Neptunia General #996 /nepgen/

I love Neptune!

I want to write a nepfic.

I love you too, Plutie.

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Nice photoshop.

Why is she so perfect, bros?

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damn, you're good.
teach me how to shoop

Aaaw, thank you.

Nice Asagi tits.

Thanks for the (You)s

Cute Neptune kissing Plutie at the top.

pro edits, brahs.
nice.

Now can you shop her straight?

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Damn shit, son.
That picture makes me doubt my nitroplusexuality.

But Asagi is flat.

As well it should. K-Sha is literal perfection.

I refuse to admit it! Nitroplus' ass is better than K-Sha's!

Have some Nitroplus to straighten it out.

Someone should make an Ass collage of all neps

The game models would disagree.
Have you seen K-Sha's perfectly modeled booty?

Misguided fools, the best butt is obviously C-Sha's

If you could change the Next forms, what would they look like?

Nah. It's good but Next Black is better.

Of course she is, Noire.

Harambes

best

Aaaaw yeah. This pleases the hand.

Oh, trust me, I have inspected every butt in detail. While I agree that Nitroplus' ass is low-tier compared to K-Sha or C-Sha, it's vastly better than Nepgear's.

And C-Sha cannot be spanked, so her having a great ass is kind of useless.

In your dreams, human.

Neptune playfully spanking Plutia when?

Shh. Don't give them ideas.

Oh sorry, I forgot Noire wasn't into girls after all. Thanks for the reminder, user.

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She's not into not immortal beings.

Why would a goddess want a human anyway?
That is a good point.

Friendly reminder.

Vert in RB1

I don't recall her saying this line in the game, can you please upload a screenshot of this? I'm not a my home computer so I don't have the games installed here.

Noire x Uzume and Noire x Uni are the only canon Noire pairings.

But the only yuri pictures I have with Uzume are with Big Nep.

>Vert in RB1
But seeing as the neps are straight... I'm not sure what you mean.

Goddesses have a long history of mating with humans. In the Nep universe there are no male gods anyway

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As expected of cancer.

>Goddesses
>mating
>Gamindustri
But they are born of the wishes and faith of the people, user. There's no mating involved.

Uzume is a fisher though, so she's taken already.

>not even wanting to post it

Do you live under a rock and have never seen a fantasy history where two beings with wildly differently life spans get together?

Nice headcanon. Fuck off ghost.

>In the Nep universe there are no male gods anyway
Don't worry, once I made it it gamindustri, there will be a new god in gamindustri. The spanking god.

Uzume is into seamen though

>Neptune literally says this in V-II
>headcanon
OK.

Not yet.

>they are born of the wishes and faith of the people

Sounds like a prude mother trying to explain his 5 year old son where babies come from. What's next, console storks?

nep

It's hardly a surprise, Leonard Nimoy's voice is so erotic.

>dub
Here we go again.

Goddess Eater.

When, you know, when a mommy console and another mommy console love each others a lot, you can find a baby candidate in a console cabbage field.

Videogame consoles nowadays are manufactured by chinks. Where do neps come from? From chinks.

That's not even the person who did Umio's English voice.

>missing the joke
Typical sub scrub.

>not knowing Xander Mobus did Umio

>mommy console and another mommy console
Hah, nice try.

>he doesn't know who leonard nimoy is
Man I love when people who want to start shit over the dub brainlessly make themselves look like the idiots they are.

I like how he says FOR GLORY

He probably doesn't even know what Seamen is about.

Who was in the receiving end?

Neptune never denies that they can breed

Your mom

>mommy console and another mommy console
How exactly does their reproductive biology work? Do they rub their USB ports together until the circuits connect or does one of them grow a USB stick?

>Xander Mobus
>google name and get FNAF: The Musical

>some guy who starred a tv series for fedora tippers and "lol so nerds"
No thanks, thankfully we're discussing a japanese videogame and not a western one.

No, it's even worse.

They have to hold hands____________ until a new candidate is created.

Double ended USB cables as dildos.

The owner of the consoles sticks his joystick in their ports.

If that's the case then these two must have a daughter they keep in secret from everyone else.

Sexiest data transfer ever.

Who do you think Nepgear is?

Yeah that's how IF and Compa were born. Histy came up with the daycare excuse to hide the fact that IF and Compa were their children, and put P-ko there to make the lie more believable.

Shh, you're gonna destroy their headcanons.

Hi, Zombie

Hi Kuugen, how's your fanfic?

They do it via wi fi.

Aksys pls go and stay go

youtube.com/watch?v=15BXBZiA_ew

I hope it's UltraNoire.

Judging by her clothing I'd think UltraNoire would be the one to have shitty enough taste to be interested in spankfag.

I love Nepgear!

So how did you guys find out about/get into nep?
I found out about it through my girlfriend when she was playing HDN1. She hasn't played any of the others, but likes it enough and knows enough about the other games to browse these threads and understand all the memes.

I agree, UltraNoire is best Noire.

Reminder that tangerines kick ass.

>through my girlfriend
So your hand has her own personality?

I knew about it through Veeky Forums. I decided to play VII out of boredom and decided that I liked it, so i played the rebirth games too