*CLUNK*

>exhaust gets 10 times louder

>That sound when a rock hits your undercarriage

>mild burning smell
>it doesn't go away when you leave the area

That's your clutch.

or something cooking on the cat.

> backing up while turning
> grinding noise

>Smoke coming out from dipstick hose

>Clutch pedal doesn't come back up.

>brakes stop working

>gas pedal doesn't come back up

>smelling antifreeze

>going 75mph down the express way in my pickup
>engine gaskets blow out

>turn key
>Click

>turn off car
>begin to walk away
>radiator fan turns back on

>check engine light goes out
>it's because the bulb burned out not because the problem was fixed

>press gas pedal
>Engine revs down

>Toss cigarette butt out the window
>don't see it hit the road in your rear view

>turn key
>CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK

>on the freeway
>road suddenly feels a lot bumpier
>visual appearance of the tarmac hasn't changed

>turn key
>rrrRRrrrrrrRRRrrrrrRRR
>turn off key
>rrrRRrrrrrrRRRrrrrrRRRrrrRRrrrrrrRRRrrrrrRRRrrrRRrrrrrrRRRrrrrrRRR

>too poor to afford gas and the tank just hit empty

Loud thumping from engine.

>Gauges then flick over and back
>Battery is new

>Toss cigarette butt out window
>burning leather smell fills the car

get out metal brush, clean battery terminals and clamps

>toss cigarette butt out window
>Sharp burning sensation on your head and your hair is falling out, as the smell permeates through the car.

>try to sell old shitboxe
>Won't start

>tfw your car makes no odd noises
Thank you based honda

>smoking cigarette
>hit a pothole
>cherry falls off
>hole in seat

>Steering wheel no longer affects the direction of the vehicle.

oh fuck

i know this feel too well

destroyed a tire once because i didn't notice it was flat.. it did feel weird but i didnt notice it because it was extremely low profile

Turned out the old owner had Jerry rigged the terminal connection at the bottom and had to replace it.

>dead zone of gas pedal is about 25%
>gas pedal is sensitive as fuck

>open window
>hear knocking/squealing that echoes louder when you pass things

i've hit the rubber windows seal with my cigarette, the cherry stuck to it, tried to remove it by giving it a flick
it flew behind my back on the seat.

hole in the seat and my t-shirt.

Audi owner detected.

early Chevy Cruze owner?
youtube.com/watch?v=f2_b4V6C4aM

>car bumps from 3rd to 4th
>It's an autotragic

>in drive
>press gas
>car goes in reverse

>car stopped at light
>foot resting on brake
>brake suddenly sinks several inches

>red light ahead
> try to press brake
>foot goes to floor

>turn key
>nothing happens, no click or anything

>red light ahead
>slightly moist outside
>try to press brake
>left tire locks
>right tire does seemingly nothing

>Rattling that seems to come from everywhere.

downshift and use the parking brake

>pull parking brake
>cable is stretched
>downshift
>autotragic
>go from D to 3
>never shifts into 3 again

>get in car
>turn key
>GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIND
>wtf my foot is on the clutch
>try again
>car starts normally

>driving on expressway
>Hear scraping
>think it must be car in front
>car slows from 80 to 65 foot still on gas
>*ssssss*
>*pop*
>*CLUNK* *CLUNK* *BOOM*
>U Joint cracked in half
>Driveshaft snagged on pothole
>rear goes 6ft up in the air
>roll over twice
>somehow didn't die

Fuck silverados

Jesus fuck that sounds terrifying

>The driver was an alcohol

>Don't take care of shit that fails on literally any vehicle with RWD eventually
>act surprised when something happens

i once cooked a cat :D

>waiting for GF who is inside shopping
>turn car off, leave A/C/Radio/Massaging seats on
>fall asleep
>wake up to her knocking on the window
>She took nearly two hours, car battery is too low to start the car
>CLICK CLICK CLICK DING

>pull the parking brake
>it rips off in your hand

It was a 2011

>Feeling Sick
>Driving home quick
>Vomit in car while driving

You're both dumb.

