>nothing at home
>empty fridge
>feeling weak
>find a bottle of this
>drink some of what your car also consumes
>suddenly energetic again
>filling some into the car, too
>both energetic enough to go to the mall
be one with your car
Nothing at home
Anthony Green
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Nicholas Bell
>explosive diarrhea all over your car seats on the way home
Hudson Young
>his car turns into a literal shitbox
Nolan Collins
>>drink some of what your car also consumes
Own a Crown Vic, have to drink transmissions.
Julian Gutierrez
>he bought a CV
KEK I bet he has a beard and wears glasses too, or a skeletron
Zachary Roberts
Veeky Forums said they were good reliable and cheap.
Tyler Sanchez
we know you swallow trannys bro
Nolan Hernandez
Veeky Forums says anything red is god machine
Should have bought a mercury marauder is you wanted a panther since the engine can actually breathe.
Get a 5 speed swap. It's actually not too difficult.
Daniel Adams
What do you expect he owns a domestic.
Josiah Turner
>nothing at home
>empty fridge
>feeling weak
>find oats
>eat some of what your hoers also consumes
>suddenly energetic again
>feeding some to the hors, too
>both energetic enough to go to the mall
be one with your whorse
John Scott
>red
Fuck you autocorrect
Rwd
Isaac King
Fuck me, there's some losers on this board.
Lucas Edwards
...
Robert Reyes
marauder > fucktoria
Xavier Bailey
What is the horse of the car world
Jaxon Thomas
a motorcycle
Charles Adams
marauder still isn't that fast, 0-60 in 7 seconds IIRC
Ian Bell
A horse
Isaiah Cox
Did your stomach go BRAP?
Brandon Clark
this
Wyatt Rogers
Felt comfy on the toilet a few hours later but wasn't in a hurry, nor was it a quickshit. Just smoother than normal, that's all.
Jonathan Richardson
It clearly says 0-60 in 5.2 seconds.
Isaac Reyes
In medieval times, some people did drink oil for energy and sustenance. Even today, some people in italy drink small cups of olive oil with their lunchtime meal as mentioned in a book about olive oil fraud.
Olive Oil Fraud (dilution by other cheap oils)
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Elijah Bennett
The horse car, obviously
Mason Hernandez
If he led a hose from his asshole to his mouth and inhaled the explosive diarrhea, would that count as turbocharging?
William Jenkins
>Not eating berry pudding before a long drive
Kayden Roberts
comfy
Grayson Bennett
>looking at a round mare butt all day
Juan Ward
Direct exhaust injection
Adrian Gomez
...
Jose Flores
Why is it so fluffy
Connor Kelly
There's no carrot dangling in front of this one horsepower car.
Parker Butler
>overpaying out the asshole for a Marauder
Fucking why
>5 speed swap
fucking WHY
way to totally miss the point of panther cars you retard
Jace Bell
because it's in hypermiling mode