/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist and Payday 2 General

Post heister preferences
>Jacket
>Bonnie
>Houston
>Jimmy

That's exactly the kind of logic a racist would use.

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Chains player huh

Will Smith heister WHEN?

aww hell naw

>Dallas
>Jacket
>Sydney
>Rust
I had jacket as my first for a while but his lack of lines kinda bothered me.

>Jimmy
>Jiro
>Rust
>Sydney

>Dragan

I always host my own game.

>Cloaker tells you to sit down
>Bain immediately hires the best grandchildren lawyers money can buy

This cheeky old geezer is one of the best things that happend in payday 2. I always giggle in his heists, for sure.

>Wick
>Rust
>Dragan
>Sokol

>Fo' sho'
P funny
Enjoyed this guy
Locke character pack when ? He's toast from murkywater now

I fell for the sociopath meme

The rebalance brought all kinds of fun new toys back to my lbv sociopath build. I missed using my Repeater and a few of the new perks get nice boosts from Hotlining it up.

>Wolf,
>Jacket,
>Jimmy,
>Dragan,

I like to call this squad the "public relations crew"

Man I always forget about Dragan's wonton violence and cruelty. Underrated heister.

haven't played for a while, is it true that they fucked up dodge?

It's still ok, but not as good as regen or armor reliance.

>Sydney
>Chains
>Jacket
>Dragan

What do you mean? It's the absolute best

ah kak

>Dallas
>Chains
>Wolf
>Hoxton

>dragan
>jiro
>sydney
>clover

>Sokol
>Jiro
>Chains
>Sydney

>Clover
>Sokol
>Houston
>Jacketo

my nigs

>picking anything outside the original 4

mah nigga

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>chains
>original
lol

>Jimmy
>Sokol
>Rust
>Bhodi

>tfw someone tried to redraw pic related

that's pretty good

thanks user

Here's a fun fact
People with 32bit operating systems don't mark you as cheater for using DLC characters/heists
Don't ask me why not I don't fucking know

But I have Dallas as my first though

C U T E

GET THE FUCK UP

This skill is now on cooldown for 20 seconds.

why is biker heist so hard holy shit

had to restart 20 times

literally the hardest DW out of all

>turret cockblocking

It isn't. The problem is people going full retard and running out and eating turrets and sniper fire.

>literally the hardest DW
that's lab rats

lab rats is actually pretty easy with a flamethrower

It's one of the two heists that requires you to actively kill the shit out of turrets to survive pubs. Other one being Meltdown. Of course, you can greentext ">bothering with turrets on Meltdown" but these are pubs. A simple 15 minute job is always a 40-minute kill-all-turrets endeavour for me in a DW pub.

I'd rather sit there for 20 minutes in a corner collecting ammo to kill the turret with than run across the courtyard to do objectives on the blind hope that I won't run into a Cloaker or Taser on standby on the outside corner where the fucking Doc Bag asset is. Makes sense though, there's no insider, so the gang probably just dumped the bags outside before coming in or something.

It's not the hardest DW though.
I'd put it at like...Lab Rats or something else. Definitely not Biker. Snipers and the turret are fucking annoying but nowhere near "hardest DW" tier.

>_____ is actually pretty easy with a flamethrower

not on biker heist :^)

for some reason im on 64-bit and when i use dragan (dont own him) im not marked, but i am when i use someone else i dont own

>yashy did more sokol porn
ЗAEБИCЬ

That's because Dragam excels at infiltration

post wolfs

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Here's a Wolf plushie I made that I completely forgot to shill here

SUCK MY FAT DICK SOKOL

Ask a cunt that won an AMCAR skin anything
It does look less ugly, but who the fuck uses this gun

>people that can't do normal transport heists are in charge of creating a new difficulty

for memes

Nigga the AMCAR ain't the good meme i like
It's like a fucking rageface
Actual rebalance when

>tfw bain banishes you to the shadow realm

*shitter realm

>ghost: 73
looks like you dodged light.......

trying to get achievely so i didnt bother making a proper build but i didnt want to leave any points unspent.........really makes you think.....

that's actually what night is suppose to look like in vidya

>sthelf build
>skips spotter
really activated my neurons...

>skips spotter

what

the skill that doubles spot time length

doesnt exist

>"the name was incorrect on The Community Safe (Can't believe we didn't get this right the first time!)"
>A skin is still named Quckdrawn hunter

its in the marksman tree you shitter, the basic version is the one for 15% damage bonus on marked enemies

oh, i actually didn't notice that skill

thanks

quack

how 2 pirate DLC weapons in lobbies without hosting your own game
github.com/polarathene/payday2/blob/master/weapon_swap.lua

BAD GOY

79th for rip grinder

Still useful, git gud

Donac Dum

I've realized how to make the game more difficult. Add in more jumping required areas. I saw somebody fall down on undercover for 5 minutes because he couldn't make the jump even when sprint jumping and even jumping to the little white junction box first.

Yeah this safe was a fucking mess

>skin creators still waiting for their skins
>they completely forgot about akimbo crosskills which were suppose to part of the safe
>some guy got two skins accepted despite joakim saying that there will be one skin per person
>accepted skins aren't marked as "accepted for game" in the workshop
>skin quality was butchered by downscaled textures (and yet they don't bother to downscale other textures from other safes so there is no consistency there)
>using wrong alpha channels for a couple of the textures

and
>that m308 skin is an epic when it's suppose to be a rare

This is fine

Is there a mod that keeps other players equipment when they leave or get disconnected? If so can I get a link because I can't find anything.

>Sokol
>Clover
>Jimmy
>Dragan
I don't have Jacket.

>needing legs and arms hitboxes from the start when you only have to click on heads to be good in this game

just like use DLC unlocker

Nah, Hotline 2 is on my shopping list for when I have more money.

>Houston/Jimmy
>Jimmy/Houston
>Sokol
>Whoever I'm feeling that day except Wick, Bonnie, and Bodhi

Post yfw someone is playing as your first preferred character

Sokol
Dragan
Dallas
Houston

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>play as Dragan
>this never ever ever ever ever ever happens

except that one time

>have 4th character pref set to random
>forget about it because i'm always either 1st pref or 2nd
>mfw join a pub one day and spawn in as Jiro

I'm pretty sure I saw one on last bullet but I can't remember what it's called

I SAID GET DOWN