>really REALLY need to shit
>been drinking coffee all day so i know it's going to be a fucking catastrophic shit
>stuck in traffic

>pumped for new race
>some fuckknuckle shattered my windshield

>scraped lower plastic engine cover
Sometimes driving a diesel is pain.

>waiting for family in car at night
>summer, mosquito flying around
>lands of windshield
>open palm slap
>hits exactly where small chip was
>suddenly dead bug and windshield is cracked in half

>overtaking brotruck on freeway
>his left wheel bearing blows out as I pass him
>tire missed my car by inches

>step on it
>wheelhop

>raining
>step on it
>start sliding into the next lane without moving forward at all

I heard that once. Turns out I was scraping my rear fender against a Ford Escape

similar
>eat greasy as fuck home fries for breakfast
>have 5 coffees total
>get through work no problems
>5 minutes into drive home it sets in
>the worst shit of my life
>25 minute drive home ahead of me
>every single stop light feels like the end
>every single bump in the road
>the vibration of this engine, I swear to god it's hitting the brown note.
>10 minutes left to go I'm in tears and cringing at every slight bump or movement
>tighten belt to tightest loop
>blew right through a stop sign
>pull into driveway, fumble with keys and walk like I'm mentally retarded to my front door
>finally get to bathroom to unlease hell on my poor unsuspecting toilet

My brother saw me in traffic that day, I didn't even wave to him. He later remarked at how fast I took off at that one light.

>turn at low speeds
SCREEEEE
>hit a bump at high speeds
SSSCLUNK(exhaust dragging along bump)
>down shift into third trying to shift into 5th
RRREEEEEEE

>unlease hell on my poor unsuspecting toilet

>ding ding ding
>PWR STEER

>take car to the shop
>mechanic tells me my u-joints are in horrible shape and have no play at all
>decline to have them replaced, plan to do them on the weekend when I have time
>sleep on it
>take it back to the shop the next day because it's a safety issue and I shouldn't be driving my car like this
>mfw reading this post

holy shit I'm glad I listened to the voice in my head saying "Are you SURE you want to do this?"

>right behind old 4x4 beater truck on the freeway
>see something whipping around in between his driver-side A-arms
>few miles later change lanes to overtake him
>CV axle comes flying by my passenger door
>mfw

Your AC compressor probably clicked off. I turned mine off at a light the other day and the brake pedal jumped down.

Having this right now

>toss joint butt out window
>explosion of embers in lap and face

>sitting in car waiting for my mum to quit work
>gee i wonder how hard i can press the brake when there's no vacuum
>step on the pedal with all my might
>GRRRNNDDD
>still works

I had this for the longest time. Turns out it was my floor mat getting shifted forward and blocking the pedal

left your ebrake on m8

Can also be a bad bushing

LOL

>let off the accelerator
>throttle stays open

>turn key
>car won't start
>turn it again
>GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIND
>proceeds to run normally
>next time it doesn't run normally

>spirited right turn
>engine stalls

I miss my old pickup.

Also a liar. He meant to type 'mom', not girlfriend.
>Implying your bitch girlfriend wouldn't whine her ass off because you won't go into the fucking store.

>drop nut in engine bay
>*ding*
>not on floor

>Driving behind a couple semis hauling trash and a concrete truck
>They keep passing each other
>Eventually concrete truck gains distance
>Finally able to pass the semis
>Catching up to the concrete truck
>Suddenly concrete trucks tire blows up
>Smoke can't see
>Nothing happens he just pulls over
>Continue on my way

>Riding motorcycle
>hear something fall off bike and ding across the pavement

>go uphill
>oil pressure light comes on
>goes away a second later

that was the sound of your body falling off the bike

>every 300zx repair ever

>try getting into reverse with molested gearbox
>cmon cunt get in
>heave
>CLUNK
>entire car judders