/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>play mercy on eichenwald
>I'm on fire, 1v1 their 76 twice and tracer once
>I get potg on both defense and attack

the tears in allchat were incredible

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>LOSE
>WIN
>LOSE
>WIN
Can I break the forced 50?

If she's not happy with slender bodies, hope she at least praised Widowmaker's phat butt.

nth for placement match butterflies

People still care about this tard?

>Genji
>Cowardly
>Deformed
>Annoying
>Throws shitty caltrops at people
>Ugly green color

>Hanzo
>Brave
>Handsome and masculine
>Stoic and composed
>Fires logs from his bow that can headshot someone from a continent away
>Dignified respectable color

Why do people think Genji is the better Shimada again?

Reminder that the end justifies the means, and if you have to change your waifu forever to save her, you must do it.

One minute of torture.

You know you are hurting the advancements in graphics by playing a console?
I ask that you fucking die.

Can't you let me pretend that this garbage doesn't exist?

That's fair. A lot of men don't want Zarya to sit on their faces. People are entitled to their wrong opinions.

HEALER MAINS BEWARE, LUCIO AND MERCY STILL PLACING IN THE SHIT TIERS, FIX DID NOTHING. I REPEAT, FIX DID NOTHING.

It moves too fluidly and slowly, as if her ass was made of jello.

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This has been the most useless general I have ever been a part of. Outside of memes you guys are awful
>crying like children over everything
>no actual competitive discussion outside of copy pasting reddit posts
>HIV positive healsluts
>only entertainment is the standard waifufag that is in every general
Goodbye /owg/ you have been surprisingly useless for a video game general

I have the feeling that the animator of this trash has never seen a woman's ass in real life before.

This is almost as bad as an animator 'trying' to do a walking animation.

Me too.

That aside, can any Xbox fag confirm if a) the aim assist was fixed b) if we have 60 tick or whatever servers now?

Is the knockback turned up super high?
I keep pushing people like twice as far

>thinking fem freq is in any way relevant to anything

>Get on Illios
>other team's ching chong ice cream truck covers 75% of the that one fuckhuge control point with the hole in the middle

who thought this was a good idea

>expects soldiers and combat fighters of the worlds most elite organization to be unfit
I already knew she was retarded, I was born with my umbilical around my neck retarded, but I keep being amazed at her.

This. Widowmaker's ass is supposed to be super-tight and fit.

Cutest and best pairing

You can't have useful conversation about something that's not useful in the first place.

Yes

mei ult is almost twice as big

why

I don't understand, Lucio still heals everyone
Still has a rad ultimate
Still has a rad push
Still has some of the best mobility

It's Zenyatta, my new favorite character that I fear for..

Chill out

>>Get on Illios

If you don't auto-quit games that start on Illios, you have shit tastes in maps.

>friends go offline
>decide to try out the McCree aim practice thing I hear about in /owg/
>set up 6 Ana's on headshot only
>find it funny when all six of them running around
>realize my stun doesn't work
>wonder if Hog's hook works
>switch to Hog and start hooking all these Ana's
>put cooldowns to 0% so can just keep doing it
>suddenly start getting hard
>w-why.jpg
>just bullying the Ana's with Hog's hook is making me incredibly horny
>fully erect and feeling so good I almost came in my pants
>just the snatching of Ana's with their moans and blowing their heads off is making me insane
>snap out of it
>turn off Overwatch in digust with myself
>have a shame wank to tranny domination porn to get my mind off it
>go to bed crying
I think there's something wrong with me, I shouldn't have found that arousing

There's something fucked up in how the comp system places mercy and lucio. That's what he's talking about you fucking monkey.

Because even McCree could escape it without his roll.

>crying himself
>adding no actual competitive discussion himself
>only entertainment this post brought was a meme image
Let me guess, you are saying goodbye because you are HIV positive? Or that is the only thing you aren't useless at?

