I want to RAPE Riven! I want it to be the worst night of her life!
Nolan Torres
first for worst girl
Hunter Gomez
REESE!!! REPLY TO ME
Benjamin Watson
Make League Great Again!
Brody Thomas
Im convinced gold players and below have a mental defiency jesus christ. Smurfing on my friends account is literally hell
Zachary Rivera
xth for fertile half dragons
Jacob Green
>Make League Great Again!
Long range safe waveclear nuked from orbit across the board, especially early levels Mass removal of most low cooldown abilities giving vision through bushes and over walls Deletion of Rengar, Azir, Yasuo, Vayne, Ekko, and Soraka
There, that was easy
Mason Turner
...
John Jones
Post best girl.
Hudson Green
are you THE trumposter or just a /pol/tard
Asher Gutierrez
Is he implying that Shyvana can reproduce with LITERALLY anything? If so, wouldn't that make her the most fertile champion in the game?
Ryan Parker
>having a hard time in silver / gold ????????????????????????????????
Landon Allen
working on a discord bot for bans
Mason Stewart
Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums on NA 4 slots left
password is vidya
Tyler James
...
Dominic Smith
here's a favorite
Caleb Perez
>not also deleting gnar/introducing the honor zone
Josiah Morales
...
Parker Scott
...
Adrian Powell
>getting this triggered over images of the based Orange Don
get used to seeing him; he's our next prez
Noah Watson
>listening to the CNN shit my mom has on >saying "illegal immigrant" is politically incorrect because it demonizes immigrants or some shit >ignoring the fact that it describes people performing an illegal act by their choosing
SJW's are killing me.
Also I hope you guys are having a great night
Chase Turner
Why is that ward wet? Did she get it from the river or something?
David Bennett
Who are you quoting? Its just sad to see the plays and decisions made by these players.
These people literally are the definition of braindead. I've always been high elo in whatever I play and just seeing this makes me laugh
Zachary Flores
>that ass
Nicholas Brown
Didn't fix jack shit
Also
>Deleting champions
Good one
Thomas Clark
...
Jeremiah Roberts
...
Dylan Torres
nice :)
Easton Lopez
Well, hell isn't really a word use to describe funny things.
Adam Wilson
it's not a hard question but the answer is obvious with that response
Jackson Bell
>there are people who actually still believe Evelynn should go tank >these are the same people who cant utilize their champions properly and are going negative on their games I want whoever that epic memer that started this shit to go die in a fire.
Landon Morris
Lobby is ded.
Leo Price
...
Isaac Diaz
>Toplane changes:
>Now the toplane spawns with a shrine similar to Bard's W in the range of the outermost tower. Only one champion can pick up this shrine and they must be of the same team as the tower it spawned under. Picking up this shrine gives the buff "Honorbound". Only melee champions can pick up the shrine. Champions without the Honorbound buff will deal 1/2th damage and be dealt double damage in toplane for the first 20 minutes of the game.
Never ever ask me to balance a game.
David Davis
Has there been any clues on who the victorious skin is going to be for? Not really sure who was the defining champ for this season, maybe reksai or grag?
Easton Jenkins
>Didn't fix jack shit
No more PvE lanes that trivialize ALL lane matchups. No more safe spam that circumvents the entire vision "game" around bushes and walls. No more champs that have no business in League.
Like you can keep their VA and skins, just give them entirely different kits.
Jayden Torres
rumble
Isaiah Lee
So Riot doesn't believe that Mules are living creatures. I can only assume that eunuchs are also automatons as well.
Evan Morales
I have never heard a better____ idea in my entire life
Austin Edwards
>Can't go breeded in Lulu bravo riot
Austin Jones
>That feel when AP Assassin Eve is actual garbage. >That feel when AD Eve doesn't even exist >That feel when onhit Eve is mistaken for AD Eve.
I've even heard that she won't be getting much attention in the assassin update. She's the black sheep forever.
Gabriel Sanchez
Don't delete Rengar yet until they've deleted Jhin, Kog'maw and Ashe as well.
Jace Phillips
> not ekko
Juan King
I mean that is equivalent to just putting Stout Shield into the game
Gabriel Edwards
I'd engage in a damaging and borderline obsessive relationship with her where she financially exploits me and keeps me under her thumb by constantly threatening to tell my wife or daughter (her friend). If I attempted to put a stop to it, she would send me a link to her Amazon wishlist in a text, one that also includes my wife's phone number and Riven's clothes size. Any time she came to visit my daughter at our family home, she would be very sweet but make suggestive faces to me any time nobody else was looking. I would eventually hang myself in the garage and be found the following morning with an erection.
Nathaniel Hill
His mid lane is so good right now. It's unbelievable.
Michael Rivera
Dragons go WAY beyond the realm of normal biology.
Aiden White
not tank, bruiser. Ghost is also pretty good on her
David Edwards
rumble kicks ass everywhere
Benjamin Price
>Bronze Subwars
God I missed these.
Cameron Foster
It's a fucking lizard with wings, it can't be that hard.
