Park at comfy gas station for refueling and chilling

>park at comfy gas station for refueling and chilling
>check oil level afterwards
>people keep staring at me like they've never seen an oil check before

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>Pull up behind some dickhead at the servo
>finish filling up, proceeds to stick their fat head under the bonnet
>4 years later they're still looking at fuck knows what


Do it at home faggot, or at least get out of the fucking way first

They just want a tug on their dipsticks.

But the gas station was close to empty and it was a comfy Sunday

Screw em. A couple of minutes to check your oil isn't going to kill anybody. I wouldn't worry bout those faggots.

>female delivery driver co-worker comes into store saying her tyre is making a funny sound
>her tyres are down to the wire and a strip of rubber is hanging loose and flapping around
>swap spare, pop her hood to check fluids
>leaves, leaves everywhere
>tiny amount of horrid sludge on very bottom of dipstick
>tell her she needs her oil changed asap
>'my car is fine user'
>engine bricks itself two weeks later

TRIGGERED

>Very low on petrol
>Pull into service station with all 4 lines jammed absolutely packed
>Fat car probably wont make it to another servo
>Sometime later
>Filling up
>Look over to next line and an 18y/o chick is cleaning her entire fucking piece of shit VW with a god damn squeegee

...

>have old bmw
>in rich white part of town visiting my dad
>every once and a while check oil and coolant which burn slow enough
>pull into gas station
>filling up with gas
>pop hood and check levels
>gas attendant runs out
>SIR is everything OKAY?
>yeah I'm fine
>she still looked super worried
>fluids were fine
>close hood

meanwhile in the barrio where I live
>pull over in gas station
>filling up
>crack head comes over to ask for cash
>no
>mexican guys come over to ask about car
>always ask if they can buy it
>no

those squeegee waters are disgusting. people throw trash/cigarettes in there, it's never cleaned, and often times have aids.

maybe she got confused when the machine asked her 'do you want a car wash today?'

>switching low beam & high beam bulbs on both sides at the gas station
>woman comes up
>asks if I want her to call a tow truck that might be able to help

>checking/filling air at another gas station
>guy comes up
>huh, I didn't know you could do that outside of a workshop

>OP's mind when
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>murricans

>DAVE

>autism

>he doesn't do it in his garage
>he doesn't have a garage

DLELTE THIS

>'my car is fine user'
>engine bricks itself two weeks later

Did she blame you for not telling her properly? As in you weren't clear with your explanation and that is why my car died!

I had a case of that before. I told someone they needed to take care of their problem ASAP before it got worse. They didn't bother and then they blamed ME for their problem. America. The USA a a land full of people with the attitude of "I wanna lawsuit so I gotta put the blame on someone else".

>'do you want a car wash today?'
>kek

>Checking any levels right after car has been running
You stupid.

hurr durr, it's the entire country's fault for 1 dumb person.

>mexican guys come over to ask about car
>always ask if they can buy it

No way. That is like the opening line to getting into your car for a test drive. Then you never see the car again after they drive to a good spot and yank you out of the car in some area with no witnesses.

There's all sorts of lines people use to get their hands on your property. You want your car keys back? $100 bucks man right now or they go into the sewer drain here. Can I borrow your cell, it's an emergency. You want your cell back? $100 bucks man. You didn't pay, so it goes into the sewer drain. I just say I don't have a cell with me today anytime a person asks to borrow a phone. You can't simply say "no" unless you'll never be in that area again or else your car will be scratched. People suck around here and sometimes punish you if you don't have anything for them.

why the fuck is it so hard for people to mind their own fucking business?

I work at a gas station. Ask me anything

They're not staring because the oil check, they're staring because all the weaboo anime pedophile stickers and your giant acne ridden fat body sloped over the radiator.

>Funland
>drive a gasser W123 (i think like 90% here are the D's)
>"DUDE YOU ARE FILLING IT WITH WRONG FUEL" from next pump
>#notallw123s

>Taxi drivers come to tell cool stories starting with "i used to drive W123 like you"

>local mannes (gypsies) want to buy it, they cool tho
>tell absurd price
>tip off some good deals in area (i sell cars and know some shit)
>buy cheap import cigs

>literally everyone wants to buy it

> Doing car work in public
> Cluttering up spaces people need to use
> Fucking with electrics in a petrol fume-ridden atmosphere

Fucking christ, do you all have homeowner association contracts saying you can't do that at home on your own property? Show some fucking consideration, americunts.

>why the fuck is it so hard for people to mind their own fucking business?

Looking at you is them minding their own business. They are not interfering with you. And it is the shop's staff that has the right to stop you from servicing the car on their property if they so choose. Technically the shop is NOT minding its own business because it is their business to stop people from working on their cars on shop property. My city has an ordinance against that to protect the businesses and I suspect it was copycatted from other cities who had copycatted it from elsewhere as well.

>Swiss Toni
Ja leck du mir am arsch

>mfw

>doing oil change and tire rotation in my garage
>family member is visiting
>"omg user, what's wrong with your car?!"
>nothing, I'm just doing regular maintenance
>"are you sure?!?!?"
>yes this how you maintain a car
>"that's looks dangerous!!"

Fucking Normie's REEEEEEEEEE

my neighbors must think we are the redneck slavs.

Never had a compliant in my HOA. I've done my suspension on my truck and put in a motor in my jetta.

What the neighbors really like is when we started building cabinets.

I always wonder why my relatives and friends get so annoyed when I'm telling them somethings wrong with the car
I'm auto tech. I'm basically doing this for free to them
>oh just leave it
>I'm not into cars so I don't mind
>oh that tire still runs
>what problem? I don't see problem?
They talk like cars should be something never breaks and they do then it's the bad design and manufacture fault. And get disgusted when I tell them something is wrong with the car

Holy shit sounds like 3rd world hellhole like Brazil or some shit

Why the fuck would you Americans let in so many beaners filthy subhuman to turn this country shit??? It serves you fuckers right because you made this mistake