Just don't get on the point bro, it's that simple.

that's because she got fatter from all the kickstarter/pateron money to fuel her eating habbits

it's fake u idiots

Mei is pretty fun
>flank and wall the mercy away from her team
>she has nowhere to run
>stuck in my icicle shooting gallery
>by the 3rd time I flank her, she gives up when I wall

The only people who got caught by her old ult were the old and the retarded.

Now its' actually a threatening ult, almost as fear-enducing as Angry Russian Yelling or HAMMER DOWN.

>Enemie

i wouldnt know since i don't follow her, like you apparently do

>he actually looked

PATCH
NOTES
WHERE

>It's your fault I didn't fact check an incorrect claim

>boss, people are speedboosting out of mei ult and avoiding it if they know its coming
>lets make it impossible to get out of then

I bet Kaplan's conversations go like this

>Mercy opposite 76

C-cute!

>zarya ulti 5 people on the enemy team
>my whole team turns around and looks for the 6th enemy
>I start right clicking into them but they either kill me or get away with slivers of health
every
single
time

why the fuck is reinhardt so fucking fun

alternatively

>tfw competitive is less retarded but still retarded

why reinvent the wheel

stopwatch works just fine

It doesn't matter whether it's real or fake. Not only would I have not watched it if it was, my post still applies if someone even so much as posts that hag.

confirmed for villain

Zen, Symm, and Ana place fine.

Lucio gets royally assfucked and always places in the lower - mid 40s.

Mercy always places mid 40s-50.

>mccree m'ladying reaper

What did they mean by this?

Blizzard: PS4 update

S O O N*
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*No guarantee that it will match any reasonable understanding of the word "soon"

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Did you pre-order your top 500 yet /owg/?

Daily reminders:
Widow wouldn't talk to you if you can't shoot sub-moa
Mercy would not be with anyone romantically that is also in Overwatch as they all solve their problems with violence.
D.va a shit

Winston x Pharah confirmed!

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>"Someone had to do it. Seems fitting it'd be me."

Any way I can improve this

I really hope no one falls for that

It's nice to play Mercy again without getting bitched at.

Needs to be brainwashed into a obedient slave

Worst pairing .

>no in the refrigerator
>no gold weapons
its one of the few skins where gold actually matches

Gold guns

I want to give Pharah a sister!

I mean I don't believe the Overwatch characters have much depth at this point but even I don't think Mercy would be that one dimensional. The fact that she stayed in the organization for so long despite her initial reasons and the fact that she was very close, to the point of a shipping meme, to someone who invents weapons point to her not being as you've described.

Golden guns, refrigerator and maybe you have been probed spray

Also consider death blossom intro so everyone can see your sick guns up close

HABLAME DE SOMBRA

PORQUE SE PONE UNA MASKARA

Gold guns and death blossom intro

Only improvement possible at that point is Golden Shotguns

Is Mercy back to being a decent support pick again? I see a lot more people picking her but she honestly doesn't seem that much better with the healing boost.

REFRIGERATOR
Also they need to do a highlight intro or emote specifically for mariachi/el blanco. Like Reaper dancing salsa

No. Her placements are still fucked. You've been warned.

Why does overwatch fight with overwatch

>first for comp matches

>76's that don't shoot down pharahs
>people playing as widow and not logzo
>people getting upset at me playing mei despite being the only reason why the enemy team gets off the point.

me ooga, them booga.

>''Don't worry, you'll wake up in the Pharah sibling factory...''

Who are some viable heroes for carrying shitter teams? McCree and Genji come to mind.

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749104703
same place they always are

If you play Hanzo and never miss an arrow, you'll win games by yourself.

It's fine you ginormous baby. Perfectly natural for a boy to feel aroused at the thought of bulling and dominating others.

I would only use her in defense, especially if the team wants to run one healer.

Zarya can be good if you have suicidal teammates

>playing this early while everyone is stuck in S1 meta
You're just asking for all of this. I'm waiting at least a week until my placements.

I'm a girl

There's no Overwatch at this point in time. Winston has only just started his effort to bring it back, but even then everything in-game isn't canon or didn't have the team compositions that don't make sense.

Try playing Bastion instead

>reaver hacking on stream

nice