driving to work

> driving to work
> see one of these next to my normal spot
> park on the other side of the building

nice but did tesla know that there is other colors than black ?

Good idea.

I also park far away from cucks / obvious women cars (Miata, VW Beetle). Never know when the dicklet, nu-male will take their pent up Manlet aggression on your nice car or "because muh environment" and key your car.

Also niggers. They don't respect other people's shit.

i'm a manlet with a big dick and i want a miata

I didn't expect tesla to make their windows that big.

really have to give them credit for that. that takes courage.

Musk is big on Big Glass.

In fact the Model X's top complaint is too much glass. Drivers and passengers are getting blinded and cooked by all the sun coming through the huge windshield. So Tesla is giving all X owners a free upgraded sun shade visor.

>Never know when the dicklet, nu-male will take their pent up Manlet aggression on your nice car or "because muh environment" and key your car.
>projecting this hard
I know you're a bit jealous of the dude that was able to afford a Tesla and you'd want to key it, but come the fuck on.

They're too smug about their car to care about your plebian shitbox

This is what I'm afraid of, having an older car that people will assume doesn't pass emissions and sucks down a gallon of fuel per mile, who'll take it into their own hands to shit on you.

Hopefully they'll understand that such a thing as an engine swap exists if that happens.

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>i'm a manlet with a big dick and i want a miata
One of those things is necessarily false.