Evelynn is not a bruiser, she was meant to be an assassin from the very get go, why Riot is ok with her being a bruiser is strongly indicative of how bad their sense of balance is, and how obvious they like to play favorites and shun their problem children.
Brayden Harris
>tfw Trick2g now struggles to even get out of plat
what happened man
Easton Hughes
STOP SEXUALIZING SHYVANA
Easton Edwards
>ADC takes teleport Heal >Complains when they get camped
I wish I was naturally talented at this game like my friends. Bronze is fucking hell.
Jason Wright
The audio is triggering the hell out of me
Liam Moore
LEGAL LEGENDS WHO ARE CANON FERTILE:
>Fiora >Tristana >Shyvana
If your waifu isn't listed above, it is highly recommended that you contact a professional (Riot support) about the state of her fertility.
Zachary Diaz
Udyr gutting and depression.
Cameron Hill
he has like 3 accounts one of them should be masters or d1/2
Isaiah Wilson
I'm not talented, I just don't play bot without a large premade.
Joseph Lee
His one trick got gutted and it's literally his fault
Levi Bailey
>not Sona
Joshua Peterson
You forgot Nidalee. I mean, assuming "breeding season" is actually true.
Jack Murphy
Remember when everyone thought Zz'Rot was a meme item?
Liam Perez
What about u user are u fertile?
Zachary Reyes
to be fair, I shit on GP top as Vel Koz
Blake Ward
>Fiora >Tristana >>>>>Confirmed Canon Fertile
What?
I'm a fucking midlamer. IF my bot gets fucked, I literally have no options when it comes to roaming.
Caleb Carter
I assume most people didn't use it correctly
Luke Baker
You can only drink redbull for so long
Hunter Bailey
Both are most likely fertile, but you won't be 100% sure until you contact Riot support.
Yes, I got my sperm tested. I was worried because I only have one testicle.
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
William Hernandez
I've got several waifus. Fucking sue me, it's MY sexual fantasy.
Ian Watson
>Byronze is now Silver
Cameron Bell
People are getting better at the game and it's harder to be a high rank than it used to be
Connor Robinson
>Limiting yourself at all >Not fantasizing about fugging LITERALLY all of them
Angel Fisher
I actually tuned in for 2 games. 14 days of playing and he's genuinely better than a good 40% of the shitheads who play this game.
Parker Clark
Just play Akali anonymous.
Kayden Lee
>That feel when you just want to play some games but your only friend online is a bronze shitter with moments of mediocrity Where the fuck is everyone
David Russell
Tfw he motivated me to get off my ass
Now im diamond which i thought was never possible
Alexander Martin
I am but a man and know to limit it to one per limb.
Funny that you post that image precisely. Try to guess which two among those are.
Joshua Foster
Keep in mind that he also got coached by LS.
Samuel Adams
I assume you have SOME taste, so Morg/Sona.
Benjamin Myers
>have actual dreams of wasting my life being an lcs player >stuck in high gold
Fucking end my life.
Logan Hernandez
His T2G account is in d1
Dylan Long
Hey there,
Thanks for writing in and reaching out! I'm not sure about lush women, but I believe Leona's figure is best shown in her Pool Party Leona splash art and her Valkyrie Leona skin.
If you have any more questions or concerns, let me know.
The Unicorn Riot Player Support Zaun Wind Magic Research Division
>They didn't address my marriage request for Leona
Kayden Taylor
Sona/Kayle
Owen Perry
>pretty close to oom as mid >jungler says "mid's oom, not gonna gank for now" holy shit a jungler that's actually awake
John Parker
That's not Poppy
Daniel Gomez
JUST GET GOOD
David Powell
KEKED U C K E D
Luis Wright
How viable is Annivia top?
David Johnson
Do I have the autism to message Rito about the temperature of Shyvana's pussy?
Jaxson Turner
>Implying leona wants a ltitle bitch boi YOU DISGRACE WAR
Colton Sanders
With all the problems Riot is having with rhe pro scene here's my idea
>drop pro players >implement bronze subwars into LCS >pay Trick2g for the jew rights to use it if it's neccesary >hire hype casters >bloodbaths every game >viewership goes back to the golden days
Hunter Lewis
If you miss your Q then you're pretty much dead
Luis Barnes
yes
Easton Nelson
The people that are good enough for LCS don't want to waste their time. If you even managed to get up here there's only ragtag Challengers here with dreams of LCS but no sponsor or money to actually buy the slot from C9.
Christian Wilson
Do you know how desperately I'm trying.
I have to take sleeping pills now because I gave myself minor brain damage after playing for 3 weeks straight during the summer with menial sleeping breaks.
Gabriel Perez
SHUT UP PANTHEON, YOU ARE A BRAINLESS WAR ZOMBO NOW! NEXT MONTH I'M DOING ANOTHER MARRIAGE REQUEST AND I'LL GET APPROVED BY DADDY RIOT!
William Sanders
It's honestly not even worth it anymore. Riot gets to take a large portion of the money you make from sponsors and they demand a large chunk of your stream revenue as well.
You'll make a ton more money from getting to Challenger and just boosting people.
Noah Lewis
you are fucking retarded
>play at 60% capacity at best over and over >expect to actually git gud