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The elder gods must be crazy.

I WILL NOT BE MOVED!

Reminds me of JakJak's Chica.

Today is Ace's birthday.

Not really seeing it

Let that nigga know I wish him a good one!

The flood of even more Ace related art would've let us know.

Beak wiggle, hairstyle, leg style. I dunno. I like it though.

I think you mean the inflated amount of Ace-related art

It'd be interesting.

If we get an action FNAF movie, it should be chock full of horror references and just ignore the games.

I want to see Mike break a mirror and get attacked by the mini-Mikes that swarm out of it's shards.

I thought that was a Crisis picture at first, but I don't recognize those characters in the slightest.
Is this from another dimension or something?

I wonder what fap bait Snax drew him this time.

It's also Snax's birthday.

I remember from last year, Ace and Snax share a birthday.

Happy birthday!

It's an old pic from back in the day, I don't remember who the artist was.

Did some searching and found their tumblr. johnskii is their name on there, so it's probably the same on the booru?

Link for reference/browsing: followmeatfoxcimoron.tumblr.com/

it's in reference to how the threads were always fucked up when he made it and lost his marbles

That post is in reference to a joke image about the real lovecraft.

Here's to the big belleh brown bunny. From gold to shit in just two years.

Nah, none on the booru, so I'm guessing someone just posted it to show it.

>they shipped Mike and Foxy unironically
Now there's something you don't see too often around here.

Good eye lad.

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FNAF movie question. What would you say are the absolute best and worst actors to play Mike (or whoever the guard character happens to end up being)?

Well, as they say, Foxy is least spook, but best matey.
So it's only natural.

Dust Bunny: Episode 7 is finished. It's titled Times Lost:

docs.google.com/document/d/1uTb1x1J_ApGpL3GYdV2rAkmCurU8CZxqVwkCf5nWcmE/edit?usp=sharing

This chapter focuses exclusively on Phillip, Oracle, and Dusty. I wanted to address a lot of the issues and discussion over Oracle's personality, as well as give some insight into how Phillip has changed over the years. Also one of the three gets to have a psychological breakdown, have a fun betting game with friends and put money on who you think it'll be to spill their marbles before reading!

Any input or thoughts are also greatly valued and appreciated.

>absolute best
Kevin James

>worst
Adam Sandler

>FNAF featuring Adam Sandler
>cue scene with Adam Sandler drinking Foxy's rum out of Foxy's childhood sippy cup

>best
Bruce Campbell.

>worst
Will Smith, because then he'll be playing Will Smith and not Mike Schmidt.

Bruce could be an off-kilter Mike who hallucinates shit like Purple. Or sees paranormal shit like Purple. Who knows.

The sad part is, that's an infuriatingly likely combination.

>absolute best
some rando nobody knows picked for his talent

>worst
Rob Schneider

Ryan Gosling
Michael Cera

To this day, I maintain that Ghost's probably come the closest to Lovecraft out of all the OCfags.

I mean, maybe Weaver if we count his Rubyquest.

WITNESSED

Remember when we thought Jeremy and Mangle were involved in The Bite Of 87?

>were

FNAF 4 isn't the bite of 87.

The lore doesn't matter anyways since it can never reach the atmosphere of the first game.

Very nice.

Depends on the story. Lovecraft has a fair range. I'd say nothing I've written comes close in terms of the tone or atmosphere of Cool Air or The Festival (a favorite of mine) . However my biggest inspiration as a writer is At the Mountains of Madness, which to me had the elements of 'modern Lovecraft', tentacles and insanity, but also explained all of them very in-detail. That they made you insane didn't make them impossible to understand for the reader. It kept the monsters scary and psyche destroying but also gave them goals and a history worth studying.

Reasoning is universal, even for strange beings. This may be why Them having a very structured life setup and goals turned some people off, but for me that's a large reason why I still think Them were a highlight of GQ. Even Unit .1. They have big goals that make humanity seem pitiful and worthless because they are tools to harvest and recycle for Them, yet at the same time, Them have a pretty rational setup going from their perspective. It's Monsters Inc meets T.H.E.M. from Telltale's Sam & Max.

Who should play as purple guy in the movie?

Keanu Reeves.

Damn, that actually seems good.

Tom Cruise is crazy enough to be Purple. Or maybe Bruce Campbell.

The actual character of Purple should be an absolute madman, without being an edgelord. Bruce Campbell could probably do that.

