.
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when can we expect new infos?
Never.
Bioware's supposed to be at PAX West from the 2nd to the 5th, maybe then.
N7 day
No, they'll only talk about diversity and gender at pax
>N7 day
I refuse to use that term
There was something about an N7 course at PAX, but I don't know if that was in-game stuff, or just something for the people there to do like when Ubisoft had that Assassin's course.
The plural form of information is just information.
>that are willing to integrate
do you think BT are practicing taqiyya too?
>ywn spend a lazy sunday with Tali
>ywn cuddle with her all day while watching movies, cracking jokes at the expense of your mutual friends, and trading tips on how best to kill mercs with shotguns and omni-tools
>ywn begin offhandedly rubbing the thinnest section of her suit near her labia halfway through your viewing of Blasto V
>ywn hear her silky and slightly synthesized voice from her vocoder an inch from your ear as she whimpers and begs you to continue, her glowing eyes full of pleasure and vaguely visible behind her visor
seriously just kill me now desu.
>Tali
and then you pull of her mask and she dies in pain for you
>this is what talicancers fantasize about
step up your meagre game fampai
is this what you fantasize about?
I'd rather take talicancer then
that pic is so fucking ugly
>fishbone
oh that explains it
would you join /meg/?
I'm not a "person" of colour , so I can't join them
If it pays well, sure. Don't even care if I'd have to pretend to be trans or something
>getting abused by curry thunder
why would anyone want that?
Does Bioware have something against latinas? So many seniors and not a single senorita wanted.
I think they prefer young people
>Generic red haired "strong woman" bimbo
If this is what you're into kill yourself.
>this is what those who don't waifu best girl actually believe
kek
>there are "humans" who would not puke at the sight of swampbeast
pretty disgusting desu.
I hate both
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>boshtet XD
come on now
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your place is in /r/masseffect and not here
Good shit.
>my.mixtape.moe
Liara grinding on then getting plowed by Wrex.
>balls touching
wow that's pretty gay
Is there a term for frotting, but with balls?
I don't know
man or woman? you decide
Gender non-conforming.
>either/or
shitlord
likely
Pretty sure he's got a beard there. So a man.
Ded thread, ded game, ded franchise, ded company
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Hurts to live
The body shape is clearly female though. Look at the waist.
Just a guy in drag and with some fillings. Still a guy.
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Night meg.
night man
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Is there gonna be Multiplayer in andromeda?
Certainly.
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morning /meg/
Good morning.
Mornin
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>Anderson is in the Marines
>Referred to as Admiral Anderson, not General Anderson
I wish I wasn't so easily triggered by things like this.
>ywn spend the day edging Tali until she finally says fuck it, rips off her suit and has her way with you
and dies a slow and painful death afterwards, I can work with that