It's nice seeing Oracle and Phillip take those first steps to closing the gulf between them while still having issues they're holding back on.
Dusty's freakout was surprisingly frantic and I can see why Phillip would be so alarmed. I liked that she did try to give an answer but her memory banks failed to work. The scare plan for the night sounded really spooky and I'm somewhat sad it wasn't shown. It could've really shown how rattled Phillip has become from his time in GQ by having him almost blow the show from flashbacks. Maybe something like seeing a younger patron being told to hide her eyes and thinking she's around the age of one of the victims. Would've put a downer on things I suppose and the chapter is fine without what works better as left to imagination.
One thing I want to know is was the crowbar from when they found Dusty?

Bruce Campbell as Purple would take the movie from a check minus to a check plus.

hug the foxy?

how can you hug something with only one hand

>not knowing how to hug someone with one arm
I bet you don't even know the touch of another human.

By the dick

It's called choking.

"Normal by the standards" is the wrong color
Thank you, as always, for more dustbun.

The real question is How is .2 so good at pretending to be Oracle?

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She's had 30 years to practice.

Thanks for reminding me of 6 year old videos. youtube.com/watch?v=LiAaOuxS7Es

>The real question is How is .2 so good at pretending to be Oracle?
Stop giving verbal support to my conspiracy theory. I want to believe it's really Oracle and not .2

What I want to know is where's the caveman?

I looked up decapitations for research and can't believe all that blood. Man, getting stuffed must've sucked a lot.

I don't know why the fuck Scott thought they deserved forgiveness and to go to heaven.

satan pls go

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Jesus forgives. Like, a lot. It's kind of his whole thing.

It's like that one Bad_Ideas story where Harper gets keikaku'd into screwing the bacon beast.

No.

Did that story get any flak? I remember GMF's mind control stuff did so I'm curious if a story about a guy getting mentally and physically raped had the same response.
I think the Pirate and Hitler edits are the best.

I don't think so. It was writefaggotry released on a pretty low-key day. Usually it's just their fans reading when that happens.

The mind control stuff got flack because of how out of place it was with the rest of her content. Conversely, people expect fucked up shock porn from Bad Ideas.

Mine was the edit edit, but Chica in an SS uniform is a worthy second

pastebin.com/QzQcP32e

Repost for a new thread. Will continue the story. Progress should be considerably smoother. Next chapter will be called "The Crustaceans". Things will get less light-hearted as more and more of our characters and who they are on the inside comes into the light, hence the name.

Is Starchy's comic the only one still being updated?

No.

Rugrats and Springroll just posted new parts yesterday.

>Springroll just posted new parts yesterday
Man, what even is this anymore? It's like some kind of crazy summer thriller where everyone is a ghost riding around in robots.

It's a tragic tale of the heroic Toy Bonnie being doomed to fail against three former employees, all of which are murderers in some regard.

Hey look, it's totally not Weaver Bonnie.

Oh I know that guy, he does really cool work.

But yeah toootally not Weaver Bonnie

Have some sprites thread.

Who is this guy? Google gave me nothing.

I wanna like him, but every story is pretty much the same "lonely misunderstood reader stand-in finds true love with an also lonely misunderstood monster girl" story. That and his writing style is just dripping with pretentiousness. You can just imagine him typing out the script and thinking "yeah, this is totally deep stuff I'm getting into."

Damn, Bonnie is tall. I thought the four of them all shared the same kind of endo.

more?

Shane Frost. themachine.smackjeeves.com/

Took running some of the unique words in the comic alongside an image search to find it.

That's only from that particular instance where I made tv-head versions of everyone, and then when I did it again, and a third time. For Endoquest I wanted all of the performers to be of various heights to better identify them in the darkness, instead of just relying on if you can make out their silhouettes alone.

Which restaurant did Purple kill those kids in?

which restaurantS, you mean.

I'm gonna say Freddy's in 1983, and Circus Baby's at some point before getting trapped.

Which Freddy's in 83? Fredbear's, the FNaF2 location, or some other location in between them that the Withered Bots came from?

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You know who i miss?

>took down all of her GQ animations on youtube
>Just SU and Undertale stuff now

How much do animatronics cost, anyways?

An arm and a leg.

>Phillip, take caution. I get the feeling we aren't alone here.
>Got it.

ded

as usual.

Come back between 5PM and 8PM EST. That's when all the posting happens.

I love that song.

They were good foxes that did NOTHING WRONG.

>and then nothing bad ever happened to either one of them ever again